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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what’s with these Homers dissing my Marge what do they Lisa Bart
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elden Ring also can be described this way but it is Too Hard for me lol so i never felt like i got to sink my teeth into it in the same way as Zelda
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
like, idk for sure if i’ll get into this game as much as Zelda because RPGs can be hard for me but this is a special game world. feels lovingly hand-crafted and carefully designed to reward discovery and experimentation. really the best kind of thing an open world can do!
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
before playing it i wrote Crimson Desert off as an overambitious game with an abundance of shallow content, but actually if you can look past the generic style and familiar systems, you’ll find the best-designed open world since Breath of the Wild
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grok, seize him. Grok, go meddle in the affairs of my enemies. Grok, I require amusements. Amuse me, Grok. Destroy Them.
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hi everyone! i’m julian, and my goal is to become one the bigger Most Followers Accounts on the website. this is to prove to myself that anything is possible. if you’re interested, help me by commenting below why you think I deserve to be a really Largest Profile that’s on there. if not, no worries!
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my body count?? i sure hope it does!! (starts making every number one after the other by contorting my body into shapes like a cartoon invertebrate)
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i wanna play the ocarina remake soooo bad i hope i can get a switch 2 one day
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“damn it. 9/11 is happening. fuck.” -me if my parents had taught me to talk earlier
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i’m like all the way on the Adults train. choo choo etc. maybe the definitive gen z comedy show so far. just wish that 13-22 episode seasons were the norm again
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
adults is so funny, the new season is so good
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and laughing really scary
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
that last guest was trouble Dean
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sexting an academic like “your body of work is absurd”
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i will start. lately i have been obsessed with Baby Steps and also Mirror’s Edge, two movement based games with vastly different paces. the former is one of the best games i’ve ever played, Elden Ring meets Getting Over It. the latter is pretty good too and very fun to speedrun
Baby Steps screenshotMirror’s Edge screenshot
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
mutual monday!! tell me your favorite game(s) to play right now or else
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad pointing a gun at you
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i hate his ass
Dean from Gilmore Girls with a red crossed circle over him
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this sounds promising
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
having trouble believing Olivia Rodrigo wasn’t one of the cool girls at that party
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
recorded a reddit video, hopefully will post it within the week!!! feeling pretty good about it
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sorry to Bother You (2018) dir. Boots Riley
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
from the twisted mind of Shawn Levy
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i know it’s comical how little setup there has been for Doomsday but i feel like people vastly overstate how serialized the MCU used to be. like that shit is held together with rubber bands and duct tape. only difference now is they don’t even bother with the duct tape
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
headcanon
an edited imessage screenshot with characters from Doctor Who

Kate Stewart:
Bigeneration.m4a
(Audio Recording • 5.1 MB)
“this is from The Doctor”
“They need to be hospitalized I think”

River Song:
“I am not playing that”
(Read)

Kate Stewart:
“I understand”
(typing indicator)
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i think if i met Spider-Man in real life i’d ask him if he’s seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i don’t like that my Google Home breathes in between sentences now
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the concept of putting on clothes so that nobody knows i am naked
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
money? never heard of it
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if i was born in the UK i would have made it my life’s goal to be the showrunner for Doctor Who. but since i am an American i have no ambitions or dreams of any kind
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
is Doctor Who back yet
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
why haven’t they made a million more games with chloe frozer and nadine ross
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
if New York is the big apple then what fruit is California? please think hard about this but do not tell me your answer.
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
probably a combination of nostalgia and the fact that the bad movies of yesteryear really do tend to be more interesting in the ways that they fail
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
a trend/formula i’ve noticed with Bad Movie Revisionism (which i am not immune to) is that mediocrity plus time equals charm
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(bursts into the room, out of breath) guys. turn on Doctor Who. it doesn't matter what episode
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
it feels bleak! especially ending on *that* note, like it just feels wrong
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
hey everyone. just hopping on here to say i am very upset about Doctor Who. hope everyone else is coping ok
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
leaving work saying “see you all a year from now haha” then five minutes later on the drive home going “FUCK I FUCKED IT FUCK FUCK”
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
thank you!!
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
it me birthday
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry
selfie of me smiling doing a peace sign
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
i think Baby Steps is one of the best games i’ve ever played. like genuinely some of the best open world level design i’ve ever seen and i can’t stop thinking about its movement system, how simple and silly it seems on the surface and how deep and rewarding it can actually be
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
fun fact: my halloween jack o’lantern (based on the monster from the video) makes a cameo appearance in this video!
screenshot from scott’s video, of the green ghost (colored purple instead) with my jack o’lantern photoshopped on topcropped photo of a jack o’lantern with a face carved to look like the mystery monster from Scott’s video, lit on the inside and sitting on top of the roof of my car
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
everyone go check out this video i edited for NerdSync!!!
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
edited a banger scooby doo video for nerdsync, looking forward to sharing whenever it goes live
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Heartbreaking: YouTube Video Vastly Overestimates Audience Familiarity With Recurring Bit
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i love my steam deck so much, it really is a special handheld. it’s like the kind of tech i fantasized about having as a kid
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Pennywise the clown visited me last night. I could tell that his heart wasn’t in it. We had an introspective conversation about mental health and then we talked about the Zelda timeline
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
every so often Windows will be like: oh, a photo? and how would you like to open that? the photos app, perhaps? ok, if you insist ;)
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Julian @internetjulian.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
burn victim: help me please me, an empath: are you mad at me
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