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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ

@ironfistedchef.bsky.social
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A RP parody account of Jam Kuradoberi from Guilty Gear -Strive- Minors CAN interact, but with caution. Lolicon, Shotocon, Taboo, and similar stuff DNI!

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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"well, I must say, you may be blue, but all I'm seeing is green flags..." Usagi seems to cringe at that comment, and Jam shoots the rabbit a look. "Ignore him..."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Jam squeals softly, covering her face with her other hand whilst giggling. "Ah, you can't- my, you're just as forward as me, aren'tcha?"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"Oh, a gentleman, too!" Jam gladly shakes his hand, smiling widely. "An absolute pleasure, Kurt."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"D'awhhhh, you're just as sweet as you are handsome, mister. I'm Jam! And this little thing-" She picks up a white rabbit that was fitted with tiny gloves. Probably for sanitary reasons. "-is Usagi. He is...VERY hungry, all the time."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"I wouldn't be in business without it!" Said chili oil slides over to him from the cook, her smile only growing. "Your friend was quite a delight to serve, but you? You are an absolute joy to just look at, not just serve!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Divine indeed. It tasted like it was a gift from the heavens. "Good, no? Only the best dish from the best chef!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Ō, nǐ zhè mírén de xiǎo huàidàn! What can I say, a smart woman takes every chance she sees!" Jam slides some bau and noodles onto the counter, smiling widely at her costumer. "Now, eat up, yes?"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Getting real defensive! Spoken like someone too busy chasing love to enjoy good food!" what the fuck are you yapping about woman.
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Maybe you should 'want' some tasty food instead of being lusty in public! I got plenty of the former!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"mmm, I suppose it'll work!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Jam rested her forearms on the counter of her 'restaurant', aka just a glorified food stand. She already liked what she saw. "Nǐ hǎo! Come, come, have a dish! We have a discount for pretty boys such as yourself!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Not in the slightest! You can pay with money, or with your life should you try and dine and dash~!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Oh, I'll be waiting with bated breath until he takes it away~!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"I don't think they consider me one, but I do consider the yo-yo using bounty hunter a rival to my own bounty work."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
She leans forward. "I'm listening...!" It would seem the word 'blue' has her thinking of someone already...
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Thank you, spider-boy! You bring me pretty boy, and I cut your next tab in half!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
nico FUN FACT ABOUT JAM! She seems to have a thing for twinky blonde people in the games. One of her main character traits is the fat crush she had on Ky, even wanting him to be a maid at her restaurant. She also hit on Bridget before she transitioned. So yeah, she likes blondes.
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Preferably someone PRETTY and handsome! And blonde! And who has good taste in food!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
˜”*°•.˜”*°• ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴍ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɢʀᴏᴡ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ, ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ ɪꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴀꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ Qᴜɪᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ •°*”˜.•°*”˜
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Coming up! You won't believe your mouth when you taste!" She slides a bowl of bao Iskra's way. "Go on, dig on in!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"My, how kind! Thank you very much, spider-boy! Oh, and if you have any handsome friends, be SURE to send them to me!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Assuming you don't use world dollars, that would be...20 U.S dollar! Thank you very much for your patronage, and please recommend me to everyone you know!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Well, CLEARLY you just haven't been in the areas where I serve my dishes enough! Lucky you, here I am, so dig right on in."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"I don't know of a currency called 'tap'. Is this different from dollars?" She eyes what little of his face she can see with the bottom of the mask up, before returning her focus to the method of payment.
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Of course! I also hope you can pay the bill, also of course."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Of course, of course, anything for a valued costumer! Dig in, webby!"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Cooking, what else?"
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ @ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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