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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I substituted partridge for pheasant in my casserole and it was a game changer.

intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Me: I'm looking forward to going home for some comfort food after sustaining this football injury. Her: Toad in the hole? Me: Yeah, and it really hurts.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

[Ancient Greece] Mum: You've been looking at porn again! Son: No I haven't! Mum: YES YOU HAVE! The vases with the fornicating couples looks less dusty than the regular ones. Son: Damn! Betrayed by my browsing history.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I went to Poundland and bought a pound cake and it cost me £4. Make it make sense.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I don't know, that Kintsugi pottery isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

On my last annual medical the doctor hit me on the knee with a hammer and I kicked him in the balls. Nothing to do with reflexes, I just don't like the guy.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

It doesn't seem that long ago when looking up "anger" in the Thesaurus was all the rage.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Me: Are you still open? I need to get something for Smothering Sunday Assistant: Yes, we are. I think you meant to say Mothering Sunday. Me: Oh yes, haha. [pause] Where can I find pillows and pillowcases?

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I think my WhatsApp autosuggest needs recalibrating.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Apparently "gaslighting" is an underhand manipulation technique, and not, as I first thought, a parlour game involving flatulence, alcohol and a box matches.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I think we can all agree that we'd take the Harry Potter author's views more seriously if she wasn't called JK Rowling.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Agatha Christie novel: Murder on the Orient Express Pass-Agatha Christie novel: Hmm, I bet it's really nice driving through France at this time of year.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Just watching an old episode of eighties drama Fame, the one where Danny Amatullo weighs up auditioning for one of the Seven Dwarves in a local musical production.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Her: [mutters] You've made your bed, now lie in it. Me: I mean, usually you make your bed after you've been lying in it and you don't need to lie in it anymore. Her: I was talking to myself. Me: Why would you say that to yourself? Her: [looks directly at camera]

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Apparently, the Alphabet Group is suing anyone who uses googly eyes without their permission.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Groove is in the ... head / heart / feet Deee-lite as applicable

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Can we stop fat-shaming lies please. Lies come in all shapes and sizes and calling a particularly egregious falsehood "a big fat lie" is demeaning and unacceptable.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

DJ: And now, with their surprise hit, "Do what you want, little Susie, I don't care", it's the Whateverly Brothers.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

You can't call him Dick Van Dyke anymore, because of Woke.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I'm thinking of starting a niche magazine called Peer Review, where contributors talk about the number 1 they've just done.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll is all very well, but have you ever placed an 's' on a triple word score to pluralise your opponent's most recent turn?

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I went to see my doctor about the frostbite in my feet, but he refused to treat me because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Her: I need something to take the edge off Me: (smirking) How about a 10" silicon carbide bastard cut file? Her: Thanks. (takes the file and hits me on the arse with it) Me: (screaming) Her: Thanks, that really worked.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Schrodinger's Twat Experiment: Ask a right winger why they want the nation to go back to the Good Old Days, if The Past is a Foreign Country.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

To be forewarned is to be forearmed To be forearmed is to be a little too committed to Popeye's exercise regime

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I'm one of three people who has an actual office on my floor at work. Worried about noise pollution, I asked one of my co-workers if she can hear me when I'm on my zoom calls and she said only when you laugh and for some reason it felt like the most wonderful compliment.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

You can't call them fat balls anymore, because of woke.

A packet of "extra goodness" balls to put out for the birds in winter.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

If you want to drastically cut your calorie intake with no willpower required, I can heartily recommend tonsilitis.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Contrary to what all the folks keep saying on this site, I don't think I've got this.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Last night I kissed a chef and to be honest it wasn't the optimal experience you internet simps have built it up to be in your goo-goo eyed hero-worshipping posts.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Hitting my identical twin around the face with a tortilla just to feel something.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Being autistic is wishing that the person talking to you has an alt text button you can press that tells you what they really mean.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

They don't make scenes in action movies anymore where a drunk onlooker stares incredulously at a ridulously over the top car manoeuvre or stunt and then looks at his half finished bottle and has an epiphany why is that.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

[Mexico] Hombre: Hey man, can I pick your brain for a minute? Trotsky: Sure, I guess. What's your question? Hombre: Who said anything about questions? (reaches into backpack)

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I was trying to explain what precocious meant to my three year old and he just said "explain it to me like I'm five".

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Doctor: I think you have an acute case of face pareidolia. Me:

Uniqlo footsock insert that looks like a surprised face.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Q: What's a smurf's favourite dessert? A: Bleumange

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Have y'all read The Great Gatsby? It actually has a happy ending, if you know what I mean.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

WhatsApp now has an AI Assistant to help you with the bleeding obvious. I asked it to help me locate my unread messages and it suggested I look for my unread messages. 🙄

WhatsApp screenshot showing AI assistant suggesting I might want to check my unread messages.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I went to my library this morning. I opened the dictionary, tore out the entries for Who, What, Where and How, put them under my jacket and walked out. You're probably thinking why, but I'm taking no more questions.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I've just watched a live music video with the hashtag #whoremembers and I can't help see it as #whoremembers is that normal?

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Apparently you can't say the whole shebang now, because of woke.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Sleepless in Seattle is basically an 80s reboot of Play Misty for Me, except they ran out of money twenty minutes from the end of the movie. #sleeplessinseattle #playmistyforme #separatedatbirth

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Mate: So, what is the biggest red flag for you when you're dating? Me: Someone who thinks Febreze is a good idea. Mate: Me: That pretty much covers it, actually.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It's a little-known fact that politician Michael Foot nearly followed his father and five brothers into their family funeral directors business, which was called Six Feet Undertakers.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Winnie the Pooh has really let himself go.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." F. Scott Fitzgerald Me buying condoms with a three year shelf-life: 💪🏻😎✊🏻

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

It's Sunday and I'm stoked, by which I mean it feels like someone has been jabbing me with a poker and muttering for the last five minutes.

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intr0vert1go @intr0vert1go.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

People say "whoa" when they want to say "wow", but they've run out of w's.

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