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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️

@ironstrangle.bsky.social
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OFMD forever. Crew for Life. Find my works here: archiveofourown.org/users/ironstran…

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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Changed my mind 🤣 I’ll still watch this weekend. I was on 1x7 on my last rewatch cycle so it’s the perfect week for them.
Jim and Olu OFMD
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#wipwednesday cw: suggestive text - izzy has hangups about his sexuality and jack just wants the man to relax. #cjizzy
Jack kisses him firmly, a confident look shining in his eyes, and Izzy can tell Jack knows what he’s doing.  He huffs and presses himself into Izzy’s embrace, and Izzy, without thinking too much of it, draws Jack in with both arms. Jack on top of him, he stares up in awe, oddly satisfied to have him there.

It feels like the kiss melts something inside of him, making him all liquid and gooey, and he becomes part of Jack. Jack smirks, satisfied, and pulls back away from his lips — only a little, though.

“Here’s what’s going to happen, Mr. Hands,” he says in a low, determined voice. “I am going to make you relax now.”

Izzy can’t believe it, but he relaxes. When Jack gets him going with more kissing, he finds that his body goes a little limp and softer, and he  likes how it feels. He lets out a little sigh and reaches his hand into Jack’s hair as they make out like a pair of horny children over the table.

It feels so weird, and he wonders if anyone will notice them. This should be a private area in the pub, but what if…

Out of nowhere, Jack stops kissing him.

He’s relieved, but also irritated.

“What?”
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Literally had half of this written months and months ago for a Bottom Stede Week event. Then I finished it, but it wasn't quite right. Needed editing. Was inspired to finally edit it by this being actor Stede.
Rhys Darby at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures looking every bit like an actor version of Stede Bonnet
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surprise fic! Out of Bounds. Stede is an actor. His sex tape has leaked. What's a man to do? archiveofourown.org/works/94123571
Out of Bounds by @ironstrangle fic title card
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, so I bring you a short, fluffy, modern Jim/Archie with a snake. archiveofourown.org/works/93935316
Title card for Rescues and New Beginnings by ironstrangle
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m dead. I have died. Yep. RIP me.
Taika Waititi and Rima Te WiataTaika and Rima and the shoes have come off The hunt for the Wilderpeople panel
The panel
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here
A movie theater screen with a still from hunt for the wilder people
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because there are only 102 works in the tag (with this fic), and that's a travesty, I bring you another Wee John/Izzy fic. archiveofourown.org/works/93347246
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
100 words, Evelyn & Mary. CW: Biphobia
“It was just a dumb comment from a total jerk, Evelyn. I don’t usually-”

“Sometimes words can cut deep, kitten,” Evelyn says, the words teasing, even as they’re meant to comfort her through her utter distress. “I think I understand. The bitch said she doubted that you were bisexual because you’re with Doug.”

“Basically, yeah.”

“Fuck her.”

“I mean, you know well just how bisexual I am.”

“Yeah, the way your eyes practically bugged out of your head the first time you saw me naked? It was kind of obvious, darling.”

“I mean look at you, Eve.”

“I know, right?”
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
200 words. Smut/Bi Pride. CW: Sexy stuff. Anne/Ed/Jack
Ed presses his lips to Anne’s and she kisses him back with an intensity that nobody else could match. That’s the fun Anne Bonny. It’s really easy to celebrate your bisexuality with both your best friend and the woman who’s crazier than the both of you combined.

He’s not sure that he could ever choose between men and women. Jack and Anne are a good representation of that. Jack fucks him like he’s made of nothing, throwing him around. He’s inelegant and not all that creative, but he’s a good lover.

Anne’s just as wicked as Jack, but where he’s a blunt instrument, she’s devastating and careful in the way she takes a person apart. One time she’d left him tied to her bed for so long he was pretty sure she’d leave him there. She’d also made him come so hard once that he blacked out.

Then having them both at once?

“You two are so pretty tonight,” Anne purrs against Ed’s throat. “You’ll fuck him for me, right?”

Oh. Anne wants him to top. Jack’s usually not crazy about that, but Ed’s completely vers and he knows that whatever Annie wants, Annie gets. That’s just how it goes.
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
300 words #Garlicsoup The polycule at Pride. Did this one for the prompt: multiple partners. Oh, and Ricky's a dick in this one. CW: Biphobia
“This is my boyfriend, Oluwande,” Zheng says, gesturing to the man next to her. He wears a rainbow colored beanie specifically for pride, and it’s fucking adorable. She’s also really glad he’s there now that this guy’s talking to her. “Olu, this is Ricky.”

Ricky looks them up and down and Zheng and Olu both can tell that he’s judging them. The judgment comes off the prick in waves.

“It’s nice to meet you.”

She can tell by the tension in Olu’s voice that it’s anything but nice.

“So, you’re bisexual huh?” Ricky mutters, looking at the bi pride flag emblazoned across her chest. She knows he’s about to say something shitty before he even says it. “It seems strange to me that every bisexual woman here has a boyfriend.”

Zheng looks at Olu hard and then Olu rolls his eyes. He knows her too well, knows that she’s going to say something devastating to the man.“Oh, well, you know, I figured that I’m too good for just one partner,” she says, tilting her head to the side. “Olu’s my boyfriend, but I also have a girlfriend.”

Olu sees where she’s going with this and a smile lights up his sunshine face.

“That’s not all.”

They turn around and spot the pair that they’re looking for. Jim and Archie are near one of the booths, Jim holding onto Archie’s hand almost as if they’re trying not to lose her. Zheng thinks that’s a pretty safe bet, as Archie tends to run off when she’s overly enthusiastic.

“Jim, babe, come here.”

Jim tugs Archie in their general direction and in a moment, the two are staring at the newcomer.

“What is this?”

“I’m like the ultimate bisexual,” Zheng says, a cheeky grin crossing her face. “Boyfriend, girlfriend, nonbinary partner. I check all the boxes.”
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
100 words, Zheng/Archie. Used the healing prompt. #garlicsoup
“That’s cool.”

Zheng had no idea how much biphobia had fucked her up until Archie says those two words, shrugging her shoulders.

“It is?”

“Yeah, I mean, I guess I’m bi too, although I don’t think about it that much. Don’t think I’d get with a cis guy any time soon, and my primary partner is nonbinary, but bisexual’s a good umbrella for that shit.”

“It is.”

Zheng knew she was bisexual from a pretty young age. The first time she’d heard the word a sort of bright light went off in the back of her mind. Still, she’d been through some stuff, so Archie’s casual acceptance meant everything.
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100 words, Olu/Ed, sort of follow up to first drabble. Someone should write more longform Ed/Olu. I'm someone. Someday.
“I’m bisexual.”
“Bisexual, hmm?” Ed murmurs. “Men and women, right?”
“I guess.”
He’s not sure if Jim made it up or if they had heard it from somehwhere in their past. He loves the idea of it being a Jim-specific word.
“Cool.”
“That’s the word Jim used. I’m not sure if it’s a real word though. I’ve been into women before, then Jim who’s not a man or a woman, right?”
“Right? And?”
“And then I realized a few days ago that I found a man attractive. So I guess that covers everyone?”
“I suppose I’m a bit bisexual myself.”
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
300 words. NSFW Ed/Mary with Stede watching. NSFW text/smut. CW: Bondage/free use scenario, a third watching
Mary looks like she’s about to cry, but the pleasure on her face gives away how much she loves what she’s doing. She holds onto Stede’s beautiful husband with both hands on his chest, her legs on either side of his torso, and when she rolls her hips, she tucks her head into his shoulder. She’s close to the edge, Stede thinks, and he’s not sure he ever saw that look on her face before, as shameful as that is.

He’s never made this woman come, but Ed will. Not that Ed has a lot of choice about it, given that he’s all tied up.

Ed lies there helpless underneath her, his arms bound above his head. He’s beautiful, as always, an ethereal creature. Stede has never seen anyone like him. He looks up at Mary with a dark expression on his face, his eyes squeezed tightly shut after a moment.“Stede, do you think he’s close?” Mary asks, looking over at him with a gleam in her eyes, eyes that are indeed glistening with tears. Stede understands that being with Ed can be that good. “You should know better than I do.”

Stede does know. He sees it clearly in Ed’s face, the way that he’s barely holding on. Things like this have always done it for Ed. He enjoys being tied up, being used, being at someone else’s pleasure. And Stede loves watching, even though this is the first time that their third has been female. Odd to do it with his ex wife, sure, but it’s also fascinating.

“He’s close.”

“Good. Me too.”

Okay, so Stede isn’t bisexual himself. Women just don’t get him going in that way. But seeing Ed with Mary, he can definitely appreciate bisexuality, theoretically, especially when he sees them both peak together.
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
200 words, Bisexual Olu with a crush on Ed. I feel like he'd be the kind to be *unlabeled* but his first crush on a cis guy gets him thinking.
“You can find him hot,” Jim points out, and Olu looks at them hard, wondering what they’re going on about. “I mean, Ed is objectively hot. Which is a complicated thing, sure, but nothing to be embarrassed about.”

“I know that I can find him hot,” Olu says, waving his arms a litlte in frustration. “I mean, I know that it’s a possibility. I just find it weird.”

“Why?” Jim asks, lowering their voice. “Olu, is it because he’s a man? Are you having a sexuality crisis?”

He rolls his eyes at that, because he is not having a sexuality crisis. First of all, he’s never really seen himself as straight. Sure, when he first found himself attracted to Jim, he thought they identified as female, but as Jim became just Jim and started to embrace their identity, he’d never had any doubts over the fact that he wanted them, desired them, or loved them. So, clearly, he wasn’t straight because Jim wasn’t a woman.

“It’s okay if you’re having a bit of a sexuality crisis,” Jim teases. “Is Ed the first cis man you’ve felt that way about?”

“I guess so.”

“Well, how do you feel about bisexuality, babe?”
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I bought this mug a couple weeks ago because it looked like him. Weather finally cooled enough to drink tea. Twins!
A black and white cat with a mug featuring a black and white cat
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best friend and recent sleepies
A black and white cat on the end of a bed looking sleeping A black and white cat sleeping because he got air condition
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This one is one of my favs you’re in too! It’s so wholesome looking.
Con goers in a circle who are so cute!
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So this may be an issue Yikes
It’s 105 what the fuck
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For #WIPWednesday, I give you young Izzy and Jack talking about sex. CW: Crude sex talk, NSFW text. Actually, this draft is emotional in spite of Jack being Jack. Izzy's young and knee deep in internalized homophobia.
“A man’s not any less of a man for taking it up the ass, not really. I mean, what’s more manly than two dicks, right?”
Jack laughs as if he’s said the funniest thing in the whole wide world and Izzy sort of wants to punch him. Then again, it’s Jack: wanting to punch him feels natural, just a consequence of knowing him.
“I guess I understand what you’re saying, yeah.”
“Of course you do,” Jack says with a wicked grin. “Now tell me, Izzy Hands, have you ever fucked a man?” 
Izzy sighs a little at the words.
“Yes.”
“Ever been fucked by a man?”
“Also yes.”
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now that I have been stressed the fuck out by other people, here’s some happy news. This candle is incredible.
A Trader Joe’s honey crisp apple candle
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Heated Rivalry fic that is 100% based on my own taste in music. Rival pop-punk bands. Shane's band is basically Something Corporate? Ilya is every angry pop-punk boy ever? Shane is explicitly autistic and the dad to an autistic seven-year-old with attitude? archiveofourown.org/works/921965...
Title card for Lost Signals by @ironstrangle
It looks like a ticket and says pop punk AU from 2005-2026
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This man. I am dead.
Rhys Darby shirtless in a hat and sunglasses on Instagram. Will I ever be free of him? No
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pic for reference that I took literally now (hence the bad quality pic)
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m feeling the weight of everything today. A lot of friends going through stuff too. So, I’m offering a couple pics of the boy in these trying times
A black and white cat looking pensive - because life is hard A black and white cat looking startled with big green eyes. He’s like wtf world with his face.
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your result 

Oluwande's Sexy Little Friend
You're not Jackie's husband -
"yet*. It's only a matter of time.
Jackie loves a thief, after all. Or, she will, if she doesn't double-cross you first. . Drinks?
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh and I forgot personal one that gave me a heart attack.
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The second was on the bad site right after the election and it helped me mid total breakdown.
Bsky post from David Jenkins hey you, you’re good. Keep going.We’ll have to give them a bunch of hard days back won’t we
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I went to the thrift store after work for unrelated reasons and found the perfect frame for @intheblanketfort.bsky.social ‘s boys
Gorgeous art of Ed and Stede in a dual slot black frame
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My sister gave me this champagne flute at her wedding and it’s so cute
My hand and an adorable champagne flute
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Omg I am so excited for this! The Cemetery Boys sequel will is coming and Vico is narrating for Julian. Such a great author.
A poster revealing Vico Ortiz will be voicing Julian in Espiritu
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Saw this car last night and laughed to myself.
Omega express car
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
1. I’m not a huge re-reader but I would have to say Feed by Mira Grant/Seanan McGuire. I’ve read it like 4-5 times.
The cover of the novel feed by Mira Grant
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Okay! I’ll do one like one answer.
Questions about books
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Start over like you’re going to sign up then you should get this watch.gorillacomedyplus.com/plans
How to subscribe
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just realized the second pic has Ed vibes
Rambo being dramatic by the window. He’s a black and white chubby cat.Ed Teach in the blanket fort all sad
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doing my post weekend away cleanup. So much cat litter. But I’m so happy to be back with this dude.
A black and white cat on the end of my bedA black and white cat curled dramatically by the window
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I made it!
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rambo
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Those new Con pics put a #steddyhands scenario in my head. Ed is social media stalking his ex, Izzy, who suddenly adopted a rugged look after their final breakup. Stede, his new boyfriend, catches him in the act. The same Stede who has always been shamelessly into hot, bearded men.
Con O’Neil looking incredibly fashionable and bearded
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Got some lovely mail from @citrussyndicate.bsky.social featuring the shiniest cowboy boots.
Stickers by @citrussyndicate featuring piratey goodness
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's time! My #OFMDReverseBang with @cecillusive.bsky.social has begun! Laurels and Roses Pairing: Steddyhands (eventual), with a heavy dose of stizzy. See below for chapters, warnings, summary etc.
a title card with the title Laurels and Roses, words by @ironstrangle and art by @cecillusive
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And I took a pic of me I like! My hand is doing weird stuff but I actually liked it! It’s not really a dig at myself I’m just awkward in photos and never really like them.
Kayla in a floral sundress standing in the middle of a phone booth painted and flowers
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've got a Wee John / Izzy oneshot for you guys tonight. Tags and link below, as well as inspirationA
A fic card for a fic called Vibrancy with a single candle
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m going to enjoy this while it lasts because August/September will kill me.
Weather from my city it’s 74 degrees F
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I will try very hard to not use the same 3 artists.
Get to know my music taste 
For every like I will post one song I love
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Definitely enjoyer most of TVL. Also definitely round a new favorite line. #tvlspoilers
Lestat with the caption serving cunt has its consequences
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Here’s my baby
A black and white cat next to a water bowl and a Trader Joe’s bag
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorry @intheblanketfort.bsky.social I couldn’t resist.
Ed Teach making a bratty face with a speech bubble
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Can’t resist a little bandwagon. Like if you want to hear me blab.
Fic writer questions
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