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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yikes! Grampa running away to Chicago explained!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you agree that real compliance would disenfranchise many tax attorneys and accountants? I don’t have the numbers but my guess is the tax avoidance industry in the US is huge and would never let that happen.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That the audience is applauding his hate wish is just…unbelievable. Who ARE these people?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something something about a barefoot hike and blah blah blah… what a shyster.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Believe it or not, I have another friend who attempted the same thing. New cat owners make good story material.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The time my friend thought it was a good idea to take a shower with his new cat. He remembers watching blood flow down the drain while kitty was firmly attached to his chest. This is love, no?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why can’t we revert to old timey pen and paper ballots that are hand counted?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What exactly is a tax payer funded “staff trip” ?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…and stop calling me Shirley…
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dyslexics Untie
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Master of the House. 😳
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much longer do we have to play this game?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will you do the tamago?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Luna the Tuna
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s reading a script.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Early on in Dad’s dementia nightmare we sat on the same porch where he taught me to play ukulele - a skill he no longer knew. As I played our favorite song he asked “What’s happening to me?”. The concern on his face and fear in his voice told me all i needed to know - he’s still here, but lost.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Desiccated Mummy Moon
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Like tulips?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes. You can actually talk to the florist and be happy with what gets delivered.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Incompetent Incontinent and at times Incoherent
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To quote Dry Eye: It either IS or it ISN’T!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love The Week Ahead. My favorite part, this week, re: Governor Cook and her atty, Abbe Lowell: “This might be referred to as a checkmate.”
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was like “Who’s Brian?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Honolulu would love to see you!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pineapple and SPAM!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tell your Dad that you heard freeze-dried lamb liver is yummy.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Five. 🤣
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That face! Thank you.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And a nice key-aaantee!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Early Bird is having none of this laziness!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An oxymoron.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You complete me.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whaaat? This is great!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Could you imagine being chased by something like that? Spooky!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I believe his success rate is pretty good. Love him💖
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wait til she discovers the hem of your pants…while you’re walking.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thank u. The more these incidents occur (those I don’t understand) the more I yearn for analog.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Our clan fills the well the pit leaves with French Dressing. Sprinkle of salt. Divine!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So it’s like sabotage?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Broke da mout’ !
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*See prophet Muhammad and his cat Muezza
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What is DDoS?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If he keeps on rockin’ that blue dress shirt… I wouldn’t be surprised.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When the Commander in Chief’s previous work experience included SLUMLORD…..
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why can’t AI design data centers that don’t need so much water?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Right Ear. Ten HUT!
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you.
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So paying informants is illegal?
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itsaboy79.bsky.social @itsaboy79.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hide your favorite hat/shirt!
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