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Ironsides

@ironsides.bsky.social
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Ex dog owner (hit him a lil TOO hard and the neighbors called services) Straight white cis man Bait/ironic tweets 40% of the time ironsides.carrd.co ironsidesmonke2.straw.page

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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeding my daughter glass but its ok. Chatgpt gave me the go ahead.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hate the kid im currently fostering.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I would be so angry at my daughter if she was bald.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I'm dating a fucking lesbian.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every since my wife died from terminal cancer all my coworkers see me as "the sad friend" and haven't invited me for work night in a few months now.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My middle century sidekick surprisingly has feminist ideals
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hello everyone
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Staring intensely at the waiter to activate my mind powers so her tray of drinks crash to the ground
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Daily Housepets! Strips @housepetsdaily.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2009/0... Hover text: Cut On The Dotty Line
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Daily Housepets! Strips @housepetsdaily.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2022/0... Hover text: And what’s so special about linear time, anyway? There’s a lot of other modes of time you know!
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
When youre the butt of every joke:
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Toxic Turkey
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grace "618" mcmillan @block-618.com · 28/12/2025
Drawing of french axolotl from webcomic
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Wrong Sweater Wrong Time
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The perfect panel for esme fans
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
#bewarehippies
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Bra
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Darkners cant go into the light world because they arent allowed to. This is reflected like aliens to america and its border, I think
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Im a Christian for the vibes
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The maga racist fallout tourists are only playing new vegas and saying how its not anti capitalist, not suprised
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I really like this one
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Only one of my children have died this year
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I pledge allegiance, to vrchat, and my vrchat family, and to our virtual bar, for which it stands, one Group under mods, all-powerful with Role-playing and phantom pain for all.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I fake being jewish so I can go to bar mitzvas and steal money
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Carllecat @carllecat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-02-03)
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
67!
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I should have the option to go into the msm world and kick/destroy the monster eggs i dont want instead of zapping it or selling it after it hatches.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Deadpool sonic is the strongest sonic there is
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Me and my couple-friends stsrted calling our children "free laborers" 😂😂 #winedad #kids #freelabor
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BECAUSE I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN!!!!
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Daily reminder that Sans and Papyrus from undertale were inspired by garfield and odie.
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Imagine this: [finish writing here]
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lexi 🙀 @crazylexi9.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
lbp1 just loooves to fuck with me by freezing my ps3 and immediately unfreezing it as soon as i get up to reboot it thinking it crashed
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sides-san is hungry
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hot babies make me lose my freakin mind!!!
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lexi 🙀 @crazylexi9.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
unintentionally introduced lbp to my little brother and his friends and now theyre playing LowTierGods Quest for Unpaid Child Support
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lexi 🙀 @crazylexi9.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There are 8 different characters that have wanted posters
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When i need to poop and im in the shower I just go in ny hand and toss it in the toilet
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Recent cooking class experience: Top chief: now just get out your lean ground be- Ruffian: lean? Like the drug? My jewish teammate: Oy vey....
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
To threaten, or not to threaten with my gun
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Guess who's stimulus check just got cashed 💪 #stimmytat
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The main antagonist of Mafia II, Adolf Hitler, was teased in Mafia I
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lexi 🙀 @crazylexi9.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
i just now realized i typed this wrong and it reads like caveman speak
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Ironsides @ironsides.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Deltarune is a Stick Of Truth-like
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