Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Lorde for sure is blowing up this summer and I’m gonna miss the tight knit solar power island survivors but I’m so excited for her 0120
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 10/04/2025workout done, time for second date with hot italianmedia.tenor.coma small white chihuahua dog is laying on a yellow blanket on a bed .ALT: a small white chihuahua dog is laying on a yellow blanket on a bed . 0230
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 09/04/2025“It’s lorde summer” I say to the barista. “It’s lorde summer” they say back as they hand me my flat white. A customer comes up to me and whispers “it’s lorde summer isn’t it?” We cheers with our drinks and smile. “It’s lorde summer.” 0210
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I was right next to ariana and cynthia 2 days ago and I never knew… that’s about to piss me off 0200
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 14/12/2024now why did I get waken up by a tornado warning in SF 3270
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 13/12/2024the way trisha paytas posted me on instagram while in the SNL dressing room 0160
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 13/12/2024found my airPods after missing them for 2 daysmedia.tenor.coma group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing . 0240
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 12/12/2024what is with everyone just driving insane now like can we chill 4281
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I spent my entire December budget within the first 9 days… this can never happen again 3280
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 11/12/2024me freeing up google drive space by deleting entire genomes from my masters thesis researchmedia.tenor.coma woman is holding a tablet in her hands and smiling .ALT: a woman is holding a tablet in her hands and smiling . 1200
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Hello @newyork I volunteer my bedroom to be a new maximum security jail cell… in case you need to hold anyone somewhere 0291
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The way I’d be getting evacuated right now if it weren’t for trisha paytas… 2160
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 03/12/2024booked 3 flights todaymedia.tenor.coma helicopter is flying over a city with a man in a red shirt sitting in the cockpit .ALT: a helicopter is flying over a city with a man in a red shirt sitting in the cockpit . 5210
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Missed my flight home 💔 will I make it to family thanksgiving tomorrow? Stay tuned! 3320
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 28/11/2024forgot my passport forgetting I have to drive to canada tomorrow oh it’s so over 2220
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 27/11/2024A car angrily honked at me at the crosswalk when they literally stopped for me??? people need to chillmedia.tenor.coma woman in a black shirt is standing in front of a bunch of flowers .ALT: a woman in a black shirt is standing in front of a bunch of flowers . 1220
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 27/11/2024bought sam fender and charli tickets todaymedia.tenor.coma raccoon is standing on a roof looking at another raccoonALT: a raccoon is standing on a roof looking at another raccoon 1302
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 26/11/2024thinking about the stalker I had a few years ago…lowkey miss the attention… 2300
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 26/11/2024no one who dropped $300 on a single charli GA ticket is brat 0230
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 26/11/2024GA charli tickets being $300… she’s forgotten who she is 1181
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 25/11/2024roommates talking to me about how they’ve spent $150K in day trading… the bro economy at workmedia.tenor.coma woman is holding a yellow popsicle in her hand and making a funny face .ALT: a woman is holding a yellow popsicle in her hand and making a funny face . 3430
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 24/11/2024living with all straight men means having multiple kitchen drawers with the sole purpose of storing extra taco bell sauces 9642
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I miss when my biggest worry in life was road paint becoming endangered because the world’s helium supply was dwindling like I was SO WORRIED 2170
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 23/11/2024liking your stories = I’m in love you except in the cases that it’s not 01116
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 23/11/2024coming to terms with the fact that I’ll never have the head shape for a trucker hat 5491
Tommy @invisiblyblonde.bsky.social · 22/11/2024just ran into my neighbors mailbox while running to the bus stop and now there’s a huge gash in my leg 😍😍😍 and I missed the bus ❤️ 6531