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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 12/03/2026

This gave me a flashback to April from parcs and rec.

April from Parcs & Recreation saying “If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”.” She is wearing a jean shirt, while reading a newspaper. Ben, who she is talking to, is also in the picture on the leafy side, but she is ignoring him mostly on account of the newspaper.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 01/05/2025

Why are we listening to the guy who has “moron” tattooed on his forehead?

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 22/03/2025

It’s definitely not the coolest thing he’s ever seen. This is verifiably incorrect. Proof:

Old post of Ted Cruz, which was made on the social media platform for fascists. There is a picture of him standing in front of a cow made of butter. His tweet reads: Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 20/03/2025

Jeroom. Belgian cartoonist. This is the original:

First panel has superman in his outfit.
Second one has him peeking around the corner, watching a burning community center for elderly lesbians. Women from the windows are shouting for help while surrounded by flames.
Third panel has superman in a phone booth changing back into his Clark Kent outfit. Third panel has Clark Kent whistling a tune while walking by the burning building.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 01/12/2024

I like how the map itself subliminally told you to to put it in storage and not throw it away.

Zoomed in of a part of the second map. It shows the Dwarven District, but also the Keep. Which makes my comment marginally funny.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 01/12/2024

Bannon is definitely giving Gideon Gleeful.

Screen cap from Gravity Falls’ Gideon Gleeful.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 17/11/2024

If I were in Britain I’d adopt them in a heartbeat. The ones on the right look like the late Peluche. (Died 6 years ago).

Peluche the cat. Looking angrily into the distance.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 02/11/2024

This is why this setting is also super useful:

Screenshot of Bluesky’s Acessibility Settings. The option “Require alt text before posting” is set to active. This ensures the writer gets a prompt to add alt text for each posted image.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 30/10/2024

Apparently the cool kids post their @letterboxd.social last four watched, so here’s mine.

Night swim (one star)
Woman of the hour (three stars)
Love Lies Bleeding (four stars ❤️)
It’s what’s inside (three and a half stars)

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 27/10/2024

If you see this, post a picture taken in the mountains.

Höfn í Hornafirði, in Iceland. The mountain in the distance looks a bit like a dragon’s head with two pointy wings (one on each side). The road which leads there has a car in the distance driving towards it. The sky is overcast, but the sun is shining through bands of gray clouds.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 28/08/2024

This morning’s train ride felt like a fucking Tarantino movie.

Photo of someone’s feet sticking out from the train seats into the walkway.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 31/07/2024

Fuck it. I’mma die on this here hill:

Cover art of the Vengaboys’ “The Party Album!”
It has the members of the band drawn as cartoons. They are wearing various outfits. (Cowboy, camo, sailor, and one member with regular clothes). As is common knowledge: there isn’t a single bad song on this album.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 28/07/2024

For me it was more annoying, but I found a fix.

Picture of Donald Trump from the “people & pets” on my phone. I named him Bloatfish to make it bearable.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 20/07/2024

Current TV show obsession: Brassic.

Screengrab of Michelle Keegan (Erin) and Joe Gilgun (Vinnie) in the fifth season of Brassic.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 08/06/2024

I am going to blame Borderlands.

Picture of the character “Claptrap”, a small, yellow robot character which balances on one wheel. The character is standing in the middle of a dirt road which leads to a post-apocalyptic looking city on the planet of Pandora, where te videogame takes place.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 06/06/2024

Goat Simulator. It’s the only obvious choice.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 28/05/2024

Fred Durst looks like what I imagine Santa would look like on a teambuilding. The announcement e-mail from HR just said “wear sporty clothes”. All Santa could find was his tracksuit from the early ninetees.

Fred Durst from Limb Bizkit with a white beard and a 90’s tracksuit in purple, yellow, blue and pink. He’s also wearing orange tinted sunglasses and a trucker cap. Somehow the outfit surprisingly works.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 30/04/2024

So I watched that American Gladiator thing on Netflix, and this is the point where I wasn’t sure anymore if this was a docu- or a mockumentary.

Screen cap of the show that says:

Dick Askin
Head executive

The grey haired man in the picture is either Dick Asking, the head executive of American gladiators, or someone had a lot of fun while coming up with names and titles of a fictional character.

(Sidenote: mentally I’m still a teenage boy)

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 02/04/2024

Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account

Screencap of Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe from “The Lighthouse” (2019 Robert Eggers film).
It is in black and white. Both men are looking into the camera in a very depressed fashion. And are wearing 1890’s era lighthouse keeper’s clothing. The lighthouse itself can be seen in the background.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 25/03/2024

I don’t know what happened in the train wagon I’m in right now, but I’m very intrigued.

A train wagon with the chairs popped up. There’s what looks like a cardboard sleeve to protect posters lying under the chairs on the left, and an empty pan in the middle.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 17/03/2024

It’s 2024 and neither of these “doctors” know how to wear their face mask properly. How on earth am I supposed to believe they are anywhere near credible on the subject of inhalers when they’re actively giving each other lung infections in the picture.

Screen cap from the article from march 14, 2024.
Depicts dr. Miguel Divo and dr. Joel Rubinstein.
Both are wering a face mask, but Divo is wering it under his nostrils, and Rubinstein seems to think it’s made to protect his spade beard (even though he’s fully shaved).

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 07/03/2024

My goddaughter likes pink and always wants to play my ukulele when she comes around. I bought her this one for her birthday (it’s in may, so my sister sill likes me).

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 06/03/2024

This! When I read the first one, all I could think about was this book:

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 01/03/2024

Scissor-cut spaghetti tastes better.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 22/02/2024

BREAKING: We are now 2024! Happy New Year everyone!

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 05/02/2024

Trump: “THERE’S A CARAVAN OF IMMIGRANTS COMING FROM MEXICO!!!” The caravan:

A picture of the 1971 Sprite 400 caravan, which is a tiny family caravan.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 26/01/2024

Here’s the face of the guy at the convention who’s fantasizing about stabbing people in the neck with his fountain pen:

A photo of Scott Adams, the man who was quoted in the original post. He looks like a man who would stab himself on accident with a fountain pen while trying to defend himself.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 13/01/2024

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? They’re slowly but steadily eating their way towards me, I guess.

Poster for the show Delicious in Dungeon. The story details a fantasy gang’s travels through a dungeon, the environments, traps, and monsters they encounter, and the meals they make out of the monsters they face, while trying to save one of their previous members who currently resides in a dragon’s stomach.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 11/01/2024

I took a massive head start on my New Year’s resolution, so there’s waaay less pressure to keep it now.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 07/01/2024

I like Reacher because there were a lot of right wingers who absolutely adored the main actor, but then they found this on instagram and haven’t stopped whining about it since:

Screencap of an instagram post of Alan Ritchson, the actor who plays Reacher, wearing a T-shirt that says “arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor”. The caption reads: “The dog might be tired but I’m not. Long road ahead.”

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 29/12/2023

Going down this rabbit hole made me feel young. It’s the opposite of me being at work.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 23/12/2023

Nerding out a bit over this one… esawebb.org/images/potm2...

The heart of M74, otherwise known as the Phantom Galaxy. Webb’s sharp vision has revealed delicate filaments of gas and dust in the grandiose spiral arms which wind outwards from the centre of this image. Made by the James Webb Space Telescope.

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 15/12/2023

An origin story like any other:

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Alice Roberts sounds fine @ismat.at · 09/12/2023

Would definitely have screwed up my middle section there…

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