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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This one’s a rerun.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What the fuck is rare porn? Is he a groomer archeologist?
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’d be a samurai. Which didn’t work out for several reasons.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t really get Starbucks anymore, but I have found that most of the employees don’t care about the size names. Just tell the. You want their smallest/mediumest/biggest coffee and you’ll be fine.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every day I think about how much I miss the 2007-2014 internet.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a Nissan Altima, and a second Nissan Altima that I scavenged parts from when I crashed my Nissan Altima. Combined was less than a PS5 Pro.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t explain why, but extort feels the closest to a fan made design, which puts it tangentially related to the GDS.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so pumped for this stuff.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think about this all the time. There are so many cars. Ralph Nader may have saved more lives than any human on the planet in history.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Custodes is the army they were trying to sell to chaos knight players. “Big stat blocks go brrrr!” But we got war dogs and the golden bois got the stats.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Nye-er Au tomata.”
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’ll cost 2CP.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The terminator detachment might have the only 2CP strat I’ll ever use. -1 damage on a 2+/4++, 1- to hit, -1 to wound blob of 51 wounds might actually cause nerd rage table flips.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A 4th wound makes shooting pretty much any anti elite infantry into them awkward. It’s all either 3 or d6, so 2.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Put the yellow blob on the center objective. Get comfy, because they aren’t going anywhere. But for those points it better be near impossible to shift.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fists players are discussing the same thing with Lysander right now. I just don’t think above average shooting is worth trading in your hammers and extra wound. Not to mention Lysander hands out -1 to hit that’ll stack with cover. Then an ancient will give -1 to wound while on an objective.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s no way this isn’t satire. This seems far too coherent to be written by an actual scalper.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twice as many points as dollars!? If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the corner crying irradiated AdMech tears.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m having an allergic reaction to my deodorant. I need to find a new brand, because I don’t want to learn how to play yu-gi-oh.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did you see terminator rules today? I’m pumped up. Lysander and his hammer bros are going to be a menace I think.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone was playing Gladius anyway. I’m glad OOM is gone so GW can stop trying to balance the entire game around it.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I took a T Vault to Traverse City this weekend for a tournament. It’s hard as hell to hide and way less durable that it’s statline suggests. But once you hit the shooting phase, it fucks.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The tracking is super easy though. You make a parade.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you used to love the sims but hate the new owners, I would suggest just stealing a copy. You get a copy of the sims, and the ghouls don’t get money. But also check this out.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know it’s all a grift, but is there an actual market for it? How many of these basement dwelling losers is making worthwhile money crying about woke? Surely the market is already too oversaturated with stanky neckbeards offering unsolicited opinions.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And once the luxury car company gets away with it every other automotive manufacturer is going to point to it as permission to do it themselves. Then they’ll do another feature. And another.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BMW was planning to roll out a subscription service for heated seats. A hardware already in the seat being switched off with a paywall. Everyone (correctly) pitched such a fit that they backed down on the idea. But they’re just waiting for us to become apathetic to this sort of thing to try again.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m tired of redemption arcs. Let people just be shitty in media.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With a primal surge finish? This is incredible. I had a Reki deck that was pretty close to this. I might need to put it back together.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You love a good five footer to cleanse the palette.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was really looking forward to this one, but was doing family vacation stuff and couldn’t tune in. Could you maybe post a TL;DR on the King Gizzard takes? I finished the album, and I’m mostly just confused by it.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No, make it closer to what everyone’s already thinking.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I made my Rakdos Chainer deck a bar deck (no counters or tokens) and also old border only. It plays fine, the Innastrad remastered set added some much needed juice, but it’s clearly hamstrung by these stylish restrictions.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m not denying that hoof is the best in slot, but that the gameplay loop is similar. The Natural Orders and Chords of Calling are the issue not the overrun stapled to a guy. I typically don’t even run hoof, I prefer the decimator of provinces.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think the idea was that marking tutors as game changers and a reason to bracket upwards was supposed to take care of things like hoof. Hoof is the poster boy for the overrun that kills players, but I don’t think you can single it out without also marking big pig, and maybe even overrun itself.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You will find that unless it’s a minigun or a missile rack, nobody can tell tau weapons apart, you can just model what you think looks coolest.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I used to like colorless mana.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m so fucking sick of shit ai voices narrating shit ai ads for shit ai mobile games. For fucks sake it’s so tiring.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“We refuse to be silent.” We know, you stupid fuckers never shut up.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Calling it very average might be overselling it.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m going to start by saying that the last GTA I played was SA on the PlayStation 2. It was fun when I was 14. I do not get the 6 hype. And even if it’s the perfect game it’s never going to live up to a decade+ of gamer expectations.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I cannot think of a less threatening scenario than Jonah Hill threatening to fuck me up.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Her entire everything was clearly distilled in a series of focus group to be as inoffensive as possible, and it’s come all the way back around to being weirdly wrong. “Look at me, I’m a cookie cutter democrat, I do and say all the democrats things, please to not ask follow up questions.”
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’ve seen 10 ads for her today (more specifically 10 against Abdul, since she doesn’t seem to have any substance.) I’ve been on YouTube for less than an hour. I need this primary to be over, I can’t listen to it anymore.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m in Michigan and the Stevens ads are fucking constant. 3 in a commercial break minimum. Despite this, I haven’t heard a single thing she wants to do. Just that Abdul (correctly) called Whitmer a sellout.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh, I didn’t know Wolves had specific terminators. I thought they just had the wolf riders and a million named characters.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
30 Termies? My Last Wall Imperial Fists are so back!
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Your job sounds cool as hell.
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internetart.bsky.social @internetart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s like Balatro, but there’s a whale.
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