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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

Relaxing gentle rain sounds [BASS BOOSTED] (slowed + reverb) 8D AUDIO

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026

You mess with the clown you get the horn*

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2025

Some people get money and forget where they came from but I'm broke and I forgot where I was going

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2025

An american man only reveals his true name to his employer and a select few among his most trusted family members

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2025

A lot of people wearing sweat pants who are not leaping into action. What are they for?

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2025

I gambled on the casino seafood now its a royal flush in the water closet, feel me?

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2025

I'll sell you that bridge when we get to it

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2025

from the back of the box: In the historic year of [1800s or 1900s] mr product moved their corporate headquarters from [european country] to america, inspired by american consumer protection law and lax licensing requirements. He brought with him his treasured family recipe

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2025

They make you sit writing essays answering questions no salary, broke and hungry for a decade then wonder why nobody want to be a scientist

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2025

as soon as I wake up I start counting sheep right away

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2025

if you are the captain of the debate team it is unwise to debate the captain of the archery team

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2025

If you're looking to maximize your socioeconomic class, here's a quick tip: stop putting your hands in your pockets. It signals to others that your pockets are empty and that you are not looking to join the aristocracy. Follow for more economic tips and pointers

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2025

Due to unforeseen circumstances Kansas will be playing unopposed on superbowl sunday

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2025

Everyone must chase a bag. But if you catch up with this bag — make sure you do not climb inside

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2025

My buddy got too much money he gotta hang out at the bank all the time eat dinner at the bank

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2025

If you sit on the couch youre relaxing but if you sleep on the couch you are like recent divorced man

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2025

Guy at work everybody calls him shirt because he's always wearing a shirt

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2025

I dont take half measures because I dont waste my time measuring things

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2025

you know theres gonna be work tomorrow. playing the lottery is what takes courage

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2024

I need some returns like movie rental or I might turn up on your block buster

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/12/2024

seductively biting the glass neck of a wine bottle clean off and having the wine gurgle out of the resulting opening and down the sides of the bottle and your hand with none making it into the wine glass

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/12/2024

Why do bad things happen to like medium bordering on decent people

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/11/2024

i'm sorry sir but some of the other guests have already lodged complaints that your j's are fake. I am afraid im going to have to ask you to show me a band right now

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2024

Im gonna open a casino where everyone wins and im gonna be the only one allowed in

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2024

Im about to point the subwoofer at the priceless ming dynasty vase

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/11/2024

youre halfway through the soccer match extremely sweaty and your coach hands you the Gatorade branded sports water bottle and you take a chug and its bourbon and you start coughing in front of everybody

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/11/2024

Imagine you finish reading one of those books like sun tzu art of war or the 48 laws of power and you look down and youre still on the couch wearing some sweatpants covered in crumbs

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024

tough guy crushin the tootsie pop with the side of a hunting knife to get to the center in a masculine way

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024

@snarfed.org please make the bridge opt-out, at least so mastodon users can follow the increasing number of mainstream and widely appealing new bluesky users. If mastodon users are expressing a strong desire to have this side be opt in, that has little bearing on the expectations of bluesky or […]

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024

the old saying you made your bed now its time to freak it

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024

Theyre putting politics in the tapwater I filter the chunks thru my teeth

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2024

gavin newsome said he's forward thinking but I think he just hate to pass tents

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IpecacSyrup @ipecacsyrup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/11/2024

I linked the account to the bluesky but I told em I cant link up I got the red stools 💪🛑

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