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Invanz

@invanz.bsky.social
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Physician in the Midwest. Father and husband. Dogs, rabbits, chickens, a cat, and a turtle, oh my!

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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
EXCUSE ME THOSE ARE THE NEW COOL ESSES
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally saying out loud what they mean by what Makes America Great Again
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Straight out of the Nigel Farage / UK Reform Party race riot playbook
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The smell must be particularly invigorating that close by
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every accusation is a projection with Trump
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Parks And Recreation: Ron Swanson - Nature Is Amazing
Alt: Parks And Recreation: Ron Swanson - Nature Is Amazing
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looking like Temu Data from the Mirror Universe
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I expect this "new" branch of "muscular Christianity" to be more of the exact same, and it already appears to be
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Crusaders thought massacring other people was fine, as long as people were forced to become Christian. The Inquisition thought burning people alive was fine, as long as people were forced to become Christian. Colonizers were fine with rape and pillage, if people were forced to become Christian.
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adding to the You Might Be MAGA List: #47: You can't tell you're a terrible dancer, actually
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe we can add a sign to the You Might Be MAGA List: #47: You can't tell you're a terrible dancer, actually
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"They said 80 is good for me, so taking 10 of the 386s must be the best! The biggest doses for me! I chew up all my aspirin and I can feel my platelets dissolving into dust! I'm gonna live forever!"
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You would think white men would look at what happened to Charlie Kirk before they went full Charlie Kirk
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"What can $500 be worth, Michael? One banana?"
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course he did. The police have never mentioned *exactly what* they were advertising for in their sting of Johns in an Ohio trailer park
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today Braiden Bell has learned an important lesson that the Internet is Forever, and if he doesn’t want to be accountable for statements he wouldn’t shout from a crowded street corner with a bullhorn, he probably shouldn’t post them. He definitely did not learn that lesson in the last 14 years.
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, that's exactly what defines the "Day 1" in "I'll lower prices on Day 1", but don't tell MAGA that
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who cares about feelings and emotional health when you can LARP everyday about living in the Matrix
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you remember when the GOP said it would be the End of America if we didn’t go to war to stop North Korea from getting a nuke? That was 20 years ago, by the way
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’ll never know because she’s signed NDAs for her silence in exchange for pocket change from him
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We always knew war criminals and their fan clubs were never going to choose democracy
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why the Cornell 7 were allowed to be the Cornell 7
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100% these parents believe their sweet little angel would never sexually assault someone. And 100% these same parents would try to sweep it under the rug or cover it up if they do
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop, Fox, it isn't possible for me to like Ms. Rachel any more than I already do Ms. Rachel For Universal Healthcare Ms. Rachel For Free School Lunches For Every Kid Ms. Rachel For Puppies For Everyone
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All that did was drive up the Grindr usage
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Republicans wanted to do "humane" lethal injections, there is one that exists that is simple to administer, prevents suffering, and is 100% effective. But cruelty is the point, so no, they won't ever use it.
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the mask is pulled and you realize your friend was the Scooby-Doo villain all along
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those aren’t A cups anymore
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The cult brainwashing is strong in that many GOP voters genuinely believe that excusing pedophiles is better than the alternative of the GREAT EVIL that is allowing anyone not GOP to be elected
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To simplify for dumb men: If you need a tangible reward to be a Good Guy, you're not a Good Guy. You're either developmentally a child, or you're just another dude looking out for #1
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Warhammer 40,000"
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What do Oscar voters really want from a movie star?" Looks like symmetrical white men with blue eyes and a strong jaw, to me
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like it's related to the news reports that Ken Paxton is running out of campaign funds. He's literally holding up a sign for the tech billionaires, "PLEASE BUY ME" www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
yahoo.com
Ken Paxton faces money crunch as James Talarico surges
Republicans are increasingly concerned that Paxton is falling behind Talarico in fundraising in the Texas Senate race.
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show me the picture of an old man ready to stroke out
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well that’s just what the right guy would say, isn’t it
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mamdani and Brad Reed would probably say *this* is why it's important for the left to frame things for normies. You build public injection sites and loudly proclaim 24/7 you're reducing crime. Which is Mamdani's point, it's not to play the blame game. The messaging is where leftists lose the plot
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And it can be organized quickly, too! Look how fast Mamdani turned out an army of snow shovelers in the largest city in America
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meanwhile the Department of Defense is giving idiot influencers aligned with Trump jobs and... *crickets*
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm seeing the "Donald J. Trump Lincoln Bedroom: Where The Magic Happens" (TM) in that gold paint covered cursive lettering
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heyyyy nothing to see here, just the US of A being stupid enough to make its agriculture reliant on *checks notes* ….Putin
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heat pump?
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Door #1: let Iran and their Houthi allies do what they want and continue to score victories in controlling trade and oil supplies Door #2: show US voters how much of a lapdog we are for the Saudi royal family and their billions of petrodollars while expanding a losing war and raising prices more
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is hilarious to see the faces of "working class Republican White Men" who have finally gotten to the end of the poem, after blithely listening to all the other parts over the years
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not all politicians selling out their neighbors are Republicans, but all Republicans are politicians selling out their neighbors.
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In 2028 we will (optimistically)
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For 50% of 'Murica it was all fun and games until they personally had their face eaten (or their bank account emptied)
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seems like a preview of the US in the next 12 years
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Worst Hobbit, really just the RFK Jr of the Tooks
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
...the only thing the GOP / Trump have left to talk about. They certainly can't run on how they've trashed the country, gone on a mass murder world tour or torn up the Constitution. Navel gazing about Twitch streamers only feeds the fire, because they will always find another wedge culture issue.
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Invanz @invanz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Piker has been in the news for a month and has barely moved the needle. Dems need to keep redirecting back to the real issues, like $7/gal diesel is going to wreck the US economy, if it's not already too late. Twitch streamers and other culture wars are a distraction from the real issues, and it's
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