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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 10h

Did you not like Kubo and the Two Strings?

ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I would ask why the Kennedy Curse isn't doing its job, but I'm pretty sure Junior IS the Kennedy Curse having assumed human form.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

MAGA dad: "You keep your eyes open boy or you're getting the belt introduced to your ass!" Probably said the same thing when they forced their kids to watch Passion oft he Christ.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When people use that phrase outside of a courtroom, they act like YOU somehow have an obligation to remain available to someone when allegations or accusations fly. It's nuts.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you were to make a Venn Diagram of the two, it would be a near perfect circle.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Twitter and Facebook aren't "constitution rights", God these GOP sycophants disgust me

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@linkara.bsky.social Hi Lewis, just wanted to let you know I sent you a message on Patreon a few days ago. It's not a rush issue or anything, just thought I'd alert you to it on the off chance it didn't register. Thanks in advance.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have a weakness for thrillers/mystery films with kid protagonists. Incidentally, give Lady in White a viewing if you haven't seen it. It's like A Christmas Story except instead of Ralphie wanting a BB gun he's trying to solve a ghost girl's murder.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You can see why he wants to protect the Epstein files, the man probably has an appetite for "chicken" if you know what I mean.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What about Jack Quaid? He's pretty good. Must take after Meg Ryan.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Life's full of unanswerable questions. Like why the hell I put this much time and effort into documenting the troubled production of Francis Veber's Out on a Limb aka Welcome to Buzzsaw (1992) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_on_...

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Out on a Limb (1992 film) - Wikipedia

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If someone is arguing FOR nudification tech being available. That person deserves to have a team of Feds raid their house and seize their electronic devices.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I was already not gonna see this abomination from the trailer, but the more I learn the more I hate it.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Self care is your first priority. Take care Matt. You're worth the wait.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You said it. How can someone that fat, hateful, and living on an exclusively fast food diet stay in there?

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Every so often the truth slips out followed by "it was just a joke bro!" or "well objectively speaking Hitler was kind of cool with the other stuff". Lather, rinse, repeat.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton is no longer with us, but HE is!? I hate this timeline.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

So we're down to "If I can't have it no one can!" from the toddler in chief

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's a shame Lang didn't run afoul of The Punisher instead.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hope you get to do a video on it. This movie needs all the vocal support it can get. I already bought my tickets so I'll do my part.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Haven't seen Spider-Man Brand New Day yet and now it looks like I won't. If any of this crap makes it into Beyond the Spider-Verse I'm dodging that too

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sorry you had to deal with copyright BS. So sick of YouTube selectively hounding creators. I would voice ire with them in an email, but they make it hard to address an actual human being.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sometime in the future: Pathetic teen boy: "MOMMY! Look what that girl at school did to my expensive glasses for no reason! She should buy me a new pair! WHAAAAAA!"

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Looking forward to your thoughts on it. Took my family to see it and when enjoyed it but there's definitely some discussion to be had about that ending.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Took 'em long enough. Now can it be released without having its series order reascended or being shelved for tax reasons? Keep in mind, Disney allegedly has a fully completed Alien vs. Predator anime just sitting on a shelf gathering dust somewhere.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Glad to hear End of Oak Street is getting such good buzz. Seeing it tomorrow morning myself. Glad to have a break in Universal's dinosaur monopoly. Now how about a Cadillacs & Dinosaurs movie or a mid-budget Carnosaur reboot? We won't get Dino Crisis or Turok, audiences feel sad with dino massacres

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

So much small dick energy in one place. Erect length .002 inches (collectively)

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Coming soon: Meanspirited Eli Roth slop product #69342 starring Hollywood Superstar Tilly Norwood!

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just as well, that comic and the writer are actually good. The writers of BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice are supposedly working on a feature film version of the comic, but so far radio silence.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hugh Laurie is now on my shit list. If this keeps up I'll have to get a new sheet.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'll wager these agents hit their wives and children like punching bags and probably have hard drives that would make Epstein blush

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

So better or about the same as Jurassic World Rebirth? Ideally I'd like to see Universal's dino monopoly broken with worthy competition.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Looking forward to seeing you tear this movie a new one. Eli Roth certainly deserves it.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

AI is the inverse Midas Touch. Anything associated with it turns to excrement.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Cue the MAGA fanatics saying "what's wrong with guys being guys?"

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Conservatives, Neo-Nazis, and fascism advocates have NO claim to my time! If you espouse those views I reserve the right to ignore you and not listen to your garbage. Stop acting like chuds have a claim to my eyes, ears, or time. They do not!

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

In an ideal world Elon Musk would be arrested for criminal negligence and murder.

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Connect with Jacob Soboroff @connectwithjacob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

In 2024, Minnesota’s Superior National Forest secured a $10 million grant for wildfire prevention efforts. Then, DOGE delayed it. Now, parts of that forest are burning. Former ranger Aaron Kania says we “need action,” not politics, to effectively fight wildfires. #ConnectwithJacob

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Fmr. fire ranger: DOGE DELAYED a $10 million wildfire grant. It ‘would’ve really helped us’

Minnesota’s Superior National Forest received a $10 million grant in 2024 to cover wildfire prevention efforts, then DOGE came along and delayed funding. Now, parts of that area are burning. “Could th...

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If there is a God, may a cancerous mass appear in Rand Paul's throat for lying about Dr. Fauci during his farce of Fauci Hearing.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Mitch McConnell's pay for the past 45 days should be forfeited!

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The fucker laughed at gay people dying from AIDS. Him and Phyllis Schlafly should have porta potties where their grave sites are.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Call 'em parasitic worms instead. Nobody loves those.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

At least you can eat pigs (or keep 'em as pets), these are literally good for nothing.

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Well....Ebenezer looks less like another Christmas Carol adaptation and more like someone's trying to do a live-action remake of that Jim Carrey/Robert Zemeckis motion capture version. Depp's performance even feels like it's channeling Carrey....Just....Why?

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Ebenezer | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) - Johnny Depp, Ian McKellen, Rupert Grint, Sam Claflin

YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

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ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social @ionicbreezemachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

He looks like the grown up AI child from Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die. He shouldn't be commenting on ANYONE'S appearance.

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