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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️

@io-est.bsky.social
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your fav poster's least fav reply guy Seattle. Angry gay geography gremlin who scribbles in sketchbooks, throws controllers, writes things down, talks in union meetings, yells at cars while on two wheels. Socialist for a free Palestine 🇵🇸 they/she

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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panels, ordinary people vs creative people. The first ordinary woman looks at a chicken baking in the oven. Panel two, the now creative woman with died hair and big glasses looks at the same chicken but sees a dragon cooking it with flames.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me not having bionicle as a kid but recognizing a weird little lego projectile when I see one
A fight from the Simpsons: "But marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet!" with the little guy replaced by a bionicle spider
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a situation continues to develop at the local jazz club
Two panels featuring two people. One person is sitting and says, "Dang, it's busy. There's no more seats." The second person slides onto the armrest of the chair and has their arm around the top and says, "That's ok, I can sit here." They stare intently at the first person who is now embarrassed.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spongebob meme. Confused fish: I'll have a... Loads of affordable housing. In specific areas! Squidward: How original. Fish: on Aurora. Squidward: Daring today, arent we.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
drew gooden: uh yeah. I sure hope I do.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im hoisting the flag
trans flag recolored to new taco bell logo with bell in the centersame flag but with old taco bell logo
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is on my CPU
Railway infrastructure in the game Open Transport Tycoon Deluxe
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my defense lawyer on a fashion crime trial: don't worry, this is an open and shut case. So long as we don't get a tough judge... The judge:
Profile photo of Derek Guy AKA menswear guy
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's in the bag!
4 panel comic. Inside a skyscraper, a corporate presentation is taking place. "OK, it's time to reveal our new mascot campaign! Ta-da!" Marketer reveals a chicken wearing a bowtie and top hat and giving a sort of thumbs up while standing in front of a bag of fried chicken. The bird says, "IT'S IN THE BAG!" and the marketer repeats the slogan. A long table of suited executives look in confusion. "The chicken is selling our fried chicken?" One says. Another continues, "Isn't that a little ... grotesque?" The marketer sighs and with his head in his hand says, "Look". 4 more panels. The marketer gives a rousing speech to the increasing attention and affirmation of the board members. "That chicken? It has a family. It's got to put food on the table. That chicken lives in the REAL WORLD where soemtimes you have to get your hands a little dirty to make a living! By the way, remember 'chicken' means 'woman," so she's a girlboss, too." A female exec with a tear in her eye raises her fist in solidarity. The marketer, now sweating from the emotional exertion, finishes,"So no, I do not find it 'grotesque', no matter how 'hip' or 'trendy' it is to criticize her on the internet. That chicken is an INSPIRATION."Final two panels. The execs all are smiling and are on the verge of tears. One wipes his eyes and simply says, "Th-thank you."
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
factory worker glegle
glegle in overalls and cap, sweating from some hard work
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Meanwhile:
Me when someone expresses even mild annoyance to my face: woman freaking out alone trying to calm down
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
staring to think I am in fact evil based on when my chipper attitudes come about
Four panels. First, a woman looking board at work says, "Good morning. How can I help you." Then her coworkers behind her seem upset and confused at something on the computer. The woman stands more upright and seems happier. "Hello! What can I do for you?" Then the computer bursts into flame and the coworkers run screaming. The woman is very happy and waves, "Good to see you! What do you need?" A mustached customer says, "How do you work in these conditions?" She replies, "Oh, it's easy." The woman, now viewed from a menacing low angle, her pupils disappearing behind the glint of her glasses, laughs maniacally. "I THRIVE AMIDST CHAOS!"
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh god flirting with a woman on the internet for the first time in ages and I am truly out of my depth why am I like this
Illustration of a woman struggling to tread water manages to say, "Uh, yes, thank you. I have also been known to enjoy beautiful women."
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
apps are going great so far
Received message that states, "Nothing says inclusion, acceptance, diversity and discrimination like saying 't4t'"
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
excited person vibrating rapidly
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mask off: opening pitch Mask on: competes in salmon run
Seattle Mariner's salmon run show
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah (affirming)
Cartoon guy saying yea
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
feel free to take factory glegle
Character glegle wears overalls and and sweats
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
in need of a change so i asked the hair stylist for the "joan of arc" and showed this picture. I think maybe it worked a little too well lol. i think i look kinda cute but a little silly too. we'll see if i vibe with it. wish i got the bangs a little longer at least.
painting of joan of arc, with short black hair and bangs
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hear me out
cartoon car lady with big, sorta 60s style hair
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
asking ai to post like me and it can't really do it because im just that special and unique and really, non fungible, but of course the one thing it can sort of replicate is me nearly getting killed on my bike :/
nearly getting taken out by an SUV on Mercer Street and using the adrenaline to draft a 4-paragraph mental manifesto on protected bike lane infrastructure and urban canopy coverage
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
4 panel comic. We see two people drive up to an old manor at the dead of night. "There it is. Dad's old mansion." A guy with a mustache, glasses, and floral shirt continues, "It and everything inside is mine if I stay alone for one night." His friend looks on, concerned. The next day we see the friend returning in the car. She leans out the window. "You look exhausted! It was totally haunted, right?" The man climbs back into the car, hair all messed up and glasses crooked. He says, "No, no, but there was this twink inside - kept saying shit like 'what if instead of a twix bar it was a twinx bar and instead of it being candy it was the chopped off finger of a twink who misbehaived in daddy's dungeon.'"
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Only because you asked so nice, and because I've been wanting to show off my new pair and am only brave enough to do so when my entire time zone is long fast asleep 😅
Pulling up a tank top to reveal small breasts
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*bows* MY LADY
Bluesky user io-est, Knight of the Cedar GroveThe same user now titled Evil Knight of the Cedar Grove
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Squidward: OH NO, HE'S HOT!
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You really gotta make sure you turn off some notifications for your robot boy
4 panel comic. A mechanic is annoyed to have his attention brought from his project to an alert on his tablet. The tablet displays a diagram of a robot boy with an alert that says ORGANIC MATTER DETECTED with an arrow pointing to the throat. Mechanic opens the door to a dark room, saying, Hey, I told you your stomach isn't fixed yet, you cant be eating- then as he gets a better view of the room, he shields his eyes and says Oooh, ok, that's not exactly food. Someone off the edge of the panel I side the dark room simply exclaims HEY!
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh, I really like this quote from the end of an article in Trails Magazine, Iss. 10. "The Last Lookouts" by Ash Czarnota.
Maybe I'm overly optimistic about lookouts like these. Despite the few circumstances when they might outperform the satellites, it's entirely possible that fire lookouts have outlasted their practical usefulness. But they have another kind of usefulness that technology will have a much harder time eroding. Fire lookouts, much like park rangers, offer a rare human connection to a government that often feels abstract and out of sight. We don't iust watch for smoke-we teach people how the land speaks and inspire them to tune in. As the chasm between humankind and nature grows, lookouts serve as a bridge and reminder of what we have to lose.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ok, an incredibly unique game I really liked and have never seen anybody mention (did not finish it, but that's true of most things, not an indictment) is In Other Waters. You're exploring an alien ocean via a topographic map basically, and chasing the footsteps of your missing, iirc, ex lover.
Screenshot of the game. A topographical map with various controls and gauges as if looking at a submarine control panel, and the text dialogue of the onboard AI.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Altered screenshot from Sealab 2021: you got any stuff that isn't poop?
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
fucked up the mechanic, took another crack.
Mechanic frustratedly twirls his screwdriver. "It's not as if I'm fixing like ten robot boys a week. No, not me, I'm not busy at all."
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We've all been there
Robot boy with an arm and leg removed is suspended above a mechanic. Robot says, Are these repairs going to take much longer? I've got places to be. Mechanic, tinkering on the arm, responds, Quit complaining, you're distracting me.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
3 panel comic. Woman is standing at the crosswalk in the rain, waiting for the light to change. A car zooms by and sends a huge splash of water across her. Now drenched, she says, I deserve that for the time they gave me a extra hashbrown and I enjoyed it too much.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The other day I was watching a YT video and despite only glancing at the credits for .5 seconds there she is
YouTube video from Ray Delahnty AKA city nerd, showing a list of patrons that includes Katherine Tightpussy
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She's literally everywhere
Scene from Akira: "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
george
doodle of george costanza from seinfeld: she ate my overnight oats! it was hardly even midnight - they weren't overnight, yet! just oats!
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Captain, we must surrender to the Dominion, the Waffle House Index is plummeting exponentially, defeat is assured.
Dr. Bashir glancing at a data pad before handing it to Captain Sisko.Flustered Sisko accepting the pad on top of an overflowing handful.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
part of my plan to fix education
One panel comic. Top caption: "Despite what my critics said on the campaign trail, I can assure you that I will not be eliminating private schools." Diagram shows RICHFIELD PRIVATE SCHOOL, with signs saying COME SPEND YOUR MONEY HERE and NEW 1 MILLION DOLLAR TUITION SPECIAL! The private school is not an actual building, rather a facade that hides a giant slide that drops students into the nearby JOE W SCHMO PUBLIC SCHOOL.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what if you join the proud tradition of flags with text on them
flag with the words NOT PISS inscribed along the strange yellow stripe
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
with this one on the keys
funny little worm from the film Labrynth
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hmm so democrats need someone else to run in Maine at the last second because the primary is already over. I think I know someone perfect for the job.
presidential candidate Kamala Harris
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
there's never gonna be anything better than having a cargo bi-
guy spitting out cereal meme
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
wearing Profit & Growth & Markets & Results at the party to show that I'm also cultured
Classic John & Paul & Ringo & George t shirt
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
oh fuck yes
sticker of a fish dressed for a hike, with a t shirt that says SPU
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
checking the mail...and...? ok. you have my attention.
Seattle Public Utilities water report pamphlet. Digitally highlighted is the bubble on the front which advertises STICKERS INSIDE!
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
when you're mad at me this is who you're getting mad at
illustration of a cute smiling ant
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
to give some credit, this intersection has been improved slightly. needs actual protection. Before and after.
Very wide turn onto marine view drive Turn narrowed with white paint on the road and a few flex posts
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Saka also promised to put a commemorative name on this street. even that paltry step does not appear to have happened, given the unchanged sign above Steve's ghost bike. This image is from 10 months ago though, maybe I expect change to happen to quickly.
Google street view image of Marine View and 46th Ave SW street signs, with ghost bike beneath
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
there is no hulsman bike lane nor does there seem to be any on the horizon. I've only done a real quick search but in the 2026 transportation levy plans, the only mention of Marine View Drive is to "begin planning" in a broad category that does not specifically include bike lanes.
Category titled Neighborhood Scale Traffic Safety Programs. Description: Address community priorities for neighborhood scale traffic safety improvements. This could include safety and mobility enhancements like traffic calming, new sidewalks, crossings, and transit access.
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
imagine getting groceries and then also kissing someone in a car like this
Blue Suzuki Alto Works, a 90s Japanese compact Kei car
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Death Knight of the Cedar Grave 🏳️‍⚧️ @io-est.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
reminds me of this one from overwatch. sorry for potato quality.
comparison between two overwatch tank characters. Reinhardt - Has German engineered mechanical suit of armor, 500 HP. Roadhog - is fat, 600 HP.
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