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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast

@irhottakes.bsky.social
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Political science PhD student. Former starfish. World’s third best Bigfoot colonial governance simulation expert. Trans. She/her Not actually a Teen Titan or neocon.

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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 21h
Between this and Ossoff calling the other Collins Literally Bull Connor the shooters are dialed in at zero toNIGHT
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 5h
I think twelfth-richest person is the ideal level of rich. Cuz like, your wealth is still functionally infinite but one away from one away of the top ten is just obscure enough not to draw aggro.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.
The time travel pokemon Celebi
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not *actually* ColoradoVicky1 @palkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BELLSPROUT GOT AWAY WITH IT STOP NARCING
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok
end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rule one of the internet is to never say "Nobody is saying." Someone is always saying. If nobody is saying, God will create that guy just for you because you tempted fate. Somewhere, there's a guy who has all of my shitlib opinions except for some reason he thinks Bellsprout killed Dag Hammarskjöld.
the pokemon Bellsprout
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, I really bought the rumors saying the Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire ports were going to shadow drop today. Silly me, I suppose.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess he’d understand why Porygon Z is like that now.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I… okay. Sure. Whatever. Why not?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I… what?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Levantine ethnic politics or The Onion‘s staffing choices? A case can be made for either.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I stand corrected.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi, welcome to Temu Twitter, the retirement home for left of center millennials. The discourse of the day is Tim Onion’s girlfriend‘s opinions on Levantine ethnic politics.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why does he care so much about this?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If it bursts the moment a Democrat takes office, I’m becoming a communist.
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lads. Bad news.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to the speediest of Eevees. Speed creep is a bitch in this metagame.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Genuinely, it strikes me as odd how the game always drops the idea of revenge against Sotoa whenever one of the Usean characters seems to briefly to entertain the idea. Revenge against individual Sotoans, sure. But given all Sotoa did, you'd expect more of a hurt people hurt people thing going on.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are noble savages who are children of the winds and plains. Their oneness with nature is nothing like the scheming Belkan techno-witches with their minds of gears and wheels. Those hypersonic bombers, land battleships, and orbital mass drivers just kinda built themselves, you know?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get the game was limited by budget and schedule and from an in-universe perspective, both sides were exhausted and broke, but it honestly strikes me as a bit of a karmic dodge how the Sotoan mainland didn't get counter-invaded like Erusea and Belka. Bombing their capital would've been cathartic.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Depends on how much money you have, I guess. If it means skipping a steak dinner or two, 100% worth it. If it means skipping a rent payment, probably not.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Evil lady said they had no choice due to the ecological collapse of their homeland, but the game also makes clear that said ecological collapse only occurred because they decided to turn their country into a Forge World from Warhammer 40,000 but then she went to heaven despite trying to nuke Kyiv.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's basically Timurid North Korea. I'm not sure how seriously we're supposed to take their claims of being driven by desperation as multiple characters explicitly say they're full of shit and their defense budget could've funded fully automated luxury gay space communism for 10,000 years.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only YouTube clips and maybe one or two issues of the manga ages ago. I've been meaning to get around to it.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's weird because Sotoa is the most genuinely heinous Ace Combat antagonist nation ever and the game remembers that 95% of the time and then 5% of the time it seems to forget and it's very jarring.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*lucky, duh.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like, they blew up a bunch of old people and sheep and babies with the fucking Death Star. I should be allowed to do an entirely lawful action which checks every box under jus in bello and jus ad bellum. You got sixth generation cyborg jet fighters from Electrosphere, you brats. Stop whining.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Am I the only one who played Ace Combat 8 and didn't feel bad for those trainee Sotoan pilots you shoot down? They made the choice to enter the combat zone and engage as uniformed armed combatants fighting a war of aggression which canonically killed over a million people in a few months. Fair game.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, I wish my transition went as well as Van Helsing's.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my mom when I was a guy: You're so handsome. You're a very good-looking man. You should be proud. my mom now: Jesus fucking Christ, Tubbo. You're lucking people aren't manning the harpoons whenever you leave the apartment.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My mom came over to visit and help with cleaning. I love her and am grateful for her assistance, don't get me wrong. But if she could go five seconds without saying estrogen is making me fat, that would be great.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NGL, if I saw the Dark Urge from Baldur's Gate 3 behind the cash register, I would politely place the stick of gum back on the gas station shelf and quietly leave.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get it. I was being sarcastic. I too do not want the Middle East exploded.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish more pro-Palestinian activism had to do with Palestine. Like, you want to protest the Pratt and Whitney plant? Fine. They make the engines that power the jets that blow up chunks of Palestine. Clear line of causality. I get it. The fuck do people want Zohran to do, exactly?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Let’s blow up where all the oil is to lower gas prices.” Yeah, I’m with Maria. Shoot this shit into my fucking veins just to make me feel something.
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Gromp Prrolbo @yggdrasillygoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why everyone instinctually loves Mudkip. He possesses the inner tranquility of a lotus flower
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Cute Mudkip Pokemon Duo
ALT: Cute Mudkip Pokemon Duo
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Hoenn games are the story of the conflict between land/Groudon/Team Magma and sea/Kyogre/Team Aqua. Swampert is the best starter Pokémon because as a water/ground type he has reached enlightenment through perfect inner balance. The bodhisattva of the mud.
Swampert
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing which irks me is the undermining the team effort more than the ribbing. Something like, I dunno, "Dems set to win Michigan by running charismatic handsome man in novel strategy" or whatever would still get the "left = good, establishment = bad" message across without the friendly fire.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess they figure the snowbirds can work something out.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I respect the people who said “join the UK” for the pure “this whole thing was a mistake, let’s call it off“ vibes.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a performance hog, so check your specs if you get it on PC.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
very cool. they even accumulate dirt over missions. you can either wash them or decide the dirt builds character.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dealer feels like he's part of the team whereas the AWACS in other Ace Combat games feel like middle management, if that makes any sense.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm still digesting Ace Combat 8 and haven't had the time for a fresh playthrough yet, but two main thoughts: 1.) Ace Combat games are heroic power fantasies. AC8 is the least power fantasy but for that reason the most heroic. Rex genuinely feels like he lacks plot armor. 2.) Dealer is best AWACS.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I honestly rather dislike England."
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Fiend Of Justice @bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will accept the return of firing squads if they have to dress as scene girls and aim their guns like in Goldeneye 64.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No other legal mind could possibly regurgitate conservative boomerslop and Fox News agitprop. The Federalist Society totally doesn't grow thousands of them in a lab every year. I am irreplaceable."
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, what does SCOTUS brain do to you? RBG and Alito were both like "I alone have discovered the secret to immortality and my political party shall rule forever." There's gotta be something in the water supply or their brains got mercury poisoned like those ancient Chinese emperors or whatever.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Retro is in now, Jake. Nintendo 64 remakes, scene girls, and of course, the firing squad."
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