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Ira Hall

@irahall.bsky.social
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Puns, Dad Jokes, & assorted serious thoughts. Goal: Light & fun b/c we need a LOT of that. All my jokes are original. I personally wrote or stole every one. I do not shamelessly borrow others' humor. I feel shame, but I lay down until it goes away.

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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 10h
Tricky. Good result. Wordle 1,934 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sea of Greens! Good day! Wordle 1,933 3/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went well Wordle 1,932 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was happy then enraged. Wordle 1,931 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Went well overall Wordle 1,930 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost lost again. Some days I don't like this game. Wordle 1,929 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pesky letters. Wordle 1,928 4/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Le sigh Wordle 1,927 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another tough set of guesses Wordle 1,926 5/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did good on a tough one. Wordle 1,925 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Messed up in second guess. Wordle 1,924 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good comeback after slow start. Wordle 1,923 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went well for a change Wordle 1,922 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screaming! Wordle 1,921 5/6 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disaster. Wordle 1,920 X/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Didn't use up much color tonight. Happy with the recovery after with start. Wordle 1,918 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Came quick Wordle 1,917 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Almost in three Wordle 1,916 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only the answer in green Wordle 1,915 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Took some thinking Wordle 1,914 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Took longer than I hoped Wordle 1,913 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That went great! Wordle 1,912 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went well today Wordle 1,911 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sea of yellow? What is that word? Wordle 1,910 4/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Challenged me Wordle 1,909 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Came together pretty good. Wordle 1,908 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Messy. Had me worried. Wordle 1,907 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ehh Wordle 1,906 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Challenging one Wordle 1,905 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Really lucky guess Wordle 1,904 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Took some work Wordle 1,903 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That was annoying Wordle 1,899 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Weird one Wordle 1,901 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tough one Wordle 1,900 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Close call Wordle 1,899 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My wife got it in two. Wordle 1,898 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Another Sea of Greens. Rough start but got there. Wordle 1,897 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Boom baby!!! Wordle 1,896 2/6 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Come from behind win. Wordle 1,895 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good day. Wordle 1,894 3/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sea of Greens & incremental progress. Wordle 1,893 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good recovery after really tough start. Wordle 1,892 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A good recovery Wordle 1,891 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Normal day, but I got reverse rainbow in Connections Wordle 1,890 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Almost amazing Wordle 1,889 3/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sea of Greens Wordle 1,888 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lucky guess Wordle 1,887 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I want to scream. Wordle 1,886 4/6 🟩🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ira Hall @irahall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That was a bit annoying Wordle 1,885 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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