Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When you’ve realized nonduality but you haven’t conquered your cravings. 010
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*squee!* I want a baby snake! (Embryos always coil in one direction.) 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Tropical Storm Dolly, bearing down on Mar-a-Lago. 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Trumparrhea, for sure. But is it from the lettuce or the sexually-transmitted type? Either way, just the idea is revolting. Being left in the target plane is cold consolation. Glad it’s not me. 🤮 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I call this poem “Tan Lines”…. Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow? Can you throw ’em over your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? Do they bounce when you walk? Do they jiggle when you talk? 100
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There have been a spate of bison attacks lately. Here’s why…. 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026SCIENTISTS: “If we don’t act fact, the ice caps will only keep getting hotter. THE ICE CAPS: 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I have a fetish for coral. I’m literally a slut for reefs—an H2Hoe, if you will. 010
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Just an ornament copying a gargoyle on a Christian cathedral in Europe. 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 26/04/2025"I'm not leaving": A Utah immigration lawyer, who is a naturalized U.S. citizen, says he got a letter from the Department of Homeland Security to self-deport in seven days. Read more: bit.ly/447No1F 010
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 19/04/2025A turtle coming out of “brumation” (hibernation for reptiles). 000
Shaun Campbell @islomane.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I just created this new map and now pronounce the former “Gulf of Mexico” to henceforth be known far and wide as “The Gulf of Transgenders.” So let it be written; so let it be done. 000