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@isla.gg
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isla @isla.gg · 13h
🏅happened again award
apollos dodgeball of prophecy.
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isla @isla.gg · 04/09/2026
yeah this makes sense… i feel like ive def picked up some chicagoisms while ive been here but i guess the socalifornication is too powerful
usa dialect test showing that isla does in fact talk like a californian. i remember in the original version of this test that there was a single question that geolocates where i grew up to a ~20mi radius — “to birdie a drink”
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isla @isla.gg · 04/09/2026
[estrogenually injected]
come and take it flag but with a syringe instead of a cannon.
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isla @isla.gg · 01/09/2026
i love my country irvine california
daisy chain fields crowd (~40,000 people 😖) and the dandelion stage featuring a little indie performer called chappell roandaisy chain fields crowd between sets with the great park balloon illuminated overhead. it has a daisy affixed to the side of it, aimed directly at the photographer, ready to ignite its planet killer laser. just kidding everyone was already cooked well-done it was so hot the entire day
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isla @isla.gg · 28/08/2026
tonight’s eclipse the best i could do with no tripod and iphone camera (socal)
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isla @isla.gg · 27/08/2026
these
cigarette dac (technically adc but w/e)
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isla @isla.gg · 27/08/2026
i could fix her
full art “Team Rocket’s Researcher” card from Pokémon TCG Pocket’s “Team Rocket’s Ambition” set
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isla @isla.gg · 24/08/2026
now seated (in row 3)
movie theater exteriormovie poster odyssey imax 70
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isla @isla.gg · 23/08/2026
i am hard stuck west of the ohio-mississippi river
road trip owl usa map with every state west of the ohio-mississippi river (minus alaska, ohio, and arkansas) visited. ive also visited dc and no im not counting national airport in virginia as a visit
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isla @isla.gg · 06/08/2026
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isla @isla.gg · 28/07/2026
nearly-thirty-year-old still finds her new releases the old fashion way
wannacry out now email
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isla @isla.gg · 25/07/2026
cat stacks
ume the siamese type cat, lying on her side yawning real big and wide, on a chair while bean the orange cat is loafed directly underneath her in the floor. they are probably thinking slurs at me.
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isla @isla.gg · 18/07/2026
ESTROGEN INJECTED
dark souls estrogen flask in down dpad slot (as well as my right leg)
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isla @isla.gg · 17/07/2026
FORGOT ABOUT THE CHALK AWARD
my legs post laser but with the sectioning chalk lines visible to the world
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isla @isla.gg · 14/07/2026
that sign cant stop me because i cant read!
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isla @isla.gg · 13/07/2026
mind connection
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isla @isla.gg · 05/07/2026
okay i think the whole allowing-pets-in-bars thing is getting a little out of hand. his fur is getting all over the place…
lifesized appa in an arcade bar that you can “ride”. theres an atla popup so its themed all over with little elemental areas and such. the cabbage man is here.
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isla @isla.gg · 29/06/2026
sitting in the same spot as i now leave the eu, drinking the same beer, still uncomfortably warm~
isla type creature drinking Hofbräuhaus Helles as she waits to leave Munich Airport and begin her journey back to Chicago (via Iceland waow 😮). she dons a maroon crop tank top, tortoise shell glass, gold-ish sun-motif dangly earrings, and some bracelets.
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isla @isla.gg · 27/06/2026
oh yeah of course there were mountain cows along that entire hike
highland cows under a treehighland cow closeupcows grazing along the shore of Seebenseecows grazing on the shore of Seebensee as seen from above
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isla @isla.gg · 27/06/2026
never kill yourself
beer & landjäger with Seebensee and Zugspitze in the background. location: coburger hütte
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isla @isla.gg · 24/06/2026
TOPPED
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isla @isla.gg · 24/06/2026
i WILL top you!
Großer Donnerkogel as seen from Gosausee. Via Ferrata to commence shortly.
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isla @isla.gg · 21/06/2026
fuckass contraption up da mtn
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isla @isla.gg · 20/06/2026
best ending (love wins) 🌈
crossing signal with green “walk” light illuminating. the same sapphic couple is now crossing the street together holding hands with a singular shared heart above their heads. love wins.
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isla @isla.gg · 20/06/2026
in vienna, even the pedestrian crossing signals are yuri~
pedestrian cross signal on “dont walk”. the walkers in the signal are two woman shapes (stick figure with dress) with hearts on their chest. not pictured is the “walk” signal with them holding hands and one heart above their heads as they walk.
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isla @isla.gg · 18/06/2026
don’t talk to me or my spritzes ever again
isla with 3 spritzes. from left to right: limoncello, hugo, aperol. there are also misters on the patio so that’s the fourth spritz. it’s 1000000° here and the rest of the trip will continue to be like this. at last my legs are better and could put up with carrying 50lbs of stuff and a billion canelés around the city center all morning.
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isla @isla.gg · 13/06/2026
24 hours of travel across 4 countries using 1 train, 3 planes, and 1 automobile but we finally made back in time 700 years to Sarlat-la-Canéda. It’s so cute I’m gonna die.
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isla @isla.gg · 13/06/2026
hell yeah
Hofbräu München @ Flughafen München
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isla @isla.gg · 13/06/2026
time to wait for three hours and then off to madrid for an hour 🎉
the crew took a taxi instead of the L and ended up very late… missed the connection we were supposed to have an hour for…
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isla @isla.gg · 12/06/2026
wow she has the cuntiest eyeliner
plane has arrived to the gate
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isla @isla.gg · 12/06/2026
let me inside of you
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isla @isla.gg · 12/06/2026
breaking bad plate missing piece meme
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isla @isla.gg · 11/06/2026
my favorite part of desensitization is Roo’s reaction (he fears the cat baps)
“Stop” the tuxedo foster kitten getting used to the presence of a dog in his life. Roo, a willing volunteer mini aussie, is not stressed at all despite growing up with 2 playful cats his entire life.
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isla @isla.gg · 10/06/2026
me and who
Metra locomotives 165 and 173 passing each other on the UP-North just south of Clybourn Station. (2026/06/10)
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isla @isla.gg · 08/06/2026
oh my god my arms—i havent clumb in like a year
isla’s legs in sweat pants and climbing shoes at a climbing gym. 0.5x zoom is making its feet look very far away
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isla @isla.gg · 06/06/2026
Twice the pride 🏳️‍🌈, double the fall 🍂.
isla type unit with recent haircut. it is wearing a black top, cherry earrings, blue eyeliner, and some nerd-ass glasses. overlayed on the right side of the image is a line with text indicating isla’s Signature look if superiority. this is a count dooku/pride month post combo post for some reason im sleep deprived. the kitten posting will resume once their morale (digestive health) improves. this post will likely self-destruct in some amount of time.
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isla @isla.gg · 04/06/2026
tuxedo mitosis
three tuxedo kittens sitting on a closed toilet staring intently at the photographer. they are all very stinky and need a bath. they appeared in my apartment while i was at work and now watch me pee~
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isla @isla.gg · 28/05/2026
creature doesnt like that my haircut is better than hers
tabby type feline being held for a photo. its belly is shaved because it was recently spayed. behind it is an isla type creature with a fresh haircut.
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isla @isla.gg · 25/05/2026
the missiles are eebly and neebly to sleeby
three tabby foster kittens asleep on top of me
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isla @isla.gg · 21/05/2026
the plot thickens
yerba madre liked the yerba rivian post calling them a psyop
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isla @isla.gg · 20/05/2026
wait they’re on here? hi @corsair.com! i love your small form factor 80+ platinum-rated small form factor power supplies! give juliet a job!
last panel from cooltimesonline’s BonziBuddy comic featuring a person partly getting up from lying on a couch saying “oh shit, for real?”
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isla @isla.gg · 20/05/2026
this has to be some sort of psyop
yerba madre wrapped rivian r1t in chicago. its probably part of an ongoing psyop mandala affect campaign
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isla @isla.gg · 19/05/2026
still havent migrated my stupid account off of that dumbass mushroom pds. gochujang honey chicken thighs on rice with a yuzu arugula salad and new glarus spotted cow.
bowl with the food mentioned in the post body. its on the table and a latvian clay flower vase and sand art tiny terrarium with mushroom and dinosaur in it.
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isla @isla.gg · 18/05/2026
another beautiful artwork added to “favorite places” wall INTRODUCING: “Redhot Ranch” by Julia Hagen 🌭🌭🌭
A framed print of “Redhot Ranch” by Julia Hagen hung above a framed print of a painting of the area in Breath of the Wild where the Two Rings shrine quest takes place.
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isla @isla.gg · 16/05/2026
jimmy butler reading meme
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isla @isla.gg · 16/05/2026
“random street in Bordeaux” —mom
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isla @isla.gg · 08/05/2026
ibuprofen gang reaction image. it shows three cats writhing from pain in various parts of their bodies [tummy, head, and fetal position]. radial lines extend outward from the group emphasizing the urgency and severity of their situation. in other words i dont feel so good mr stark.
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isla @isla.gg · 07/05/2026
girl who fell in it¹ again² award³ ¹: the bath ²: somehow this has happened twice ³: towel burrito and heat pad
justine the foster tabby kitten runt, who immediately prior to this photo being taken fell into a bathtub full of warm water. she is being held in my hand in front of the bath/shower basin. her expression is that of confusion and sogginess. her body being soaked below her head makes it look even smaller than usual (an impressive feat). based on this experience, she is an excellent swimmer for her age. she will be dried and warmed to her hearts content. some additional context: neither of her siblings have ever fallen in the bath and they are far more clumsy than she is.
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isla @isla.gg · 02/05/2026
ren faire will not be ready for my witch hat(elier)
a princess/witch hat. the main body of the hat is covered in fabric with bees, flowers, and honeycombs. the brim is wrapped with red and yellow-striped fabric. at the tip of the hat there are two butterflies and a vine covered in flowers cascading down like a ponytail. all held together with the strength of hot glue. to be determined how it will fit on top of my other hat :) also yes i have seen all of the thus far released episodes of witch hat atelier and yes it is good.
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isla @isla.gg · 25/04/2026
oh yeah it was roo’s 6th birthday yesterday everyone say happy birthday roo!
roo the red and white mini aussie. he has a birthday hat and a small blue doggy birthday cake that says “happy barkday” on it. he is looking up out of frame at his humans desperately trying to get him to look at the camera, to no avail. also his tongue is sticking out like a little dummy.
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