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Keith

@iowkeith.bsky.social
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Mancunian living down south. Volunteer at Classic Boat Museum, Cowes. Enjoys walking and messing about on the water.

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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't forget about russia involvement and the conservative friends of russia. Also johnsons bungalow parties with Lebedev.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That will upset the patriots, a lot of long words they don't know the meaning of.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Perhaps he was dreaming of the woman on his left?
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Jack London @jacklondonbluesky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reform shooting themselves in the foot with every dinghy or yacht sailor on the Solent....
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just a reminder, Clacton is by the sea, which also has a RNLI station. I wonder how the volunteers are faring as 'their own' are turning on them?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It will soon be reversed when they can't get their Daily Mail delivered?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn't hear his name, i wasn't listening. I dont know what he looks like, I had my eyes closed. I didn't shake his hand, that's an AI picture.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Henry, just seen your youtube about the flags on havering. I'm sure that union flag was raised up side down, which means they are in distress, surely not!
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What I don't understand is if reform are so good with their vetting, why did they not expose the two journalists as fake?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would add to Bill's words, whatever the weather or time of day or night. Also, when I called upon the RNLI for help, I don't remember being asked my ethnicity.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is "My dad's bigger than your dad" talk. Has he got lots of 'fighting age men' in his gang?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you mean Yorkshire?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't know him. I've never met him. I get my photo taken with millions of people every day. Every police authority have warned me against having my photo taken with him. I've never spoken to him. I may have spoken to him but I'm deaf in that ear. He's only a contractor. I only went to say hello.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeh, and bring back electric steam irons connected to light sockets cos they weren't dangerous.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Even worse is cleaning out cupboards and finding mouse droppings! 🐀 Only to discover they are chia seeds. 😳
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At least he got his sovereignty back.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Absolutely, I spent a few weeks working at an Indonesian air force base and used the facilities. Flushable option wasn't available, it was a big barrel of water and a pan tied to the barrel with string. Pan was used before they washed their hands! 🤨
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Faridge will claim somebody else wrote it as he is computer illiterate.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Don't laugh, one 'political party' on the Isle of Wight want self governing like Jersey and Guernsey. www.countypress.co.uk/news/2590859...
countypress.co.uk
Political group calls for self governing of Isle of Wight like Jersey - Letter
This is a letter to the editor from a political group calling for the Isle of Wight to be self-governing like Jersey
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
When he said he could buy a Ferrari, did he mean a car or the presenter?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Will faridge share his £5,000,000 security bung to cover that, or is it everyone for themselves?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wait, what?? "with the Telegraph reporting that party officials are reviewing Widdecombe's email inbox for any threats against her life". Surely that should be the job of the police? Or are they deleting any emails that uncover further dodgy dealings?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dolphin alert!
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What sort of conviction is she looking for?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can I see some brown bins in there?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Perhaps he will take up fast catamaran sailing?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Retard
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump cancels remaining games in the world cup claiming it was rigged. Non US teams given 12 hours to leave the USA.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You could have been lady of the manor! There is another article on the restoration of the gardens, very interesting.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Never mind the peaches, 81 by 20 ft billiard room, that's more than double the footprint of my house. Is the house still there?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Its taken a few years, but it's finally opened.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ooop north West used to have a bath in that washing up water before it went on the garden.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wasn't that the name of James's first band?🤭
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
But it must be comforting to know they will bump into him in the same shops and pubs 7 days a week rather than 2 days now he's not going to Westminster. Except when he's at meetings in Wigan council where he was elected, but not attended yet 🤔
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hi 👋
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That 'outright one at a by-election' was by how many votes? Six votes out of around 25,000 votes cast, hardly a walkover.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Has anyone checked the back of Kenyon's empty van?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What time has faridge ordered the escape car from the by-election count? If he's actually going to attend?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I always thought brexit was about Russia dividing the UK, not making things better?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One of those days
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Lest we forget.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When will faridge be hauled before the standards committee and suspended?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Its my fault, I bought a sun shade for the patio and cut the hedge today.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Next up, my phone has been stolen, I accidentally pressed factory reset, it's not my phone, I've never seen it or owned a phone.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Or maybe it was a tap on the head! Tap, plumber 🙄
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Or kicked in the head by a horse?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Here is the suspect.
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Can you not turn off the radiator valves?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What experience does this 'perky plumber' have in local government? Has he ever been elected to any office?
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Keith @iowkeith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Have fun!
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