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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈

@inuyoshie.bsky.social
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Writer, phlebotomist, full time ferret, connoisseur of fine vampire aus, unwell about fictional blonds, aged 30+ Minors DNI. TerrifiedAristocrat on AO3. Currently in the One Piece brain rot. They/them.

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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know it’s been a hot minute but happy #wipwednesday ! I couldn’t get this done in time for DofSan day but I persist! Sanji is gonna meet something interesting in the woods…
Dizziness washed over Sanji and he staggered off the path, nearly falling over only to be caught by something- it was invisible at first and for a brief moment Sanji thought he'd run into some net or gossamer cloth, only to focus his eyes and see the fine strings holding him up, gleaming silver in the waning sunlight. 

"Shit," Sanji muttered, pulling himself away from them only to get caught and stumble again, landing on the same web of threads. The thought of webs brought enormous spiders to mind, a thought that made Sanji's stomach cramp with terror. No bugs, please no bugs. He flailed, trying to get loose- it seemed the more he struggled, the further entangled he got. Furthermore, the terror in his stomach was mixing oddly with the strange haze of lust that had been gradually building as he'd wandered. Sanji kicked at the threads viciously. He needed out.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s been a moment since I’ve drawn Javier
A man with curly dark brown hair and brown skin with copper scales on it bends back in a camel yoga pose
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Related to previous post My Army
A picture of the front of a house with many sunflowers growing out of the front plot, some as tall as half of the window.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fem!Mihawk Waiting…
Female Mihawk Dracule from One Piece sitting nude on a red sofa with her arm hanging off the arm of the sofa.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lunch was really yummy! Hot honey hummus with SunChips and Dots pretzels (original flavor, so kinda garlicky) string cheese, dried apricots. The hummus is a little spicy but not too much.
A picture of Inu’s lunch: a partially eaten container of hummus, a bag of pretzel sticks, a string cheese, a bag of dried apricots, and a half finished cup of water
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Much needed Jazz time
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
To be short I make OCS for the live of the game
An anthropomorphic ferret with glasses saying “I love telling stories. OCs let me tell all kinds of stories, and it’s fun to make up a little guy and put them in a Situation (tm)”
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My favorite design is Danielle!!! I live drawing curly hair, and even though I rarely draw Danielle smiling I love drawing her. And writing her.
A curly haired woman with a prominant scar around her throat and a mole under her left eyeA sketch showing Danielle’s two disguises: her masculine form Dee Abra with her hair pulled back and a doctor’s coat in, and her feminine self with her hair down.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My favorite OC is Javier. Love me a grumpy scientist man.
A man with curly hair and prominent fangs. His eyes are lidded and he is blushing. Various portraits of Javier, a man with curly hair and black sclera
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My newest OC is Nadine, my bounty hunter turned strawhat who fights with a cello. She also plays the cello, but that’s when she’s not using it to clobber ppl.
A woman with curly hair, small glasses, a scarf tied around her neck and a boob window.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My first OC would probably be Jennesey, a half dragon OC I made up immediately after watching the anime Dragon 1/2 with my dad. I was really little then, I don’t remember how old. Younger than eight.
A dragon-like woman with horns and dragon wings blowing a tongue of flame
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This looks like fun!!!! I plan to draw my responses, get me back into doodling
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Been drawing this afternoon #onepiece #inuarts
A large canvas with various head shots of my oc Javier, Robin, Rosinante, Crocodile, Sanji, Law, Zoro, Mihawk and Doflamingo from One Piece. Close up of Law looking upsetClose up of Mihawk smiling softlyClose up of Sanji and Law, looking serious
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I will admit, I do like me some sex pollen … I should write it. I don’t think I ever have come to think of it.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Working on a littol Shanks/Law…. As a treat #wipwednesday
Standing before Law he kept an easy smile, like he knew fifty more secrets than Law did, and the ease frustrated him. 

And then it hit him. 

"What's an emperor of the sea doing here?" Law hissed, narrowing his eyes. Red-haired Shanks- although there were so many better body parts to immortalize than his hair like his thick hand, broad shoulders, defined pecs- tipped his head back and laughed. It was a deep kind of belly laugh, and Law felt his face heat up probably with fury. 

"Having a drink. Talking to a pretty face," he replied once his laugh settled. 

"What's so funny?" Law demanded. 

"The look on your face when you realized," Shanks replied. Law scowled, realizing a second later that Shanks had called him pretty, which he usually dislikes but coming from the emperor's drawling rasp, made his stomach clench. 

Now was not the time.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A little snackie from Culinary Miracles for #wipwednesday where Doflamingo is being So Normal about Sanji. #dofsan
Sanji's neck looked bare without Doflamingo's teeth in it, marking his scent glands and proving his ownership. He could just do it now but… he wanted to hear the delicious whine Sanji would make when he did it, feel Sanji clench around him and see him bare his throat in perfect submission.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Have a little treat for #wipwednesday from Culinary Miracles! No daydreaming in the kitchen Sanji smh. #dofsan #inuwrites
Do you like serving him?" Sabayon asked. The question was innocent, but the image it conjured ( Sanji on his knees with his king's cock filling his windpipe, fucking his mouth while huge hands gripped his hair so tight it made his eyes tear up-) was not. Sanji blinked at Sabayon, trying to think of an eloquent answer. 

"It's a job," he replied.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I missed wip Wednesday, so have a littol CrocSan for your troubles
Not too long later, Sanji Vinsmoke strode out, a flat and annoyed look on his face. In

Damn, he was pretty. 

His legs seemed to be miles long, emphasized by black skinny jeans masquerading as dress pants, golden blonde hair fluffed out with the slightest bit of curl to it. His one visible blue eye flashed with barely hidden ire, meticulously groomed facial hair shifting with the subtle sneer that crawled across his face. 

He'd look pretty in a flush, pretty with his face twisted in ecstasy, pretty in a well-fitted suit, pretty in nothing at all, sprawled on Crocodile's bed.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Recently I’ve been really liking these golfing shirts at wal-mart- they’re silky and cool and have fun patterns!!!!!
A person with short hair taking a selfie in front of a mirror. They are seeing a t shirt that transitions from seafoam green to dark blue with a lighter wave pattern overlaid on it.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Found in my job offers emails. Steams me immensely because even $20 is good fucking money. I doubt I’ll get that much where I’m working.
Screenshot that reads: Copywritwr-AI Trainer
DataAnnotation 4.1 stars
$20-$27 an hour
A bachelor’s degree (completed or in progress). Write high-quality answers when given specific prompts. Come up with diverse conversations over a range of…
The screenshot cuts off.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not all of em but a bunch of them+ what I’d recommend to a cute girl looking for some good animes komiko.app/anime-aura
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A snippet of some OC silliness. Buggy is fun to write.
“Of course you fucking are. Ok Mr. NuMetal, hand her over,” Buggy marched up to Law and scooped Miss. AliAbra up, ignoring the glare Law gave him. 
“That’s Dr. NuMetal to you, clown,” Law grumbled. Buggy waved a dismissive hand
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sanji in a corset? Sanji in a corset.
A drawing of Sanji in a navy blue corset with a hand in his hair. His eyes are closed and he’s smiling, smoking a cigarette
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
We’re going bold and wearing a binder to church but I cannot do girl today.
Selfie in a Hawaiian style shirt with hibiscus flowers, palm trees, and flamingos.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Im afraid I only read the first half of this as I was closing FB and did a double take
A Facebook notification reading “AFK Arena posted a new reel: “Check out Dracula- The Sanguine Queen in action:”
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
SANJI RUN HE’S INTERESTED IN YOUR NECK FOR OTHER REASONS happy #wipwednesday I’m pulling out another vampire au I can’t give em up. LawSan.
Sometimes it takes three tries to get something right," Law countered. Sanji huffed, counterarguments slipping through his teeth like dust as Law toyed with his hand some more. His hands were interesting- his skin darker than Sanji's with pale irregular patches on it, the word 'DEATH' inked onto the same fingers that reverently traced the pale veins that meandered across Sanji's hands.

"Considering I'm a part of a set of quadruplets…" Sanji finally muttered. Law blinked at him.

"So did your parents name you 'one, two, three, four?'" He asked.

"Yep," Sanji reached for his wine with his free hand and gulped it down, not missing how Law's attention was drawn to his throat. He couldn't help but smirk a little- he may have a nice evening after all, just not with the person he thought he would.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Happy #wipwednesday things in my omegaverse DofSan are heating up!
Doflamingo tugged Sanji flush against his chest and scented him, taking in his delicious sweet lemon scent, the lingering hints of kitchen and cheap cigarettes, faint traces of Mirepoix and some other alpha whose scent set Doflamingo's teeth on edge. That must be the new guy. Mirepoix was allowed to scent the kitchen staff- he was the top alpha in the kitchen and thus all the staff were his responsibility. But this stranger…

"Tell him to quit scenting you," Doflamingo ordered.

"I'd love to," Sanji sighed, seeming to relax in Doflamingo's hold which made something deep and animal within him purr with pleasure.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is the Doflamingo flavored energy drink btw. Tastes like the color pink. I feel like he’s either spike it with booze, extra stimulants, or both.
A picture of a Pink Slush flavored Alani Nu energy drink.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’m pulling out another bit of #CrocSan wip from a CrocSanDof I have buried in the back of my drafts… only the best for our birthday boy
Oi, I wasn’t done with that-“ Crocodile took in a mouthful of cigar smoke and cut off Sanji’s complaint by sealing his lips over the blond’s and exhaling. Sanji made a startled noise for a moment but melted into the other man’s touch, holding the smoke in his mouth for a moment before exhaling it slowly in a controlled stream.

“Better?” Crocodile parroted Sanji’s earlier question. Sanji nodded quickly.

“It’s got a deeper taste,” he murmured, running the tip of his tongue across his lower lip as if he was chasing the flavor. Crocodile brought his cigar to his lips and pulled in another mouthful, savoring the hungry look in Sanji’s eye just as much as the rich taste of the smoke on his tongue.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy birthday Sanji!!!! Have a little #CrocSan ! Someone’s gonna get bitten.
Yeah. You ripped my shirt," Sanji replied bluntly.

"You can buy a new one," Crocodile said blithely. Sanji bore his teeth in a sneer, glancing at the half-eaten ribeye on his plate, a meal that cost more than what Sanji made in four hours of work, not even counting the drinks and appetizer.

"Right. Can I get you a box?" Sanji asked. Crocodile considered him, eyes trailing down him in a way that Sanji wasn't used to, in a way he should have minded but…

"Yes, I'll take a box. I'll also take your number," Crocodile said smoothly. Sanji stared at him for a beat, flabbergasted by the fucking audacity-

"With all due respect, which is absolutely none, eat shit," Sanji said cheerfully. "I'll be back with your box,"
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Yoinking thiiiiiisss
Which of your fics would you recommend to someone new to your writing?
& Do you have a WIP you're working on right now? (Feel free to share!)
Do you like to respond to comments on fics?
Favorite fandom-accepted headcanon?
What a surprising thing you've learned while writing fanfiction?
Do you prefer to read the same tropes that you write? (Read angst/write angst, read romance but don't write romance, etc
Is there a fic you want to revisit/write more of?
How do you prefer to write: on a phone, computer, on paper, or something else?
-Have you written about a place (real or fake) that you would love to visit?
• What's an AU or plot bunny that seems too daunting to write, but you've thought about in great detail?
* What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?
What is your wildest headcanon?
What's your ideal writing setup?
Do you like to outline your fic first or create as you go?
& What helps you focus when you write?
What is your favorite fic that you've written?
Do you write for yourself, for others, or both?
Why did you start writing fanfic?
Which character is the toughest to write?
How often do you read your own fics?
• What inspires you and your writing?
Do you research for your fics?
What fics do you prefer on a scale of canon compliant to wildly original?
Do you often write about a relationship or focus on an individual? s it easier to write angst or fluff?
What sort of endings do you prefer to write: ambiguous, bad, happily ever after, etc?
How many WIPs do you currently have?
Does anyone beta read or edit your fics?
Is there a fanfic or fanfic writer you recommend?
What led to your interest in the fandom?
Are non-fandom friends aware that you write fanfic?
What is the most impactful lesson you've learned about writing?
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Happy #wipwednesday! I’m the next chapter of Culinary Miracles, Sanji’s in troooouble…can’t flirt your way out of this one loverboy!
Sanji jumped, turning to see an old woman standing behind him in the kitchen as if she belonged there, her hair silver and pulled back into a severe bun. Laughter lines spidered from eyes that watched him sharply, her nostrils flaring as she tried to scent him. Many did, few got anything from it. The wolfstooth tea did its work well.

Still, this was a lady, so Sanji bowed a little.

"Hello miss, is there something I can get for you?" He asked her politely. She raised a silver eyebrow.

"I'm not a miss, I'm an old lady. What kind of tea are you drinking, exactly?" She asked.

"Ah, just an herbal something-"

"Smells like wolfstooth." She said, just soft enough for Sanji to hear, but not loud enough for the kitchen staff to pick up on. Sanji froze, his stomach churning. Silence built between the two of them as Sanji's ears rang, as a sensation (not safe not safe not safe) rose in Sanji's throat, the urge to bare his teeth and back into a corner warring with the fact that this was a woman,…
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Zoro faces a new challenger #roranoazoro #gundam
A figure of Zoro facing a model GN-0000 Gundam as if to fight themThe Gundam facing the viewer, swords drawn
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
[wriggles with excitement] I know it’s not Wednesday but I’m just. !!!!! Themmm!!! This fic is chewing up my brain. #Dofsan
"Even in your boring kitchen uniform, you're a delight on the eyes,"

"I hope I bore you soon," Sanji grumbled.

"Ah, but if you do, I may snap your neck," Doflamingo replied lazily. "So keep it interesting, won't you?" He grinned at the oh so minute shiver that ran through Sanji at the threat, quickly covered up by a shrug.

"So then kill me. Your meals may be lukewarm until Mirepoix finds another sous chef though," he replied.

"So quick to throw your life away," Doflamingo tutted, no real threat in his voice. Even though he couldn't see Sanji's face, he could read his body language fairly well, the timbre of his voice, the faint fluctuations in his scent. The self-deprecation was intriguing for such a proud man.

"There are things I'll live for, and things I'll die for." Sanji turned to face Doflamingo , his awful tea cradled in one hand, visible eye staring right into Doflamingo's with the most delicious amount of steel.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Did some doodles today #op #inuarts
Portrait of Sanji. He is smoking, looking to the left, and looking pissed off
Portrait of Doflamingo. He is grinning and looking to the right.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It’s #wipwednesday ! I’m cooking up some DofSan, low and slow and extra saucy.
What are you doing in my kitchen?" Sanji snapped.

"Technically it's my kitchen, everything in this castle is mine," Doflamingo hummed, not moving from his place- if anything he crowded closer, picking up the scent of yeast and flour, and Sanji's own scent- tobacco, grapefruit, something spicy- ginger maybe? It was nice, heady, tickled something feral in the bottom of Doflamingo's stomach that made him want to swallow his little pinzón whole, crush his little bird bones under his teeth.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Doferretmingo
A photo of a champagne colored ferret on her back with her paws tucked in, a pair of pink cat-eye glasses digitally painted over her eyes
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It’s not wipwednesday anymore, but I’m slowly climbing back onto the writing wagon with some vampire LawSan
He had a leanness to him that reminded Sanji of a wild cat, a panther or leopard that wore hunger like a crown. Dark hair hung onto a sculpted face, masculine in its structure but alluring in his long lashes and the curve of his mouth. Gold eyes drew Sanji in, piercing, almost glowing in a funny trick of the dim bar light. The man held his gaze and for a moment the edges of reality grew fuzzy. Sanji's eyes dripped closed for a moment and once he opened them, the man was sitting next to him.

"Where's your date?" The man asked him.

"My…date?" Sanji repeated.

"You're all dressed up, but your only company so far has been two glasses of mediocre grape juice," the man clarified
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I may feel gross but my shirt is cute AND comfy
Short haired nb with glasses wearing a shirt that has three skeletons in cowboy gear. The shirt says ‘Let’s Go Ghouls’ in brown script
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My quest for citrus is successful! (Coworker peeled it for me)
A peeled tangerine split in half with a bonus segment in front of it, sitting on a Kleenex.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My most recent ferret doodle
Picture of a ferret lying flat with its tongue peeking out, next to a blanket
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I almost forgot it’s #wipwednesday have a little CrocSan… now that I’m done writing the smuts on this fic I can focus on these two circling each other with fangs bared
Sanji zipped out to serve Crocodile his fancy brandy, trying not to let his gaze linger on him. Just like with Mihawk, Sanji's gaze kept sliding over to the man, taking in a new detail each time- glittering black stones in each earlobe that may or may not be diamonds,his hand neatly manicured with a shine to his nails Sanji suspected was clear nail polish, subtle carvings into his gleaming hook that rested easily on the table but must weigh a ton. The worst part though, was the subtle smirk on his lips, and the way his eyes followed Sanji around the restaurant. Infuriating motherfucker-
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Another snackie, DofCora Flavor
Why do you think I'm lying?" Doflamingo asked, in between soft kisses along Rosinante's throat and collarbone, featherlight and sweet as sin. Rosi's blush was traveling down his throat, across his scarred chest- Doflamingo could kiss each scar, even the ones he caused. Especially the ones he caused.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s that time of the week again- #wipwednesday ! Have a little CrocSan pining… Sanji is SOOO mad he finds Crocodile hot, and he’s so real for that.
Motherfucker was handsome, not in the same ethereal beauty way Mihawk was, but in a rugged, handsome way. In a way that showed that the world had tried to eat him, and he survived. Something about the way Sanji's eyes lingered on his jaw, his throat, his massive hand- it pissed him off. How dare he. 

"Welcome to the Baratie, what can I get started for you?" He asked sweetly. 

"What brandies do you have?" Crocodile asked flatly. Sanji listed them, and Crocodile's lip curled. "Double Eagle, neat," Sanji's eyebrows shot up but he noted it- bougie ass bastard.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Sending you the Inu Love Blast
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Got a new shirt! I really like it.
A short haired NB wearing a patterned button up shirt. The shirt is dark blue with white cats, stars, and spirals on itClose up on the pattern- the cats have stars and crescent moons inside of them. Some are loafing, some are walking. The background is dark blue
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A year of writing Sanji…. Thank you for everyone who has joined me on my babbling- I’m having so much fun and look forward to another year of it! anisota.net/harvest/
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It’s #wipwednesday ! Enjoy a little bit of Mihawk Musing. Specifically about Sanji.
There was a new one in town, blond like that Donquixote but softer, more delicate. Definitely more withdrawn. At first blush he seemed human, the scent of salt and smoke and vanilla lingering under the smell of kitchen, tugging at Mihawk's senses. He would be an oddity among a harpy and a werewolf, but there was no denying the tug Mihawk felt as he spoke to the young man, drank in each freckle and burn scar on his upper arms, the tick in his jaw and the worn skin on his lower lip where blunt teeth worried the skin. 

And then Mihawk reached out and touched him, and the eyes, even the one mostly hidden by a curtain of bangs, turned solid black. His breathing and pulse stopped, which was dangerous, but there was definitely some untapped psychic energy crawling under Sanji's skin. Mihawk felt it under his fingertips, hungry like a smoldering fire. 

He wondered what Sanji saw.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
LIKE DAMN
Mihawk slipped in, nodding at Robin, who manned the desk. She nodded back and picked up the phone. 

"Mr. 0, you have a guest," she said calmly. "No, it's not. You'll like this one,"

"He's in a mood, hm?" Mihawk sighed. Honestly, what was he going to do with that man? Heaven deliver him from his high-strung subs.
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Inu (not a vampire) (come closer) 😈 @inuyoshie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I know it’s not #wipwednesday yet but tomorrow looks batshit so enjoy Mihawk giving Sanji his first bisexual crisis of many


"Sit," he said. Sanji blinked at him. The man glanced at Sanji from over the newspaper and nodded to the empty seat across from him. "Sit," he repeated. "You've had a long day,"

"And how do you know that?" Sanji demanded, that hot  feeling rising in his chest again. Indignation, he decided. Or he was just hungry. A package of peanut butter crackers several hours ago wasn't really cutting it. 

"I can see it in your eyes. Now sit, before your drink gets cold," the man lowered the newspaper and pointed, his tone leaving no room for argument. Sanji sighed, glancing around, and eased into the booth. No point in arguing. The customer was king after all-

"If Zeff catches me slacking-"

"He will not reprimand you. We're old friends," the man said, setting his newspaper down and taking a sip of his drink. He hummed, a soft sound of delight that made Sanji's stomach flip, made his mouth water for something unnamable he didn't understand. "Delicious,"
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