Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Feeling exactly like that 12,000-year-old Göbeklitepe statue today. Both hands on my crotch, just staring blankly into the void. 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Breaking News Nobel Prize in Physics The 2026 award goes to Cübbesiz Ahmet (a popular Turkish cleric known for his highly unique views on biology) for his groundbreaking question: "What is evolution? The monkey stuff?” 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d rather watch p@rn than track my funds. At least you know how it ends.🙂 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I feel like a coal power plant running past its expiration date… I reek of fossils all over 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“As the ancient wisdom goes: ‘If you want to touch an astronaut’s ass, you’d better figure out gravity first.’” 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Cheat Code of the Quantum Universe 55515: The CIA’s Experiments on Consciousness and Pain youtu.be/Uy9JVgvqsJAyoutu.beKuantum Evrenin Hile Kodu 55515: CIA'in Bilinç ve Ağrı DeneyleriYouTube video by SpaceVision 010
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A good barber doesn't breathe in your face, a good masseur doesn't sweat on you, and a good bartender keeps his mouth shut. 010
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can't be a grifter and a dissident at the same time. Pick a lane.🙂 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s a really exciting time in this country for people who love the flu. Everyone’s got the flu. 000
Reposted by Ironic & chessNirmal @nirmaldevkota.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know and capable of more than you imagine. 07010
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Dogmatic Anxiety: The chronic panic of someone who subconsciously knows their belief system hangs by a thread, breaking into a frantic sweat and playing defense attorney the second anyone mildly critiques it. 💀 001
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Kozmizm-2 youtu.be/_GTqAIpLKAQ?...youtu.beKaranlık Kozmizm-2YouTube video by Bilgi Labirenti 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A question I don’t even need to think about: I didn’t have a cell phone as a kid… 😂 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Love is a two-person mythological adaptation. 010
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Aşık olduğumda hissettiğim: 👉İhtiyacım olan tek şey tek boynuzlu atın sipiral boynuzu🙂 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@jay.bsky.social derhal şu 'Listeler' sekmesinin yanına bir… -Budist Tapınağı -Mescit -Kilise -Havra alanı belirle. Mavi gökyüzü altında ibadethanesiz kaldık, büyük mağduruz! 🤣 000
Ironic & chess @ironicvision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026🚨 NASA SON DAKİKA: Yapılan yeni araştırmalara göre uzayda Pi sayısı artık İspanya olarak anılacak. Çünkü sonsuza kadar devam ediyor… Pas, pas, pas… Şampiyonluk. 🤣🏆🇪🇸 010
