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@inunonaizo.bsky.social
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 19h
some people's prime political engagement is absorbing buzzwords and acting performatively hysterical, as opposed to interacting with the world around them, which i'm assuming is how you get people on here who post about inane shit like indie rock like they're larping paranoid schizophrenia
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what if you made a bet on what the lottery numbers could be on kalshi
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"sometimes you have to see both sides of the issue" well, when i tried looking into the other side, i was violently overcome by lovecraftian madness and horrors, so i'm good sticking over here
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you’re a toddler, it’s physically impossible to cough without having your mouth as wide open as possible, and you always have to sound like you have severe emphysema while coughing too
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
randomly had the thought "living is perfectly fine in moderation", and then immediately afterwards thought "what type of sub oscar wilde bullshit is this"
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jesus: do unto others as you would have them do unto you a disgusting little freak: Finally, just what I've been waiting to hear
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got so dehydrated that when i jerked off, i eventually ejaculated a cloud of dust
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
writers in the 1700s were crazyyyyyyyy
Jones swallowed a large mess of chicken, or rather cock,
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
some drivers when leaving a parking lot, instead of looking for an opening, will wait for all other cars to be completely erased from existence before turning onto a street
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
chipmunks have evolved enough to Run whenever a vehicle approaches, but not enough to append the word Away to the phrase, generally sprinting in whatever direction they're already facing, even if it's directly towards the oncoming hunk of metal
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love reading classics such as the decameron
"I'm telling you, my friend," he said, "the counsel Solomon gave me may yet prove good and true, for now it's perfectly clear to me that I didn't know how to beat my wife, and this muleteer has shown me just what I need to do."
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don't care that i get barely any likes on my posts; i keep posting because it's my job as a human being to keep filling the world with beauty and wonder
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a lot of streamers do streams where they're just out driving around and shit--i keep laughing thinking about a streamer playing and streaming video games while driving
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's crazy how many great musical geniuses were disabled in some way. beethoven went deaf, stevie wonder is blind, bob dylan's voice fuckin sucks,
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i think during the next nintendo direct, they should announce a new game for the switch 2 where there's no gameplay and nothing is actually displayed on the screen, but it heats up your console to dangerous levels that can cause severe burns
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
poptarts ceo, 18 hours into a meeting: c'mon, there's gotta be another way to eat poptarts! eat em out of the bag, toast em...c'mon, what else can we tell the public to do with poptarts? red-eyed worker about 5 seconds away from dying: i dunno, fuckin uhhh....stick em in the freezer?
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i am not a distracted driver; i always cause accidents on purpose and with clear, focused intent
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
tolstoy should've been more creative and named anna karenina something else besides the title of the book she happened to be in
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
billion dollar idea: multi-vitamin booze
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
how regularly exhausted was the original tucker
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
whiskey is a self-regulating alcoholic drink, because once you have a single shot of it you don’t want to have any more
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ordered a restaurant salad that straight up rewired the neurons in my brain, and now all of a sudden i think burgers are overrated
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i hate when supposed book nerds complain about older books being too wordy. if you like reading so much, then why are you complaining about having more words to read?
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
new phoebe bridgers is alright. it's got that "difficult" vibe where the artist wants to move past just recording "songs" and dumps a bunch of overdubs on everything so it all sounds too cluttered and unfocused--hard to say if it'll be a grower or not tho
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
jeopardy is a very anti-authoritarian show because, instead of answering questions, you question the answers
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
sex scenes in movies are like my beautiful wife: i love them
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it's crazy how nier and adventure time have basically the same backstory
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
havin an inflamed uvula is very high up on the list of afflictions that are probably not lethal but extremely annoying. i don't like havin to feel this shit floppin down on the back of my tongue 24/7
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
because X is the everything app!
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
if you want to get away with a crime, then just post a sign on your door that says "It is illegal to convict [your name] of crimes". and don't forget to add footnotes saying the sign is legally binding and that it is illegal to void it or contradict it in any fashion
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i left twitter cuz all the non-following posts on the discover feed were quote dunks against TheBasedRaceScientist posting a video of a black dude getting stabbed, where all the replies are from RobotJoe940025393 sayin "X is encapsulates the vibe.? -> Roasted!' 🤣🤣🤣"
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
maybe this is an album cover
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
imaginin some dude in the 1700s hearin about rising world tensions and getting paranoid that the entire world will get destroyed by cannonballs
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the name of the man who first bred the golden retriever is a cognitohazard
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
yo mama so annoying, they had to set aside a whole day every year to deal with her shit
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
had a dream where i not only woke up in my dream, but my normal alarm woke me up, which meant i was really freakin out for about a few seconds when i woke up for real a few minutes before my real alarm was supposed to go off
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“i didn’t care for any of the characters in this movie/book/game/etc” oh so caring isn’t just the natural baseline for you then
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
trying something out onemoremorning.bandcamp.com
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gaymes Bond
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
the solution to watching the ring video is to just watch it once a week so that your deathdate keeps getting reset
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
well, that was fun; see y'all again next time
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Easter? how about, uhh, Wester? like westerberg, paul westerberg of the replacements? idk i've got nuthin
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
i like the term "dogwhistle" cuz it implies that anyone who understands it and goes wild over it is a dog
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
referring to literally any activity i do as “giving it the ol’ suck n fuck”
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“i need your feet more than you do”? cameron winter a Freak
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
eating a star sandwich
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
says a lot about my personality that i near constantly have dreams where i‘m gonna be late for something i should’ve been at an hour ago, yet my in-dream reaction is always “Oops! oh, whatever, who gives a shit…..”
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
it's 0° out but it really feels like -20° out? Pure copium, dude. no need to jump thru all those silly mental hoops. just say that 0° feels like 0° like a normal person
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i have this cup filled with vinegar to lure and kill fruit flies in my house, and this morning, i spied two flies clearly getting it on on the rim of the cup that’s already filled with about a dozen dead fruit flies. this says a lot about society
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ouch! oww! yeeowch!! @inunonaizo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
a lot of people hate me, but fortunately i have a lot of supporters who describe me with the same words that one would a rabid dog. i am a good person
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