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The Croc Daddy

@ironydraws.bsky.social
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31 | Agender (he/they/Croc), abro, Aro, furry. Mixed media artist | Novice Cosplayer | Most call me Irony or Ghost | 18+ only My carrd: irony-draws.carrd.co

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soup 🍂 @soup-heic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
anotha #SimonGhostRiley #JohnSoapMactavish #ghoap
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh, something I need tomention, due to my having more free time now (and because we're coming up on the 1 year aniversery of the thing that inspired it), I'm going to be working on my Price/Soap fic agian.... and possibly finally start sharing bits and pieces of my sci-fi universe.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok, I know I disapeared for a while, but I'm back! I also now have an Instagram (yeah yeah, I know). I'm posting almost everyday (took a couple days off for personal reasons) and I'm sharing my art and photography there! So if you wanna support me, I go by IronyDrawsMonsters.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok... I finally broke down and made an instagram, which is where I'm posting my art. IronyDrawsMonsters if anyone wants to go check it out.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I mean, I'm the kind of weirdo who'd look at the offered food and say fuck it, but I understand what you mean.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yes, or at least water.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolutely perfect Tenz.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
... Uhm.... Def not an account I ever expected to have follow me on here.... but hot damn is that awesome to suddenly get the follow.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm insanely curious what kink this is.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Same! I love the little beans. Sadly, since taking those picture, Xeno has accidentally broken off his whip (it'll come back, will just take a couple sheds) by living up to his namesake. Little man can't help but climb the sides of his tank.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And here's pictures of MY Xeno or those who are curious and wanted to see the animal I'm talking about. Also, please be respectful. Just cause he isn't typical doesn't mean you can be rude.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
opened his office only to find a framed drawing of Xeno, happily munching away on a cricket. ---- Did it end well? No, but like I said, I did this purely for me and because I wanted a reason to talk about my love bug, Xeno (next post will have a picture, so fair warning for Arachnophobia)
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
time. It made soap want to pull out his phone and take a picture, and he did, though not of Ghost. He waited till Ghost had moved the tweezers away from xeno, and turned to put them away before quickly taking a picture of Ghost's sweet baby. It was about a month later when ghost -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
his tiny friend, and within two seconds, Xeno had scooped both cricket and tweezers into their arms, tiny chelicerae already starting to dig in. And all the while Ghost watched with a soft smile on his face like a proud dad watching his child riding a bike without training wheels for the first -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
by the tiny water dish, was a weird scorpion looking creature, though it had a whip like tail instead of the stinger tipped one he was used to. "Not quite? Think of them as bein' a sister to a scorpion... but with a nasty spray 'stead of a sting." Ghost brought the tweezer to right in front of -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
he removed the lid to a low laying tank. "Nope, whip as in Whip tail scorpion. They also get called Vinagaroons, which... I think fits 'em better." "Wait... Xeno's a scorpion?" Soap sepped up next to Ghost and took the lid from him before looking into the enclosure. Sure as shit, sitting right -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
set in. "Absolutely! Where is the little man?" Soap followed Ghost into the room closing the door behind them. "Actually, I think she's a little lady... it's kinda difficult to tell with Whips." Now that gave Soap pause. "Whips? Like a whip-tail lizard?" Ghost chuckled and shook his head as -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
very tired looking Ghost holding a pair of tweezers with a struggling cricket pinched at the end. "Oh! Sorry Lt, I can come ba-" " 'S alrigh'. Was just getting ready to feed Xeno... would.... would you like to watch?" Soap didn't even wait long enough for the hesitency in Ghost's voice to fully-
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What did Ghost have that required THOSE forms? Which then turned into the guessing. And then led Soap to where he was now; standing in front of Ghost's door, debating if he should knock. though it turned out he didn't need to as right when he was reaching his hand up, the door opened revealing a -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Soap said as he took a sip of his coffee. "Or maybe you muppets can just man up and ask your selves." Price grumbled as he read through a paper talking about rules and regulations around having emotional support animals on base. The forms were what kicked off the conversation in the first place. -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
boonie hats. Which left Soap and Gaz (cause Price had already known and give ghost permission to bring Xeno onto base) with reptiles. "Maybe he finally decided to try teckling his fear of snakes?" Gaz guessed. "Nah, last time Ah went with 'im to the store he got only insects... Maybe a lizzard?" -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Though as to what xeno was, was anyone's guess. Couldn't be a dog, ghost had an allergy to both dogs and cats unless they were hairless. Wasn't another bird, Ghost would have brought in feathers to hand out to his team (especially Price cause the man had one tucked into almost every one of his -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
interesting pets over the years. From Geckos to ball pythons, Chickens to house trained pigs, Parrots to Pigeons, even a rather large rock monitor named Henrietta. But his favorite? His heart pet? Well, That was his very sweet, very sassy, very curioius Xenomorph. Or Xeno for short. -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
alrighty, because I'm in the middle of writing a proper fic, working on a thread fic, and working on the second part to my scifi au... here's yet another Ghoap idea! but this one is sfw, short, sweet, and just for me. tw: Arachnophobia, specially at the end. Ghost has had many -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Thank you, you have no idea how happy I am to hear someone likes this.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
(in Ghost's case) an escapee looking for reffuge, but that's a WHOLE fucking thing that I'll touch on in the next part, but if people want an in-depth thing... let me know, and I'll see what I can do.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
between 4'5" and 7 ft when purebred) 3, Hi'lan do not have wing, but they do have tallons and feathers, and their very capable climbers. 4, the denizens of Moh'dav are the least seen species outside their own solar system, unless they are involved in a galactic war, an intergalactic pirate, or -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
flexible, thick, overlapping scales, and because they are basically fish people, they have very densely pack muscle. 2, Dracki are one of many species that can hybridize with humans in this universe, but when they do, the resulting children (or kae pups) always have human hieghts (dracki are -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
rest of the way. ------- To be continued, cause I'd like to have artwork of all the alien chracters to go along with the next part, including a very special little oc.... also, I have to give some info on a couple of the species. 1, Inkos are BIG. They are always over 6 ft., have very -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ship and onto their's. It's easier said than done (especially when Ghost keeps almost colapsing but wont let anyone near him to help), but they get it done and even manage to guide him half way to medical before he finally colapses. Konig catches him and lifts him into his arms, carrying him the -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
When they Find Ghost, he's near feral and heavily pregnant, and a species none of the 141 crew has come across before (except Nik, but they won't find that out until later) but has heard rumors about them. So, they take theri time and as many percautions as they can with getting the man off his -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
into a distress signal. Ghost is from Mav'vod, which is a planet with 4 sentient species, all of which are arachnid like and related to a degree. Spih'rhi (spider like, this is Rha'yhs species) Scor'pa (scorpion like, this is Ghost's species) Mitr'nae (Mite like) And Sulph'ven (Sulfugid like)
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Konig and Nik are Inkos (a fish like people that are bipedal and very tall) Farah is a Hi'lan (look similar to humans, but have some bird like features) And then there's Ghost, who isn't part of the 141 until after his 1 person ship (which is very badly damaged) is found while they're looking -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
various species found across the universe, which extends to the entire crew of their ship (though about half are humans). Laswell, Gaz, Soap, and Alex are all humans Price is a human/dracki (said Drac-key) hybrid (looks similar to dragonborn) Laswell's wife is a purebred Dracki -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
turns into poly 141, and takes place in space. the 141 is basically an elite group of space soldiers who specialize in salvage and recovery, your typical counter terrorism, and whatever else they are needed for (aka, still haven't figured it out, so generalists they shall be). they are also -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ok, here we go. Here's the idea I'm asking ya'll to be nice about. As I said, it's scifi, and based in a headworld/universe, and uses a lot of alien species I've been slowly chipping away at with designing and world building (and some still aren't done). Anyways, it starts as Ghoap, but quickly -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
XD YES Ghost: watching over the training Captain Ponchom: is sitting on ghost's shoulder cooing VERY loudly Ghost: "Ya 'ear that men? The captain said to give us 4 laps!"
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
is it bad that I also see him naming the pigeon something ridiculously cute?
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I see ghost being more excited about the pigeon, if I'm honest. Like... the pige lands on his hand, starts eating and while Soap is laughing his ass off, Ghost is loosing his shit and starts ranting about pigeons and just how cool the most misunderstood bird is.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Fuck it, I'm sharing it tomorrow. I need to talk about it, and talking about it might actually get me back into drawing.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm nervous to talk about an idea I have, but I'm tired of keeping it to myself... so ya'll might be getting another Ghoap/poly 141 idea thread, but please be nice cause it's around a headworld (universe? it's scifi and in space). also, there's probably going to be drawings to go along with it.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
in Jazz, blues, swing, big band.... essentially, the man is a master of both instruments and has a voice that many have compared to Hugh Laurie or Frank Sinatra. Also, Gaz is aro, but play partner to Konig and Price (whom are married).
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
And Price is obviously the club owner, but that doesn't means he's hidding away in a corner or in the back. Nah, he's behind the bar most nights, taking drink orders and enjoying the music along side his patrons. On the night's he's not at the bar, he's usually playing piano or standing bass-
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
club's food, and instead become regulars because it's just that damn good! Also, because everyone needs to have musical talent, he's also a cello player and can sing quite well, but his anxietymakes it where he's really only comfortable playing for Price and Gaz (I'll explain at the end).
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
a Cumbia band with ale playing trumpet, Gaz is Soap's eventual best friend, but also plays alto sax for the Laswell's (Kate's wife is the singer and drummer while she herself is the guitarist) blues band. Konig is the chef, and a damn good one. Many a food critic has tried to find issue with the -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ok, this is becoming less of a "ghoap but swing", and more of a "Price owns a music club and happens to know a bunch of amazing musicians". like, ok, hear me out... Yes, ghost is still the frontman of a swing band and falls for Soap, BUT ALSO, Rudy is the singer and guitarist/marimba player for -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
because i'm the kinky little shit that I am, maybe top soap who is decked out in pup gear and bottom ghost who is in pony gear?
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
being the person ghost always, no matter what, dances with. basically, I need a Ghost/soap fic with swing music, swing dancing, romance, and an ending that makes me think of Save My Soul by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
with his audience, even hoping off stage to join in the dancing. And Soap is just a guy who walked into the club looking for a drink after a very messy breakup (you know, the 'caught his partner cheating' trope), but ends up in a whirl wind relationship that ends with him touring with Ghost and -
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The Croc Daddy @ironydraws.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ok, I know I'm already working on a fic (not a fast writter, and I'm pretty busy).... but I'm listening to Mr. Pinstripe suit By Big Bad Voodoo daddy and oh boy.... I suddenly need ghoap in the swing scene. Like.... Ghost is this mysterious and very charismatic singer who's always interacting -
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