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InvisibleMomma

@invisiblemomma.bsky.social
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Devoted fan of British cookery competitions. I have both children *and* cats. Progressive Democrat. Newly minted #UNT fan because I have a kid in the band. Go Mean Green!

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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 11h
It’s “fend for yourself” night at our house
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 11h
Windshield wipers are whipper-wappers, so named by my oldest child. Turquoise is purtoise, contributed by my youngest son. I could go on & on…
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes. Yes it is. I’ll bet she wears them with her wedding dress when she gets married in Las Vegas tomorrow.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking weirdo
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And them he misgenders her. He forgot who he was claiming corrected his pronunciation. Was it his wife or the strong guy with tears in his eyes?
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He was saying one of the protestors needed to lose a lot of weight. Excuse me?
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Note to self: go to Indo-Pak World Market and stock up on spices.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Too much to ask for a twofer I guess
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe it’s that One Other Thing we’re supposed to have with the tortilla and a piece of broccoli
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite part was when he said “this doesn’t hurt, I can’t even feel it!” Wait until that lidocaine wears off, buddy
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna need some big handcuffs
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fat lot of good it does now, with a 6-3 freak to normie ratio.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Walked past Twin#2’s (19) room last night and heard him cursing over some video game woe. I heard him use my go-to expletive phrase. Same tone, same cadence. So he has learned something from me! I am god-FUCK1NG-damn good mom
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I go to a sold out event, I often leave my nosebleed seat and migrate down to the floor area that is also sold out and so does everyone else in the cheap seats and the floor stays the same amount of crowded and there’s room for everyone
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shouldn’t stay up so late watching all that car racing stuff 😉
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or maybe save time a just drop dead 🤷‍♀️
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go away, Rahm
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back in 2016, when CNN & MSNBC were training their cameras on an empty stage for hours a day, waiting for the cretin to take the stage, Fortunate Son was in the standard rally playlist. I knew there was something wrong w/ the candidate. But the tone deafness of including *that song* still stunned me
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or when you see your friend’s new child for the first time and it’s not cute. “Oh my gosh! It’s a baby!”
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She has some good ones. When her car had to be towed, she told me they put it on the gurney and took it to town. Makes sense in a way - she worked in healthcare for 60 years and sick people are put on gurneys. Why not sick cars.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mom (86) has mild cognitive impairment that has decimated her vocabulary and word finding. She has renamed the (excellent) garment you’re wearing. So, nice jammy legs.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adding Rapture Pagent Queen to my collection.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did not know that. I remember him working in WH but not aware of his soother role. I love gossip about that cretin.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m thinking of the ladies who painted radium watch faces and then their jaws fell off
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read during trump 1 that Nauta played tunes from Music Man to sooth him
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I actually watched his stupid rallies for a couple of years, waiting and hoping to see it in real time. I’m better now 🤪
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cat in collapsible laundry hamper
Greg. The cat I love the most (don’t tell the other one) being his adorable self.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I sent my kid off to college in August with no rain gear. He’s not far away (from home in Arlington), I’d sort of forgotten about rain, and he is not yet a full adult who would order or go buy a raincoat and umbrella. He had a very soggy day. Wet everything.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conversions and intermarriage play their role. But the diaspora from the Levant is exactly that. Palestinian Arabs and Jews have their origins nowhere else. They're going to figure out how to shout down their extremists and share a future there or it's more of the horror show.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My father & brother were in a serious MVA. CareFlight bill: $21,000. Each.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those are her only shoes, other than sneakers for chasing after golf carts. You’d think she could afford some black pumps with that sweet bonus money.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Traitors Australia also much better than US version
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It doesn’t surprise me. I’m just disappointed. It’s a non-issue and he should’ve said medical decisions are between patient and doctor.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh no, James. Bad move.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Allowed to exit”? That’s alarming. Like you can’t walk out and get your own ride back to Lone Star Park?
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Insane people get dementia, too
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd rather have 2 numbers on 1 device
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Natalie, girl, splash out and get a second pair of pumps. Maybe black or navy.
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Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dallas does not have saguaro cacti or mountains.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#1 in navigation in the App Store. MapQuest reaps benefit of listening to the people
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shawnsdca.bsky.social @shawnsdca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Normalcy bias is killing the republic. They have already shown that there is no bottom- they absolutely will do these things and more.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got hit in the eye with a berry! Really. Then had a serious orbital fracture on same side in college. Took an elbow to the eye.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think those nude pumps are the only shoes she owns. I haven’t seen a photo of her wearing any others.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Mercedes SUV with cunt sign in back window
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Any news about Ontario, California? Is it now called America?
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I live in far south Arlington and it’s smoky here, y’all.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What about a parental choice to send their kids to schools where all the kids are vaccinated? Isn't that a parental right, too? Fine if you want to risk your own kids' lives, but what gives you the right to endanger mine?
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would assume this is a box filled with ticket stubs, menus, sheet music, stickers, old postcards and sundry printed items. Other people’s old keepsakes. Stuff you might use in a collage.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Since so many of y’all are asking… Paxton was hit in the right eye with a berry when he was 12 & eventually lost sight in that eye. In college, he took an elbow to the same eye while playing basketball. Broke bones around the eye.
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InvisibleMomma @invisiblemomma.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
His face has been that way for decades. He had a serious injury (hit in the eye with a berry!) when he was 12 and a facial injury in college with broken bones around the previously injured eye. I’d link to a Houston Chron article about it but you’d just hit a paywall
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