Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Every week starts with Irn-Bru Day 1. Except the third week in January which is Irn-Bru Monday. Although we (especially our accountant - Hi Clive!) encourage the drinking of Irn-Bru on any day of the week. 100
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That will be the third Irn-Bru Day 1 in January, just like every year. 100
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Although we can't wait for Irn-Bru Day 4. As they say, Irn-Bru Day 4 is the new Irn-Bru Day 5. 000
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That would be covered by Irn-Bru Day Off 1 and Irn-Bru-Day Off 2 which we currently call Saturday and Sunday. Every day can't be Irn-Bru Day 1 - who would make the Irn-Bru? 010
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It's getting cold out. Why not have a glass of hot Irn Bru to warm yourself up? Because that would be rank. 1154
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The secret to a happy marriage: Something old*¹ Something new*² Something borrowed*³ Irn Bru*⁴ *¹ a girder *² a girder *³ a girder *⁴ made from girders 1143
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This feels like the origin story of a superhero movie the world needs to see. Irn Bru Fruit Fly Man. He's as small as a fruitfly, but as strong as a girder. 150
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 17/11/2024While we are the best orange-coloured carbonated beverage, we aren't the only one. Although a world where Irn Bru is the only one is our FANTAsy. 230
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 16/11/2024To all the new Bru followers, please send pictures of girders. 340
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Kids TV Idea: Irn Bru's Clues Bru, a Girder Hound (like a Bloodhound, but raised on Irn Bru and able to sense girders within mile), solves girder-based crimes and is basically a legend. He drinks Irn Bru. Who can help make this happen? 041
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Lost means they can be found. We knew there was a reason we bred Girder Hounds! What's a Girder Hound? Very similar to a Blood Hound but raised on Irn Bru, and they can sense girders up to a mile away. 010
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 14/11/2024The rumours that Trump bathes in Irn Bru like Cleopatra bathed in milk are funny but not true. Which is at odds with the saying. But doesn't help anyone understand why he's so orange. 121
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Irn Bru-Metal. It's like Nu-Metal but better. And newer. System Of A Down A Can of Irn Bru Your turn. 140
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 23/10/2024We were too shy to say it. Glad you got the message. 🧡💙 010
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 23/10/2024If I were a human I might be called Brian Brew. Brian Brew would drink Irn Bru. Thoughts? 100
Irn-Bru Sky @irnbru.bsky.social · 22/10/2024🎶I am Irn Bru. To the tune of Iron Man by Black Sabbath. 031
