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I like to sleep in my office. Sometimes, I shit my adult diaper in front of dozens of people. It's all documented here: isdonaldtrumpalive.com

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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grandpa is awake and ranting! #djt #trump #maga #arkansas isdonaldtrumpalive.com/donald-trump...
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Donald Trump is alive and is ranting about Daylight Savings Time while posting Tom Cotton's personal cell phone number on his shitty blog, TruthSocial
Donald Trump this morning woke up and posted a rambling screed about The Sunshine Protection Act, a law making its way through Congress that would make daylight savings time permanent. The unhinged ra...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ever notice how Donald Trump continuously brings up hot, strong guys when he's talking?
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Donald Trump is alive, and claims that he could have died under rubble on 9/11 were it not for two 'big, strong guys' who cradled him in their big strong manly arms and spirited him away to safety
Donald Trump has fluid memories of how 9/11 went down for him. Take, for instance, the interview he did on New Jersey's WWOR TV that day, before the dust had even settled. He couldn't help but make it...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And not just the girls, but everyone else... young girls, old girls, young boys, old men, and everyone in between cannot stop showing up to the White House and, with tears running down their faces, thank Donald Trump for making DC a place where you could think about opening your front door. #Trump
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Donald Trump is alive and is claiming that young, beautiful girls are coming to the White House to thank him for turning DC into a militarized police state
Donald Trump held one of his Nazi rallies on Friday out on Long Island, and during a very weird speech which was attended by his new Attorney General, the Director of the FBI, and, strangely, Kelsey G...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Donald Trump is Big Mad™ that the Judicial branch told him no, so he is lashing out at everyone... #maga #trump #ballroom
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Donald Trump is alive and just got told by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit that his big, beautiful ballroom cannot proceed without Congressional oversight and approval
See, Donald Trump has never been someone who understood how the Three Branches Of Our Government works, or if he does, he doesn't really care because he fancies himself as a dictator: The Legislative...
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Falling asleep during a high-level meeting with a foreign president would be humiliating for any leader, but somehow we are supposed to treat this like it is normal.
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Mel? HEY MEL? Come collect Grandpa's iPhone, he's posting dickless AI aliens again to his blog..." #trump #AIslop #maga #fucktrump
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Donald Trump is alive and was posting non-stop on Saturday afternoon to his shitty personal blog, TruthSocial
From AI Elvis Trump to self congratulatory praising of his trashy remolding of both the White House and Washington DC in general, Donald Trump had a burst of dementia energy this afternoon, publishing...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yup, he's still alive... #maga #trump
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The Weekly Alive • July 13 - July 19, 2026
Donald Trump, having determined that he hadn't been shown on television enough in the last few weeks decided that he was going to give a prime-time address to the nation and talk about ... what else ....
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is he, or isn't he? Donald Trump has no idea. It's literally the one thing he has no clue about, isn't that weird? #maga #mcconnell #trump
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Donald Trump is alive but has 'no idea' whether Mitch McConnell is
When asked last night during an impromptu Air Force One press conference about Mitch McConnell, Donald Trump said, "I have no idea. I have no idea how he's doing." Donald Trump is famously dialed in ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bribe plane is ready to go! #trump #maga #bribe #grift
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Donald Trump is alive and taking a flight to North Dakota today on his newly unveiled bribe plane
Donald Trump will head to North Dakota today for the dedication of the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and he'll get there by using a plane that was 'donated' to him by the government of Qata...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Donald Trump is alive and has had a busy week of surrendering to Iran, battling algae, and struggling with the traditional spellings of common four letter words
On Wednesday this week, with zero understanding of historical context, Donald Trump signed a 'memorandum of understanding' with Iran at the Palace of Versailles in France after French President Macron...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Mentally ill man finally gets an appropriate diagnoses.
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Donald Trump is alive and mentally ill, so the Iranians hired psychologists in order to tailor their negotiations appropriately
Anyone who is paying attention to Donald Trump's continued mental decline could see that the man is not playing with a full set of dominoes. Well, negotiators in Iran decided to use that to their adva...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Classless jackass holds fight on the lawn of his government subsidized housing.
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Donald Trump is alive and watching grown men beat the shit out of each other on the front lawn of his temporary government-funded housing
Last night, on the eve of his 80th birthday, Donald Trump took to his personal social media blog, TruthSocial, and posted this AI slop: Say what you will about Donald Trump's grasp of reality, but I ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Another nap time for Donald... this time in a crowded arena with twenty thousand screaming #Knicks fans. I guess this guy can really fall asleep anywhere!
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Donald Trump is alive and inconveniencing thousands of fans last night only to be roundly booed and falling asleep during Game 3 of the NBA finals
Donald Trump forced fans attending last night's NBA Finals game between the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs to go through TSA-style extra security, only to be loudly and nearly universally b...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Donald Trump, sitting under the roof in the rain, gets his bullshit called out this morning on NBC's Meet The Press where he has a meltdown Tantrump™. #trump #meetthepress #maga #biggestlittlebitch
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Donald Trump is alive and storming out of interviews when an interviewer pushes back just a tiny little bit against his decade of lies
Donald Trump this morning appeared on NBC's Meet The Press, and ended up having Tantrump™ when Kristen Welker decided to call him out on his nonsense, including his repeated January 6th bullshit. Whe...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Another Episode Of 'Naptime With Donald' Oval Office Press Conference! #sleepytime #trump
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Donald Trump is alive and is once again having afternoon nap time in the Oval Office, while promising our tax dollars for more coal plants
Donald Trump had another little micronap (aka severe daytime somnolence according to Dr. Jonathan Reiner, a cardiologist who has been talking about this in interviews on CNN) in the Oval Office on Thu...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Donald Trump came to Washington to do two things: build his big beautiful ballroom, and chew bubblegum. And he's all out of bubblegum. #trump #maga #racist #iran #truthsocial
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Donald Trump is alive and untethered from reality as he rants on his blog TruthSocial 45 times in just one hour Monday evening
Donald Trump's tiny fingers were a-blur on his unsecured iPhone Monday night, posting his endorsements for today's primary elections in California, Iowa, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dak...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Four cognitive exams. Of course this guy will confuse it with IQ tests because his brain isn't working very well. Hence, the FOUR COGNITIVE EXAMS.
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The Weekly Alive • Week Of May 18 - May 31, 2026
Of course Donald Trump is going to brag about "acing" another cognitive exam, specifically given by neurologists to track brain degeneration. First, Donald Trump most assuredly did not score a 30 out...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Guess who's headed to the hospital again tomorrow for yet another cognitive assessment! #trump #fucktrump #cognitive
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Donald Trump is alive and headed to Walter Reed Army Medical Center tomorrow where it is assumed he will ace yet another cognitive test
Donald Trump has yet another scheduled visit with a team of doctors on Tuesday who, along with the rest of us, are monitoring his obviously declining mental and physical health, but that didn't stop h...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Weekly Alive • Week Of May 18 - May 24, 2026 Another week with this monster. Sign up, and I'll tell you the moment I find out that he's gone, and until that moment, some snarky takes. isdonaldtrumpalive.com/the-weekly-a... #fucktrump #ishedeadyet
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The Weekly Alive • Week Of May 18 - May 24, 2026
Donald Trump started out the week telling us that he'd 'settled' his case with the IRS, the one he instigated because his tax records were released by an insider, you know, because he refused to publi...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yet another worthless shooting in America.
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Donald Trump is alive after this month's episode of gun violence in his general vicinity
Donald Trump was inside the White House this afternoon when a gunman opened fire on Secret Service agents manning a checkpoint at 7th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW. I would say that this is a dev...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You can have snarky stuff like this delivered to your email box every Sunday night, recapping all the ways Donald Trump is still alive... This is this week's Weekly Alive:
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The Weekly Alive • Week Of May 11 - May 7, 2026
Before Donald Trump left for China earlier this week, he had a press conference in the Oval Office, where Dr. Oz (fuck you, Oprah) told us about a new White House plan for women in this country to hav...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We have literal Nazis running this place.
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Donald Trump is alive, but in case he ceases to be, there's a letter in the Resolute Desk addressed to VP James Donald Bowman, er, JD Vance giving him instructions, according to Sebastian Gorka
Donald Trump leaves the country, and the underlings start saying things that perhaps they shouldn't. Take for example what Sebastian Gorka said on a podcast earlier this week, that Donald Trump has le...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The 'ol Donald "Draper" Trump... He doesn't think about us at all.
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Donald Trump is alive and doesn't think about Americans struggling with financial problems at all
Over the last few days, I've mentioned that Donald Trump doesn't sleep well at night, as evidenced by his constant falling asleep during Oval Office meetings, or micro-napping standing up behind someo...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hey, Donald: the doctors are only giving you those exams because you're getting worse before all of our eyes. #trump #dementia #alzheimers #parkinsons
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Donald Trump is alive and still believes that the cognitive exams his neurologists repeatedly give him somehow measure his IQ, rather than the rapid progression of his dementia
Donald Trump, like his father before him, has cognitive impairment, likely due to some form of dementia, be it Alzheimer's, some variant of Parkinson's, or just plain 'ol gettin' old dementia. Everyon...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Donald Trump just getting absolutely roasted by King Charles this week. What a joy. #trump #roasted #kingcharles
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Donald Trump is alive and getting repeatedly filleted and roasted by King Charles III during his state visit
Donald Trump has had a week, right? Starting off, King Charles III is here for a state visit, right after a third 'attempt' on Donald Trump's life. The former husband of Princess Diana has done the e...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Donald Trump wants YOU ... to buy Spirit Airlines. #grift #trump #spirit #bankruptcy
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Longing for the late 80's and early 90's, Donald Trump is alive and wants to use your money to buy Spirit Airlines, and finish bankrupting it like he did Trump Shuttle
Did you know that Donald Trump owned a regional airline called Trump Shuttle in the late 1980's and early 1990's? It's true! And like every other company he's ever had his tiny little fingers in, he b...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Donald Trump is alive and says during an unhinged interview on CNBC that he would have won Vietnam 'very quickly' #trump #maga #vietnam #iran #mentalillness
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Donald Trump is alive and says during an unhinged interview on CNBC that he would have won Vietnam 'very quickly'
"I would have won Vietnam, very quickly, if I were President," said the man who had five deferments from service during the Vietnam War. 0:00 /1:26 1× Say w...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Donald Trump is alive and apparently not being invited into the room where it happens because the military brass doesn't trust he'll keep his gaping pie hole shut #donaldtrump #iran #tinyhands
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Donald Trump is alive and apparently not being invited into the room where it happens because the military brass doesn't trust he'll keep his gaping pie hole shut
The Wall Street Journal on Saturday reported that Donald Trump was kept out of the room where critical decisions were being made during search and rescue operations for the F-15E Strike Eagle crew who...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Gotta get back to war so we don't talk about the Trump-Epstein Files™!
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Donald Trump is alive and can't wait to get back to his war with Iran, continuing the media blackout of the Trump-Epstein Files™
The ceasefire Donald Trump agreed to earlier this week, after threatening to end Iranian civilization, continues to hold, but will now be stressed as Donald Trump has ordered the US Navy to enforce a ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What a fuckin' day, am I right?
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The Daily Alive • April 7, 2026
Whew, what a day. Did you have an uncontrolled cortisol bloodstream dump all day long like I did? If not, I'm glad you've managed to disconnect from the insanity that is our Donald Trump reality long ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Let's dance again in two weeks...
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Donald Trump is alive and everyone can come back in two weeks when we'll do this insanity all over again
Donald Trump has 'postponed' his attack on Iran, scheduled to happen tonight after 8PM Eastern time. Reality is just a reality TV show to this reality game show host who now occupies the White House....
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So, I guess we're nuking Iran tonight?
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Donald Trump is alive and threatening the extinction of an 'entire civilization' tonight
In a rant that is insane by even Donald Trump standards, Dear Leader threatened to destroy an entire civilization tonight because Iran won't bend the knee to his demands to 'open the fucking Strait'. ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"They came up to me, tears running down their dirty and bloodied faces, and they tell me, no, they beg me, please, please Mr. Trump, please keep bombing us back to the Stone Ages, it's the only way you'll get the Strait of Hormuz opened again..."
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Donald Trump is alive and living in an entirely different reality where Iranians are begging the US to keep on bombing them
Donald Trump has said that if the Iranians don't open up the Strait of Hormuz in the next 24 hours, he's going to 'reign' down bombs on Iran's energy infrastructure, along with the country's bridges. ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Looks like a losing day at the Court...
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Donald Trump is alive and thought that sitting in the front row at the Supreme Court while they hear arguments would bend the Justices to his will
No sitting President in history has motored over to the Supreme Court sit in the front row of the public gallery to hear oral arguments about the constitutionality of their Executive Orders, but that ...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Donald Trump is alive and picking fights, then getting pissed when no one wants to help him out with the consequences isdonaldtrumpalive.com/donald-trump... #donaldtrump
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Donald Trump is alive and picking fights, then getting pissed when no one wants to help him out with the consequences
Imagine picking a fight at a bar with someone. All your closest buddies (the generals and the admirals) told you it's probably not a good idea to pick this fight, things could be unpredictable and the...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Another day, another embarrassment we're all forced to live with: Donald Trump's lack of understanding of basic human emotions.
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The Daily Alive • March 26, 2026
When I saw today that Donald Trump seems intent on wasting lives on a ground invasion in Iran, it reminded me that Donald Trump has no respect for what should be a rarely used resource: actual America...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
For some reason, Europe doesn't really want to get involved in Donald's war... isdonaldtrumpalive.com/donald-trump... #trump #maga #iran #europe #nato
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Donald Trump is alive and demanding that all our European allies, each of whom he has pissed off in a myriad of ways, defend their own territories in the Middle East
Donald Trump is unhinged (what's new) but we're entering an area where he will say something in one moment, and completely contradict himself in the next. Just 10 days ago, Donald Trump tells UK prim...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The war moves to the US... #trump #iran #michigan #virginia #maga
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Donald Trump is alive and must be confused as to why the war with Iran has expanded into Michigan, Virginia, and potentially into California
Donald Trump hasn't ever really been a philosopher-king; doesn't really spend a lot of time contemplating the ramifications of his actions, particularly when it comes to geopolitical actions that he d...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is an un-serious person. #donaldtrump #iran #trump
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Donald Trump, alive and throwing everyone he can think of under a bus he's driving, because all of them -not him- made the decision to attack Iran
Donald Trump doesn't take responsibility. For anything. Ever. This is something we all learned in his first term. During COVID, when Donald Trump clearly wasn't up to the task to manage the initial...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Daily Alive • March 10, 2026
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The Daily Alive • March 10, 2026
Just another day of a single bit. As the Iran war drags on to distract from the Trump-Epstein Files™, economists in the US and around the world will have to start thinking about when might the Trump-...
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Donald Trump, Sleeping @ishealive.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Mines in the Strait! Good work, Donald! Gas more affordable than ever, along with groceries (and old-fashioned term for ... food?) and healthcare! Making America Great Again, for sure! #trump #iran #affordability #maga
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Donald Trump, alive and single-handedly screwing up both the US and world economies, won't be able to blame the Democrats this time, because all this reckless shit is 100% on him and complicit Republi...
Iran has begun to lay mines in the Strait Of Hormuz, the narrow stretch of waterway it controls off their southern coast, a predictable response to the war which has now gone on for more than a week. ...
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