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Flesh Metal Creature Construct

@it-will-be-time.bsky.social
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I had to be born in a vat because no one was brave enough to fuck me into existence! 25 Gender Destruction Engine. 🔞 BEWARE, TRAVELLER! I shalt post and talk of bahonga's and bazooga's and melperts! Maybe! Perchance! 🔞

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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Post from uuuuh I dunno where. "imbecile roommate: it's tax day man did you submit all your stuff on time" "Me, wise: every day is taxing when one has to listen to your drivel. *chuckles smugly* off with you now, I must return to my studies." And then it's a picture of a smokin' dragon. You know. Smokin' with a pipe. Not that the dragons smokin' hot. Unless it is, to you. Your feelings are your own.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Looking behind and seeing an MFer doin' this. (Good art by the way. I cannae resist the Funni)
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Marvel or eh I forget the company that owns Vemon, the evil spiderman, saying "correct, madam."
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"Sorry bud missed your chance!"
"hoo hoo you missed that one!" old man cowboy from that fmv game jerma played where he missed the dawg darn bottles like 10 times since he larfin' too hard.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Security gnome mid deployment.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Mods can we soul slay that chat member? Wizards I'm going to need to curse the person who said that to my friend to eternal damnation. (Dominions 6 has only changed me for the better. The cursed artifact only makes me STRONGER)
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
As the old Kurt Vonnegut quote goes...
"During the vietnam war...every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high." -Kurt Vonnegut
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Decided to make this in like I dunno. A few minutes.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I dunno whether to respond with mirth of violence, so I will instead go for ambiguity. What spells? Wouldn't You Like To Know. Also the post is up my timeline and I can't be bothered to scroll up. Lost, like tears in rain.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
What kinda fuckers re-tweeting art posted a year ago- Well, yes, it's a fine and good thing to do, but HOW am I SUPPOSED to make the JOKE I just thought up RIGHT NOW for this EXACT post when it's a year old? I can't just REPLY to IT with my JOKE now can I?!
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Captioned "when your german friend has pants" and its an image of saruman subtitled "so you have hosen..."
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Tra-trans wo-wo-women on-online??? Golly...Wom,en...Online...
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Meme image. Top panel is uh I'm not sure who it is, but lady saying "ani? my goodness, grown!" Bottom panel is obi wan and an ani in the background who has been image transformed to be like x4 as big, he's bigger than obi wan when ani is meant to be a kid.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Reminds me of this one.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Me when I get gifted a full sized ship but no crew to make 'er seaworthy and have to set it up me self.
Cat editted to have an eye patch, pirate hat and hook captioned ""Ye should go sailin' the 7 seas, its so fun." Me waking up in me quarters, 3 hours o' shut-eye, a bad case o' scurvy, a rival ship's got me broadside Me crew left me marooned, two Metres O' Water in me bilge 'cause there be holes in tha hull"
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Meme image aside. Damn. Glad I got into dota over league, where the heroes are free and I can get a decent skin for like. Literally a handful of pennies from the steam market. And that has some egregious prices (battle pass arcana's) but like. It isn't THIS egregious.
Series of text messages that say "I ain't reading all that"
"i'm happy for u tho"
"or sorry that happened"
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
One must imagine the Crucible of Agony happy... Also You. Stay tuned for more gut busters, if your constituition can withstand it and my jests doth not slay thee. The king fears the jingles of my jester outfit, for his next laugh might be his last, joyility consuming him in a fiery inferno.
Laughing medieval knight without a helmet tapestry captioned "cease these jests before I burst asunder my side-plates'
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I hope anyone who follows this account and gets their timeline blasted with whatever fucking ponr I go "yeah sure neat" clutches their heart, looking over to me just to see me doing something like this. Also an excuse to post my favourite video. I do not know the origin I just have it.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My mind inevitably wanders to this video when toxic yuri is mentioned now.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Wait could you just have an entire cannon crew of wretched little goblin / imp creatures that? And now I'm remembering the mutant chronicles imperials mech, this one, and thinking of a medieval mech weapon thats like. Archers on an attached watch tower. You know what that'd make for a good MG.
Imperial hurricane mech from mutant chronicles warzone
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I am remembering this.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The gormless goon when suggested they could just make something new up that fits their tastes instead of like, doing the equivilent of using D&D for something it isn't instead of just using another more appriopriate system.
Shocked tails face from tails gets trolled, that classic image
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You ever heard of Dominions 6? (If you're wondering why the guys getting older, burden of time increases the ageing of everything by like x4). It's a very Wizard War game.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Take a look at this, you gawking freaks! (Recent art I've done in the caves of qud discord drawpile sessions I've been hosting)
Some kinda mutant chronicles trenchers lookin' MFer I sketchedWeirdo cultist with 3 helmet heads stacked on top of each other, got a like, half robe that only covers the upper arms and shoulders and neck, weird thin skeletal sorta body where you can see the ribs, arms crossed in front, hand holding their wrist. Got loose bands / bracelets / cloth strapped round the left arm. And a guy in a big coat with one arm, a pistol, and a weird pointy triangly head. One of those men from n.o.w.h.e.r.e. from some comic with a bunch of surrealist villains.Gangly limbed knight with a big sord and a crescent moon shaped 'ead facing the viewer at a bit of an angle. Little feller marching right with a great coat, a helmet that looks like warframe excalibur's 'ead, holding a spear forward in their left arm.8ft goblin toff in a great coat with a beetle like knight helmet. Leaning forward, one hand behind their back, the other outstretched forward pointing and raising a broken cutlass all "rallying the troops" like. Facing rightwards. Front most foot has a trio of little fellers holding it up, like the fellers are a little rock to stand dramatically on, but instead it's little guys.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Good art. Also. Enkidu meme.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Wait would you like that? For it to be scary? Or is that one of other other psycho sicko lesbians? I dunno there's a a lot of those and I'm unsure on the levels and depths of Women Deranged For Other Women syndrome. Get the deranged lesbians in here for opinions. Also that image reminds me of this.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
tfw you turn into a kobold and they hit you with one of these.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Reminds me of this meme format.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Reminded of recruiting for a smut TRPG recently and getting someone whose f-list not only had shota/loli bullshit as "big favourite" but also hated "prudeishness" round it since people have all kinds of weird and absurd fetishes. They uh. Ain't getting in, I'll Tell You That Much.
Someone pulling out two revovlers whilst saying "farewell diplomacy."
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What if CASTED A SPELL OF UTTER- Sorry I've got an evil wizard in my heart who sees the word "what if" and is compelled to cast curses for no reason other than petty indiscriminate fury. Also I remember this video and luagh (it's kinda loud). Also yeah sure why not thats an animal. Do whatever.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
"He/him cis het adding a they to their pronouns isn't trans!!!" Friendo give'em a few years. Or don't care, whatever, a cis het is fine as long as their a little fruity, it's the ones so terrified of getting pegged and having good fun sex they strip out human rights that suck. Alternatively.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Spoice mehreen defeated by IED on a stick (it's funny this has a powerbox now I think about it. it is entirely redundant. This has no electronics. The mek just put it there for a larf). The twink also has better gay sex then the marine. The marine doesn't even do homo sex well as the twink.
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Flesh Metal Creature Construct @it-will-be-time.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"All tomorrows if it was animorphs style childrens media." "Pretty unelievable that in spite of the insane level of flesh ripping edits to turn him into a human bird this is still instantly recogniszable as Jerma"
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