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Extremely bad Iowa State athletic observations. Waylon Forever.

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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 2h
the man brought in 93M to Auburn last year. if he can do half of that 🫪
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 2h
He was always my #1 after Matt left. I think he would thrive at ISU. I think he will have a long leash there.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 2h
Bring Golesh home.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh boy, Matt.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope Rocco tries to fight him and we can go 3/3 on starting QBs
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Josh Hoover is probably tainted in my brain because Sonny is a fraud
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Slept on it, looked a little deeper into a tidbit that BYU tweeted out. This was the lowest yard total ISU has had since they were 1-3 in ‘18 and went into Fort Worth. Zeb had 80 yards that day. There was a freshmen who was supposed to he much worse than Zeb.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gotta give this staff props. This unwillingness to try anything else down 18 would make Matt Campbell blush.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s no downside. You’ve kneecapped Moberly with bringing him in and running. He can see over the line, the current QB can’t
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The coaching staffs going to lose a bunch of folks if you don’t try Moberly down 17.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Turtled again
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tackling is not part of the program in Ames.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jedd Fisch is a terrorist tbh
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Washington is ass.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know what? Hell yeah. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Purdue won, huh.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Collar bone 🫪
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Concussion protocol for Hank? 😬
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s not tiers to this, it’s almost never been more even across the board. Just because you get more tv money and run up the polls, doesn’t mean you’re actually good!
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tough day for there’s power conferences not like 10 really good teams.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was 714 days between October ISU victories.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are we sure they “rally around” QB1?
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need more of those than Rutgers UCLA
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The tiny ass qb club is not one I like being in.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
going to turn into mud when they trot Raynor out there down 7 and miss more open guys
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s gotta be a bitch to go from “this is my zone” to “oh great now I have 7 more yards because there’s not a floater”
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think a few of the guys it’s talent (or even game speed) but Bacon and Neal excelled in the 3-3-5, the lack of live reps is leaving bad lanes and open space. Some of those guys were even doing this the last few years even in the B12.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s an offense that hid his tendencies with three NFL WRs to start his career. Manske should be steps above him next year (or whatever other QBs are in the room)
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do want you to know @thefarmerjones.bsky.social don’t judge him too much on Rocco tbh. Rocco hasn’t been the same since he started getting concussions (B12 championship) and you’re going to get 9 more games with him. He’s too damn stubborn. I don’t think it’s a competition problem 1/2
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least a year if your Rocco Becht lol
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s going to get gray hair by next year and start using hair dye like Ryan Day lol
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor buddy brought his very broken QB (Cincinnati 365 days ago) without their best WR (dead) to B1G play and is speed running his mid contract press conferences week 4.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rocco’s gotta die out there before Matt benches him
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lotta smoke around that “Heacock held the whole ship together” stuff that has been floating around the internet
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure Matt’s got the staff to just pivot like they did after the Texas game in ‘17.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitt? More like Butt amirite
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He decided to leave after his second pick lol. Just incredible stuff
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beer rules in Jack Trice.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2/2 cobbled together defenses because of Reid. Jimmy’s a good coach, just had shitty luck with QB1.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Notes from today: Bob Jones ass QB Iowa State has. The fanbase is soft as hell, I paid I get to boo when the Bob Jones ass QB is cheeks. I don’t think there’s a worse qb we’ve seen probably in 20+ seasons. Defense fucks though. Outside of that first play they were better than a loc of Heacock’s1/2
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt, it’s not always greener on the other side of the fence
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy who told me I can’t boo Raynor left after his pick. If you wanna know how the olds feel in this stadium
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going to be a drunk crowd
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your team screams during warm ups? High school ass ahhhs
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
14 bucks for 24 is an absolute steal man.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saban using cheap heat to tease a heel is so good.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I suppose I’ll meander to Jack Trice this morning
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want the drugs the Utah twitter is on. Been an absolute car crash of a week of back and forth
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I get they’re trying to get out of here with no injuries but stop putting stupid shit on tape and give Moberly a go.
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Cooperthicc @istudiedtrees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First sober Cyhawk since high school felt like this:
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Man's Face Distorted by Speed
ALT: Man's Face Distorted by Speed
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