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Isaac Hepworth

@isaa.ch
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 25/09/2026
in the future we will all be hacked by openai for fifteen minutes
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 12/06/2025
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 08/05/2025
this said popeno a moment ago
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 27/03/2025
what the fuck
white chocolate is chocolate in the same way margarine is butter
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 04/03/2025
the world has waited long enough
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 24/02/2025
uX dEsIgN iS mY pAsSiOn www.nottinghampost.com/news/uk-worl...
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 18/02/2025
cookie conjugations: - i personalize - you track - he/she surveils
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 30/01/2025
summer in são paulo is a scorcher… just before 9am and it's already 60°C… wait, what
elevator display screen showing first floor, 8.57am, 30.01.2025, and 60°C
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 30/01/2025
i’m going to be rich
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 25/01/2025
endorse. bought this last night; it was an instant and hilarious hit
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 23/01/2025
even for a telco, "more unlimited" is dissonantly cynical as product positioning
screenshot of a text message from verizon marketing a data plan called 'more unlimited'
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 22/01/2025
today i learned that 2025 = 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 10/01/2025
today I learned that teenagers get the zoomies
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 09/01/2025
this is amazing
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 01/01/2025
wore a shoe on my right foot today for the first time in 5½ weeks. a mini milestone to end the year 🎉
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 31/12/2024
strong contender for lamest fortune ever
Fortune cookie fortune says “Your next Chinese meal will bring you more cookies!”
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 26/12/2024
just got my 2024 performance review as a parent from the twelve year old and i got a b-minus rating wtf
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 20/12/2024
first person to write a doc wins
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 19/12/2024
i got "famous" and "dead" 😬
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 19/12/2024
woof, i just made the big time. see all y'all suckers later.
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 17/12/2024
amazing www.ft.com/content/0a5a...
screenshot of text from the Financial Times article about LSD usage in silicon valley. startup founder Paul says he's been less stressed since beginning micrososing but it could also be that he started using Asana to keep organized.
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 17/12/2024
i've been waiting for this. i'm now @isaa.ch.
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 17/12/2024
at 12 and 14 the kids have reached peak effectiveness in pushing each others' buttons
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 11/12/2024
there is a certain undeniable orthographic determinism in the fact that that “shitposting” is an anagram of “top insights”
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 09/12/2024
shared ipads for check-in at the doctor's office just casually leaking patient information from previous visits 🧐
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 08/12/2024
hugh's given up
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 07/12/2024
OH "the financial equivalent of a snake eating its own tail, except the snake is also charging the tail a convenience fee"
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 05/12/2024
new openai o1 system card is wild cdn.openai.com/o1-system-ca...
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 03/12/2024
today i learned OBE = "overcome by events"
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 02/12/2024
please note: from now on, web pages are to be known as "experiences"
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 01/12/2024
kiddo #2 has sketched out an entire itinerary to get to vancouver this weekend and the persuasion campaign is mounting
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 26/11/2024
i am unspeakably fed up about this
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 24/11/2024
rolled my ankle and broke my foot wtf
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 23/11/2024
completely forgot who invited me to bluesky back in the day. if it was you, thank you.
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 22/11/2024
i mean, nailed it tbh
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 21/11/2024
get a load of this domestic longhair mongrel and the cat he inherited from his late mother-in-law
photo of me and a cat
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 21/11/2024
a colleague caught a glimpse of my calendar
a screenshot of an instant message saying "how do you live like this, man? lol"
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 18/11/2024
a pretty arresting and thought-provoking take on open source supply chain security, and perhaps the futility of incrementalism in this space blog.isosceles.com/openssh-back...
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 15/11/2024
*slaps roof of enterprise governance product* this bad boy can fit so many single panes of glass in it
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 13/11/2024
talked about this thing today in a presentation about product management: a microwave for use on live humans. increase blood flow! ease muscle pain! reduce joint stiffness! 1950s ads for this thing directly addressed consumer concerns that it would interfere with television reception.
Photo of a 1950s Raytheon diathermy machine
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Isaac Hepworth @isaa.ch · 07/11/2024
idea: shazam but for what the fuck is wrong with people
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