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Ian Sammis

@isammis.bsky.social
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Low-level tech peon; I've also physicsed, written, mathed, and arted for food.

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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For some reason my brain keeps wanting to put Burke's "A Philosophical Enquiry into the Origin of Our Ideas of the Sublime and the Beautiful" into conversation with Pope's "Peri Bathous, Or the Art of Sinking in Poetry." They're not. At all. It's just the titles, I think.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Started the reading @romgothsam.bsky.social's fall continuing education class. Speaking as a Gen Xer, I was surprised to learn that "the stuff I like is psychological horror and high art; the stuff you like are stupid slashers" snark apparently dates back to the 18th century.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m sitting by Zürichsee reading a book I bought in Bolen Books in Victoria (where I was eight days ago) just before I drove home to California. It’s been a geographically complex couple of weeks.
Zürichsee. Zürich, Switzerland.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name SiFi bad guys. Wrong answers only.
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Ben Stiller as Mr. Furious in Mystery Men
Alt: Ben Stiller as Mr. Furious in Mystery Men
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Back in the country all of two days when Sarah got food poisoning. Ahh… definitely back home. 🤦
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Achievement Unlocked Gaming Notification
Alt: Achievement Unlocked Gaming Notification
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Having a ton of beef on this trip. This could be a new growth industry for Canada: Untainted meat tourism.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Enrolled in another literature class in the University of Liverpool Continuing Education series run by @romgothsam.bsky.social. (These classes are what you imagine a book club is going to be until you actually attend one, and what they’d all be if they were organized by Literature Ph.D.s.)
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There are some lines in books that instantly tell you what author you're reading. "The mule’s look indicated continued skepticism on that point." is one of the most @tkingfisher.com lines imaginable. (From Daggerspell.)
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dawn over Victoria, BC.
Victoria, BC at dawn.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Back in Victoria for the week and a bit between my wife’s birthday and my younger daughter’s.
Victoria, BC at night.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Back in Canada. This was meant to be a trip to help our younger daughter move, but she did all that on her own, so now it’s just a nice long vacation for birthdays.
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British Columbia Flag
Alt: British Columbia Flag
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Many thanks to Canada for walking away from the demented monster currently running the show down here. There was never going to be a deal. A deal implies that both sides will abide by their word. Is anyone on the planet still foolish enough to think Trump abides by his?
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Canadian Flag Waving Proudly
Alt: Canadian Flag Waving Proudly
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you have watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode. No star trek, star wars, Marvel, Disney....
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Buckaroo Banzai Peter Weller
Alt: Buckaroo Banzai the big final walk.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I don't normally follow the Romancing the Gothic book group, because the BST/PDT time difference makes it impossible to attend the meetings. That said, Grief Eater (by Emma Osborne) was brilliant, and depressing, and I'm very glad that I read it.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Marin-san had the only possible answer when @romgothsam.bsky.social asked which of the twenty-five or so texts from this semester was our favorite.
Kitagawa-san: I'VE GOT FIFTY NUMBER ONE CHARACTERS
Gojo-sam (thinking): Doesn't that defeat the whole point.....?!
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As an American, there's only one responsible thing to do at this point. Allez les Diables Rouges! 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The cinematography in this film is just STUNNING. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Heh. Got a helicopter. Smirk. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes, I can see how he'll have a much easier time proving his innocence if he's carrying a police service revolver. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Question from my wife: "Does Rutger Hauer just automatically get Vangelis-adjacent music?"
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That embarrassing moment when you realize that you're watching entirely the wrong movie. Now joining the correct movie already in progress. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
PROFESSIONAL DRIVER ON CLOSED ROAD DO NOT ATTEMPT #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Another 4th of July that's less about celebration and more about remembering what we've lost and remembering that this too shall pass. We're all still here. The sane America — the nation that spent over 200 years pulling ourselves out of slavery and provincialism. Time to do it again.
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Morpheus: We Are Still Here!
Alt: We are still here (A Matrix movie)
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh, Holmes! You are so wise and brave and not at all the sort of person who fed a Canadian aristocrat to a dog for funsies. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"You can't arrest me, Holmes!!" Dude's got a point! Did the movie just forget that Holmes and Lestrade are different people? #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sorry, Watson, could you help Sir Bait home, here? I've got shit to do. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That dog is having SO MUCH FUN. Always nice to see an actor who genuinely enjoys their craft. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You know, for a mire that's claimed victim after victim, none of these people spends half a thought thinking about the wisdom of just wandering through it after dark. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
MAKE THE ROMANTIC SCENES STOP!!!!! #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
No Zither Stairway to Heaven! Denied! #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Wayne's World: No Stairway, Denied (Mike Myers)
Alt: Wayne's World: No Stairway, Denied (Mike Myers)
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE HOLMES, this bullshit is embarrassing when you do it in London. You're just here to mortify Watson, aren't you? #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
THANK YOU WATSON YOU SPEAK FOR US ALL in stopping this half-assed half-written romantic subplot. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And now I hate Sir James. "It'll be fine, my dear! Let me just patronize you a bit more." #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Mr. Frankland is my favorite character in this so far. He's a jackass and a litigious bastard and so far he's right about basically everything. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Surprisingly sensible ancient man who seems to get that maybe grave-robbing doesn't actually get better if you just wait a few generations first. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So many stage-trained actors STATING THEIR LINES LOUDLY ENOUGH TO BE HEARD IN THE CHEAP SEATS. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I think my standards for "in need of repair" aren't quite what they were before I watched Crimson Peak. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yes, sir Henry, that is certainly _an_ accent. Not a Canadian one, but... you know, AN accent of some sort. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
At this point Watson has had three consecutive lines of the form "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON NOW?????" #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's Sir Henry and His Enunciating Extras!! #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And this ends the #TransformationsOfTheGothic read-along by Watson, Holmes, and Dr. Mortimer.
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Apparently this is a flashback to the Backadder II episode "Beer." #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oops... screwed up the hashtag ... that was the most flirting-coded interaction between Watson and Holmes ever. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
... that was the most flirting-coded interaction between Watson and Holmes ever. #TransformationOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There's been a LOT of "trust me"s by massive fonts of terrible ideas here at the end of this. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dude... this is NOT the time to introduce Lucille to the concept of polyamory. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Trust me, one last time." Based on... what, exactly? #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Least effective rescue party since The Shining. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"I have to get out of here!" Runs directly into the movie Frozen, already in progress, in her nightie. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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Ian Sammis @isammis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If I'm ever dramatically investigating something, I'll have to call out every piece of period technology by name in case anyone's watching from over a century in the future. #TransformationsOfTheGothic
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