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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social

@its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Zeye, I'm a Pan zoomer (core) who's a fan of many things, ranging from ninjago to asoiaf and many things in between. Also I'm a writer and artist whose main tools of choice is a mechanical pencil and a set of Crayola colored pencils

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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Respectfully, can any nsfw artists who specialize in ninjago on here add some Akita R34 to the gooning economy here? Please, I'm begging you! Ever since my exile from reddit I have been craving some Akita NSFW art. Please! I need it! For slaanesh needs the cum to flow. She starves!
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
2076, New Xtown, The 13th Spacex Holding on Mars (under US colonies). The subject? Fynzen Bleux is three Xcoins (the currency on the Spacex Holdings) short to buy his weekly ration of Nutrient Meal and faces starvation. "Have they tried investing?" -Xordex Cybermusk, on the Mars Situation
A disturbing look of New Xtown, 13th Spacex Holding, Mars (Sept, 13th, 2051). The iron-rich dust of Mars is littered with asphalt roads, powerlines, automobiles, and stores of massive corporations. A symbol of humanity's prideful ambition to rule all that exists in the universe.
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quiltersblock.bsky.social @quiltersblock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me if I so much as hear the word "reddit" after they banned me for saying the sonic copypasta:
Being looking at computer screen in disgust
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously, call your angsty, evil but not in a thalmor way elves "elves" instead of fey, and keep your Alice in Wonderland ahh fey out of my fantasy. Fey is the realm of greek myths, house tricksters, fickle tricksters, and that one Shakespeare play. Not either of those things. #fantasy
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【SPOOK-BITTZ】 @wizardryhazels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WAITER WAITER MORE WUMPUS TORTURE PLEASE
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Waiter More
ALT: Waiter More
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember, The Devil smokes bacon cigarettes
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tech billionaires really just looked at the warnings of sci-fi writers (especially Terminator and Cyberpunk), thought to themselves "i must make this a reality", and proceeded to put their smaug hoard into trying to make our reality the one where we eat kibble and have to work 365 days a year.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rare google ai W. But there was also a loss as well. #Ninjago #NinjagoDragonsRising #ForbiddenFive #ForbiddenFrauds #ZarktTheFraud #Zarkt #Thunderfang #ThunderfangWasRight #ThunderfangisTheEighthSource
Google ai rightly saying that Zarkt is The Fraud, meanwhile getting the fact that Thunderfang is The Eighth Source wrong. As the Source Dragons of Strength and Life abandoned the merged realms for no justification. Although I understand why Focus would abandon the merged realms. However this does not change the fact that they are the Seven Cosmic Frauds. Praise Thunderfang, as well as our protector from the leaks, Kriintos, The Dual-Faced Lord. Once the Elder God, Hastur and the gnome-seeking mortal hero, Old Man Henderson
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Darrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A classic cat meme, always worth reposting
Picture of a cat staring directly at us while two people play guitars on a futon in the background. The caption reads: Please share this picture to raise awareness of the plight of cats trapped in a folk music environment.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is my dog Peni. She's from Arrakis
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if he's their child? #ninjago #ninjagolegends #lloykita
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You heard him, get out the lawn gnomes and don't drink the corn syrup and we won't have it leak. Praise Kriintos, stay a 10 ft pole's distance from the muckle damred cultists, give him the wee men. #ninjago #stopninjagoleaks #PraiseKriintos
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cheers, I'll drink to that.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
San Marcos Google debunkers, The Grand Ruler of The US and Beyond The Solar System is here in our town. I would go to get merch for the beholding hoard of My Stuff, but I don't want to directly support a trump supporter.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Though I'm glad to be out of my old nightmare of an apartment, it still hasn't helped my crippling loneliness and the cold of the night. I'm glad that I don't have to worry about the roaches (once we get rid of the ones that came over with us)...
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When Elder Scrolls VI comes out, there's a high likelihood that 15 years of lore videos will become outdated. Let that sink in. #elderscrolls
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guys I found this on Google while hunting for ninjago reaction images. 🤣🤣🤣 #ninjago
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, the 5.5e paladin can take any feat at level 19? *SNIFFFFFFF*
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After watching parachuting kitten's recent lloykita video, I can confirm that the lloykita nation has won the lloyd shipping war. I, John Lloykita proclaim we've won the lloyd shipping war, and may now move on to the seven cosmic frogs. #ninjago #lloykita #dndhumor #dndbloodwar
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today I learned that dragonborn boobs were retconed. First lizardfolk aren't playable anymore, now this? Never forget what 5.5e and modern wotc took from you. Dragon tiddies forever, 4e female dragonborn are best. Me want dragonborn booba as pillow 🥀🥀🥀 #DnD ##5nard #5nardnationriseup
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fih🥀🥀
Fih🥀🥀
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You member when amogus was a thing? Member when red was sus? Member when there was an imposter among us?
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know how my dnd campaign setting ended up this bizarre mix of "the grimlock underkingdom of Thule, ruled by Abhrak-Hamal" and then you've just got legally distinct from mech dragon cryptor fighting against the totally not bretonnians. #dnd #worldbuilding #worldjerking
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember, wood is one of the rarest materials in the universe. It's an earth exclusive. So the next time you look at a piece of wooden furniture (not that modern particle board nonsense), think about how it's mostly made of one of the rarest materials in the universe.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The general state of my mind nowadays personified in a gif:
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I NEED a big tiddy, skooma-head khajiit GF! I NEED to have warm, soft skooma-head khajiit gf to cuddle and keep me warm in the cold, central texan winters coming these next few years! I want to be a true akaviri son of skyrim!
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lloyd shippers when another Lloyd shipper ships a ship different than them. #ninjago
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump when another nation (not Canada or anywhere in western europe) has something he wants:
WAR
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
5.0e players vs 5.5e players playing 5.5e #dnd #5nard #5nardnationriseup (left being 5nard chad at a point-5cuck table, the right being a picture from a whistle blower from WotC of the creation process of a 5.5 player)
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How I wish I had friends connected enough to at least be invited to a party and be the wojak in this meme. (/1)
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look in your heart, for you know it's true. #TTRPG
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Y'know, if they made another D&D movie, they should cast Joe Manganiello in it because the D&D movies (if they continue) should have at least some actors who play d&d to compliment Chris Pines. #DnD
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Despite popular belief, sometimes when your friend who says they listen to every type of music, they aren't trying to hide their music tastes. I for example go from gorillaz, to Indian metal, to The Hu, to "npc music", to the ninjago soundtrack, to Shaggy within a single jamming sesh.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You must play a horny bard. You must play a barbarian who likes fighting. You must play a warlock who worships asmodeus" -the creators of 5.5e trying to use Ghanaian witchcraft probably. #DnD #5nardNationRiseUp
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Everyone, maybe if we collectively pray to Kriintos, Dareth, Fugidove, Powerlid, Tzeentch, Shemeska, Mephisto or what have you dragon's fury part 2 won't leak this time. #ninjago #ninjagodragonsrising #stopninjagoleaks
Mr Krabs performing a satanic ritual in order to make sure ninjago dragon's fury doesn't leak
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I had to describe the entire decade of the 2020s, I would have to say it's a video of an orangutan riding one of those plastic tricycles through a riot with looting and dumpster fires while Mr Blue Sky plays in the background.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Us google debunkers much prefer the indigenous name of Bear Lodge, thank you very much.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
>Be Texcuck >Sees politician who protected puppy abusers >Still supports him And somehow Le Texcucks think that the blue Texans (the chads not wanting to vote for the puppy abuser apologist) are the bad guys. Are they stuoid?
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Y'know if the chicken that would become a plate of jerked chicken was a rooster, you could say it's a jerked cock.
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anal probing 👍
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fuck pong krell
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guys, please take this reaction image and comment it any time you see someone post a Benjamin reaction gif. Please and thank you
A edited picture from SpongeBob of Mr Krabs with an irritated look at a sign reading "0 Days Without Benjamins"
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dungeon Masters, please I beg of you, as a Bronze Age Shitpost enthusiast, put a league of city-states that are addicted to bronze in a fertile valley in your settings and make a plot line of a shady copper merchant being connected to your BBEG. Please, do it. I beg of you. #DnD
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm just gonna say it. All the subclasses from Tasha's are way too overpowered (except for the fathomless warlock) and if playing 5e you shouldn't allow stuff from Tasha's without keen inspection. 5.5e's fine though, since it's basically just 5e but Tasha's becoming part of the core rules. #DnD
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When the helmets have holes
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He is goon
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is also how the Adeptus Mechanicus recruits new members
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Y'know, I don't think there's any weirder text string I could have than my dad, because it's basically just me and him sharing bizarre ass images that have us both questioning where the other found them. Some of the images for reference:
A bizarre creation of my father's mind that looks like the meme edit of JD vance's head with deer antlers and dragonfly wings on a phone background with 1% battery A wasp man figurine smashing an old, 90s(?) era computer in a swampA meme of a person wearing futuristic garb caressing an ear of corn, with text saying "this is a meme from the future, you wouldn't get it yet" the futuristic outfit in question is a silver polyester jumpsuit and a visor that covers both of their eyesAn anthropomorphized toothpaste tube clenching hard, as toothpaste comes out of the nozzle. There is quite a bit of toothpaste already out, but not an excessive amount. The toothpaste is a swirl of white, sky blue, and pinkish red
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its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social @its-zie-not-zee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How it feels to be a Frak fan when his VA (from what I've heard) has gone off the deep end, everyone's convinced that he (Frak) is annoying, and he talks like a neckbeard (or whatever passes for a beard for a snake person) on occasion. #ninjago
A black and white sketch of the cartoon network character Uncle Grandpa eating an oversized gun. The gun is roughly half the size of his head.
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