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Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 21hGUYS I MODELED YESTERDAY Like full on photoshoot not just for professional headshots but to showcase ME, my FASHION and my FITNESS here are sneak peaks 151
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026imagine being so obsessed with my husband that you send me nudes of yourself and stalk my socials and make comments on my body in order to try and get closer to him because he will not talk to you 300
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the second I got home from NYC i got three people calling out of a gig thats in two weeks which I have been organizing for 3 months. "family event" "oops double booked" like fine. go do that. but theres no way you didn't know about these things ahead of time. im frustrated. sad. and annoyed. 110
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New York has my heart a million times over. We spent the weekend in the apartment we are HOPING to get from a friend. It could not be more perfect. I do not want to go back to Pittsburgh. 030
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026More fit pics. Experimenting with how to take selfies of what I'm wearing for socials. ....now if I could only get the confidence to post these on more public settings.... 010
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Once again cannot express how much the ADHD diagnosis has changed my life for the better. Holy shit I am. A productive member of society. Absolutely insane. 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Frank says "Anime over 25 eps is too long for me." So we started Naruto. 140
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026take me to new york right now get me out of this godforsaken place 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Probably moving to NYC in April. Found an apartment for the same rent we have now. Stabilized. Fantastic location. (Basically as ideal as it gets for us rn) 140
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Deleted this app off my phone and now am sad because i realized i have nowhere to comfortably post fit pics 130
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Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026yet another HUGE insecurity understanding UNLOCKED in the midst of post-bad-gig woes WOOF i’m TIRED i don’t wanna feel this bad about myself 🥲🥲🥲 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026sigh yesterdays gig was kinda…shit tbh i do not feel good about it personal reason. the con itself treated us very well. the audience had fun. just not happy with me 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026going from mercilessly bullied and called fugly and r******* constantly on school to being catcalled and groped in public is fucking WILD. pay for me to get my nails done and i’ll use it to claw the eyes out of every man who looks at me sideways 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026tonight’s bride: “the trombone girl was the reason we hired the band. we only asked ‘how do we get the trombone? and how do we make sure it’s HER?’” me: 130
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026guess who has two gigs outside in this today me bitch pray for my lungs and the rest of my weekend 001
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026adderall is magic my life is forever changed im under crunch time for tekko stuff and i just. have been popping out KILLER arrangements every day im so fucking excited dude 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ah, they can’t pay me anywhere close to what i asked… they’re like “you’re worth it we just can’t afford it” and that’s fine i’m just….upset 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026happy i have a gig sad im actually more sketched out by the band leader than i initially thought 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026frank pulled some shit this morning and i’m still in a sour mood about it told him “he has to make it up this week to me” i feel so put down by his entire family (and him sadly!) and while i KNOW it’s unintentional it still sucks and i am SAD 100
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026my in laws ACTUALLY forgot about my dietary issues today LITERALLY FORGOT “well why didn’t frank say something to advocate for you?” another issue thank you i hid in the bathroom to cry!! wtf!! 110
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026group cannot give me my ask immediately but are convening to see if there’s a way they can fingers crossed he would not stop talking about how much they all love my work 😭😭😭 PAY ME 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If I finally get paid for everything I have yet to be paid for from last month I'm gonna be sitting on the fattest stack of cash Ive seen in a year and i have no more shopping urges for dumb things(at all genuinely) so like things are LOOKING UP. 020
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i'm a little miffed that frank essentially "stole" a HUGE gig from me. its out of both of our controls but. i had an in and he just swooped in and took it. understanding the circumstances now we both could have had said gig in a way, and he just..."nah its mine" literally. 100
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026old man who hired me to play in his big band obviously thinks im pretty and is hitting on me even though he keeps congratulating me on being newly married 100
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i think this is genuinely my first stretch of like…no stress since pre-pandemic i feel so calm so consistently in a way i just can’t ever remember feeling the adhd meds play a part for sure what really tipped me off was my libido coming back so fucking intensely and consistently 110
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026listen the fit doesn’t work 100% but my legs look stunning so here my gig got cancelled tonight i can drink alcohol like a normal person (and fall asleep before im done with my first drink) i like picking up heavy things and i love trombone 110
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026sorry you’ll never be able to convince me marching band is cool like…..i did it….i loved it, lived for it, worked for it but nah it’s not cool 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026franks in talks with multi million dollar music studios and their music directors for artists as big as taylor swift. they use chat GPT for every email chat i feel we are cooked 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026despite smelly hotels and bitchy bartenders this weekend was a dream come true in so many ways and hopefully the first step into building the career i seek~ 110
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026the bartender in this hotel is really bitchy like…REALLY bitchy 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026lmao this hotel smells SO BAD EVERYWHERE related: i am in North Dakota 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Got a gig in ND with a brass band (exactly what i wanna be doing) Asking for more money from current socmed gig Got handed a low stakes teaching job with perks like; extremely close to home, 2 hours a week, gym access included, practice rooms included, money not bad 2026 going pretty good 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026watched a man gag at the smell of uncooked spam you are weak and your bloodline will be cleansed of such 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026got called for a gig far away thanks to frank and i am very scared i can do it! i am scared holy shit 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026how the hell do i ask for like.....3x the money im currently getting paid but POLITELY. they love my work and i love doing it i just. need the cash. i have it all mathed out and its REALLY FAIR for the hours/work they want me to do. 100
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026still getting “you looked like marilyn monroe!” comments from my wedding yes thank you that was the goal she was so fucking pretty 🤩 030
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026told myself only coffee on special occasions when i get home cause the caffeine addiction was real but ive had coffee every day since i got back OOPS. weekends only starting monday 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i need to...stop giving selfish people so much of myself... 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I was so SO hydrated in BA. I was easily drinking 5-6 water bottles a day. I was peeing SO MUCH. I've tried to maintain that here and have failed every day since and its DEFINITELY affecting my tummy. Not terribly I just notice it. Wow...water helps?? Who knew. 000
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Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026a special “fuck you” to the old man who sat behind me on the long flight home and literally kept me up by pulling and pushing on my seat the ENTIRE flight. I swear he got up every half hour. he was so RUDE and his wife had the wettest, grossest cough and she wasn’t masking OR COVERING HER MOUTH 100
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026i really hate people who just don’t even try to flush in public bathrooms. several times in AMERICA on this trip i just get into a stall after waiting in line and they didn’t even attempt to flush. press the damn button. you’re about to wash your hands anyways. I HOPE. 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026actually so sad about oliver tree i love his music wtf 000
Ybby @iplaythewhat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026not us heavily considering moving to Buenos Aires for a time ope one serious conversation with a local is all it takes~ 110
