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Dan Beeston

@invisiblespiders.com
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Web dev. Primary account is on Mastodon. I wrote a book that you can show interest in at invisiblespiders.com Retired podcast: smartenough.org

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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 06/10/2026
It's the one year anniversary of my novel 'Everything You Ever Wanted'. While I would love to provide a discount it's already so darn cheap!! invisiblespiders.com
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 11/09/2026
So Epic wants me to confirm I'm an adult so that it can show me Spiderman details. You know? The comic book guy? But it's positive that my credit card is not a credit card. What else would it like? Oh apparently my license or passport will be fine!! How about a photo of my fucking face?! FUCK OFF!
! This payment requires a credit card. Try a different card.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 03/09/2026
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=195...
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 02/08/2026
What in the name of fuck?!!
Just the most bizarre AI imagery of a falcon hood but it's also a hoody and the bird has human hands sometimes. Just ghastly!
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 22/07/2026
*gasp* It me!!
'Everything you ever wanted' by Dan Beeston hidden around many other books.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 03/07/2026
I sell it straight off my website. invisiblespiders.com "Everything you ever wanted" explains what happens when a cornucopia machine washes up on a beach in Portugal. Has been compared favourably to the work of Douglas Adams.
Book cover of Everything you ever wanted. A novel by Dan Beeston.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 09/06/2026
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 19/03/2026
Watch you head... M'Lady. -- Whips fedora --
Odd Job. The villain from James Bond throwing a weaponised hat.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 12/03/2026
Months and months later I'm still so gosh dang chuffed that this whole world came out of my brain. invisiblespiders.com
The cover of the novel 'Everything you ever wanted'. A novel by Dan Beeston.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 06/02/2026
FYI I invented Wicked.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 22/11/2025
"Two very rectangular gentlemen walked into the room. Their uniforms were a fusion of tactical gear and anti-concussive plate armour. Machado felt that he may not be capable of such a blast but took the compliment anyway." invisiblespiders.com
Everything you ever wanted. A novel by Dan Beeston.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 02/11/2025
But...
Gooey and enticing looking fried pineapple rings. The hole is slightly darker and glistening with delicious juice driplets.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 02/11/2025
This weird looking building in Sydney.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 21/10/2025
Like big hands.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 02/10/2025
♩
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 08/06/2025
Actually... I'm starting to see the DNA.
A screenshot of lemmings exploding upon the 'Nuke' command.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 15/05/2025
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 06/05/2025
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 05/05/2025
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 02/05/2025
Don't Panic
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 02/04/2025
Yep! That's unsettling.
Photoshop of the same image of Dutton with Trump's "hair"
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 18/02/2025
Holy Shit! I made a rectangle!
Two identical novels with a title 'Everything You Ever Wanted'. A novel by Dan Beeston.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 21/01/2025
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 24/12/2024
My optometrist was explaining the parts of the eye today. He said 'If you remove any one part it just doesn't work.' He picked the wrong mark for his intelligent design stuff.
A cartoon about how the eye evolved.
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 20/11/2023
@tonymartin.bsky.social That's going to live in my head from now on. I personally have always been a fan of ‘Beautiful horses crossing’.
A yellow road sign with a strangely detailed silhouette of a horse and the world ‘crossing’ underneath’
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 16/10/2023
@tonymartin.bsky.social
Barack Obama “We got him”
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Dan Beeston @invisiblespiders.com · 06/10/2023
@jeremiahtolbert.bsky.social
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