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I go to Twitter when I'm avoiding college work but dw I swear I still check this app every now and then trust 🤔💭Steam Jamie Paige ❤️💚 he/they - DMs are open

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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OH WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TO STAY
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AI features before images in DMs or polls is insane. I hope this at least gets all the smut out of all my search results
The patch note for Bluesky version 1.127.1 on the iOS App Store reads as follows: 
“We're rolling out improvements to search over the coming weeks. As they reach your account, you'll get more relevant results, a new Advanced Search button for building more complex searches, and a way to share a link to any search you run.”
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Who remembers the absolute floodgates they opened back in 2021
All of the emojis included in Emoji Version 14. https://emojipedia.org/emoji-14.0
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Oh we’re on point 4 already?- EIGHT NEW EMOJI???? #SOLD!!
The iOS software update page, displaying iOS 26.4. 
“This update introduces Playlist Playground and Concerts in Apple Music, and 8 new emoji, along with other features, bug fixes, and security updates for your iPhone”
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The inquizitive alien mascot depicted as a soyjak titled “inquizitivejak” drawn on a greenish chalkboard
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
An elderly cat who tried to take a photo of her grandkids but can’t figure out how to take it off the face camera
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you’re worried about not receiving your zombie horse cape, don’t fret! They’re sending out this message to Bedrock clients that have completed the prerequisites. If all has gone according to plan, the cape should be in your hands within the next 30 days! #minecraft
A Minecraft Bedrock inbox message from Minecraft titled “Your cape is coming!” sent on 12/15/25 reads as follows:
“Thanks for taking part in the Spear Mayhem! Now you've got a new battle-ready cape on the way. Capes will be sent to qualifying accounts in approximately 30 days. No extra steps needed. Just sit back and get ready to charge into the fray better dressed than ever!”
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My wetdry.world account:
A skeleton sitting in a chair at the bottom of the ocean
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
creative vs survival #minecraft
A lighthouse constructed in creative mode in a snowy beach biome in Minecraft. It consists of many warped logs in a pattern and is topped with a house with warped wart on a platform lined with shroomlights.The exact same lighthouse as stated in the previous alt text. Unlike the last picture, it has been reconstructed in a snowy plain on a multiplayer survival server. To the right of it exists a giant replica of a jack-o-lantern block, which I did not build.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
not to brag but that A is mine lolol
Breakdown on the number of students with a specific grade in my excel class. It is written on a green chalkboard. The title reads "30 students total" and reads as follows:

A's 1
B's 10
C's 7
D's 6
F's 6A photo of a computer screen showcasing my final grades in my Excel class. Most notably, my total final grade is a 99.08%
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
camouflaged #cat
A gray domestic shorthair cat in warm lighting on a similarly colored carpet. A blue blanket lies in the foreground and a black backpack exists in the background..
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
A yuri bot liking my post about starting an exam
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Update: #nowwatching DAMN IT.
Hazbin hotel on da tv don’t worry im gonna watch the actual show I have free prime for a month
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i love the kagi doggo so much can we have more mascots like this please
an overview of all of kagi's plans (i swear this is not an ad) each featuring a unique illustration of the kagi doggo. from left to right:
Free Trial doggo: sitting and looking at an orange ball
Starter doggo: pointing its body at and sniffing the ball
Professional doggo: swimming as it chases the ball through space
Ultimate doggo: spinning in a circle chasing the ball in the air
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
stop paywalling your bangers
button to copy the link to this skeet
"Note: This post is only visible to logged-in users."
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Yknow maybe jay was onto something this was fire
A Belgian waffle (I forgot the specific order) from the Spot in Niagara Falls NY
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Couple of photos @ the Erie Canal. Really is more beautiful than home! Kinda wish I could stay here forever
A view from the Erie Canal capturing the Pine Street Bridge and some of the (sadly) inaccessible crossings over the gates, as well as some concrete buildings on a partly cloudy dayA view inside of the Erie Canal spillway. Inside the water is a long wooden boat. The Pine Street bridge appears in the background. Ignore my program director’s hand lolA view from the Erie Canal also looking down the spillway. The lock tenders tribute statues are in the background. Hey I’ve got an idea. If anyone’s reading this leave a 🍁 in the comments. Shameless interaction bait? Yeah, but I just wanna know how many people actually take the time to read this alt text.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I will not be tuning in
iOS notification reading as follows:

Hi Ozzy
KEBAB GOONER 🙏😝👅 invites you to watch their LIVE!
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
NEVER turn post notifications on for more than 0 twitter users
A graphic in the iOS screen time settings displaying that I have received 55 notifications just today from an app undoubtedly called “Twitter.” The app icon to the left of the graphic is a white bird on a blue background.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
do i change my pfp to this for the day
my current pfp but the shirt has a bisexual style gradient and reads as follows:
IM BISEXUAL A
ND ALL THEY
GAVE ME WA
S A POP CRAV
E SKEET AND
THIS T SHIRT
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Sorry boss, can’t work. She’s in my way.
A fluffy gray kitty laying on her back on a brown table with her stomach and paws pointing towards the camera. An hourglass sits behind her at her head on the left
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Why did my keyboard buy weed from the gas station
The keyboard on discord on iOS 26 typing “also I could wait why.” The globe icon for switching keyboard languages is in the bottom middle-left of the screen when it is usually on the bottom far left.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Did you know? In iOS 26, the icon for the wallet app had its green card revoked. This is because it was openly critical of Israel.
iOS 18 wallet app icon. It is a white wallet on a black background. The wallet contains four cards. From top to bottom, the color on each of the cards is: blue, deep yellow, green, and coral. The iOS 26 wallet app icon. It consists of a very light peach colored wallet with three cards in it on a black background. The colors of the cards are, from top to bottom, blue, yellow, and coral.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I know they did it because the file is literally called a CAR file but I love the car icon to resemble exporting your data. My point is Bluesky could benefit significantly from travel aesthetics
The splash that shows up when you tap “export my data” in Bluesky settings
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The distaste for vivziepop leaving my body when the homestuck pilot featuring Toby Fox as John Egbert got announced
Blue guy leaving grey guy idk how to describe this image there’s like a force being removed from a dude lying down
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
yes please! and by extension, let us color buttons like you can on twitter?
twitter's color themer. this only changes the colors of links and buttons.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
post a random picture or everything will go bad in august
sweaty mauga
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
>play one newgrounds game >it was made by a pedophile
rage face depicting a very tired and broken individual (its not a woyjak i saw this guy in rage comics first)
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
this summer's been rough
five hours and four minutes of screen time on the tiktok app
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
TikTok noelleling experience in three pictures
Exactly 100 reposts on a single video. The pfps are noticeably edits of the original noelleling drawing by asepriterico“Following others too frequently. Try again later”My inbox completely taken over by noellelings and similar species
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
ok that explains why my feed seemed a bit dry recently
bluesky user @hailey.at automatically blocked by the "generative ai created text and images" moderation list
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
i do not use algorithms. i do not customize my experience. i do not curate my feed. i go on ONLYPOSTS. and if i'm not following, i don't interact
evil scary guy from ratatouille
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
yes i watched my post go up as i made it lol
the second post in my thread as it appears on firesky
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Finally some good fucking news
Gordon Ramsay looking down when he says “finally some good fucking food”
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Haha penis lol
An Apple Watch on the widgets page. There is notably a timer set with eight minutes remaining. Because the always on display is on, the timer reads “8:--“ which looks a little familiar.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
duckduckgo search entry "can i still get drafted if i live in hawaii"
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
A sign that reads “this register is currently closed” at the Johnny cash museum. It has a portrait of Mr. Cash on the bottom half brandishing a serious look on his face
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Im such a good photographer. One of these pixels is the St. Louis arch.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Where’d my spotlight search go? #ios #iphones
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Sorry but I couldn’t help but admire the other cars on the road. Looks like there’s three cars and two trucks!
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#iphone #bigphonewoes
Omni man saying “I think I miss my wife” but there’s an iPhone 12 mini instead of “wife”
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh no! Anyway I’m just gonna keep using Apple Music
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY
Flower beds in somebody’s front yard overrun with bright green plants with purple flowersA dark brown tree with a bunch of white petals on it, there are houses in the background
A sidewalk with a very large tree in its path on the right, causing it to curve out of shape a little. There is a tree with purple petals in the background
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
MY HYPOTHESIS WORKED
A gay nsfw account automatically liking the skeet I made like 2 minutes ago
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Big day for her specifically
A two panel comic about a poorly drawn brown haired girl using c.ai. The first panel reads “*using c.AI*” with the girl sporting a neutral expression as she’s using c.ai her phone. The next panel reads “*THE FILTER F*CKING BREAKS*” and the girl appears shocked and begins blushing as implied 18+ material appears on her phone screen. The second panel also contains red illegible text omitting from the phone.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Neotheater Son
The head of a baby attached to a large album cover of AJR’s Neotheater. Dan Hentschel is posing next to the monstrosity with his eyes wide and facing the camera, as well as his lips puckered.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Bit quiet today, innit?
Splatoon 3 matchmaking indicator counting up to 231 seconds in queue for turf war
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Real dentist hours
A photo of the dentist light thingy from below, a fluorescent light is on the ceiling in the background.
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🩶🧡 @ipadkid.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Blue timeline got boring so I initiated green mode
Bluesky app on an iPhone with a green color tint enabled. Kaasiand is posting about balatro like a bau5
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