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Internet Simian

@internet-simian.bsky.social
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Almost obligate content consumer and facultative commentor. Usually lurking YouTube, Reddit, FB, Instagram and now I'm trying Twi- *coff coff* Bluesky Bv Post drawing stuff at DeviantArt. Maybe I'll share some here later Hablo Español 🇲🇽 and English too

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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, she DEFINITELY should
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CandiCane @candicane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Your work" An entire generation is going to grow up illiterate, unable to write anything, and deeply stupid, because they're encouraged to let some robot do all their studying for them. Writing takes practice. Reading takes practice. Learning takes practice. Easier doesnt always mean better.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
That struggle of posting art online.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Everything I do for a living is based on this. The things you find yourself pursuing as distractions from the things you think you're supposed to be pursuing might actually be your destiny.
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jam-orbital @jamorbital.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I think everyone who normally avoids posting about controversial topics should get an Opinion Purge. Once a year we get 12 hours to post whatever emotionally unhinged uninformed nonsense we want
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jam-orbital @jamorbital.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Lots of things that would be awful in real life can be fun or cathartic in an abstract fantasy context. People root for the killer in slasher movies, or think it's funny to run over pedestrians in GTA. It's okay. It's not real. But when it's porn everyone suddenly turns into a total idiot.
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
No 🗿
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Guardaré este post hasta haber probado el postre en cuestión 🗿
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them.

Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!”

Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.”

Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face.

Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
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Ⳙⲛ ⲏⳙⲙⳕⳑ𝖽ⲉ ⳏⲁⳏⲁ⳨ⲅⳕⲧⲁ 🍉🇵🇸😢💔 @yoxirli.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
JAVIER BARDEM SIEMPRE EN EL LADO CORRECTO 👏🏻👏🏻 #SiempreEnMiEquipo
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Forsty @forsty.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
i love drawing *explodes*
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Jaja, quite XD of your part... But no Twitter. That's the place. Twitter
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Btw, has any body seen AI-made Bigfoot or Yeti vlogs? That's one of the best (and few good) things brought by generative AI. Ever. youtu.be/szJEfm7uXyk?...
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The New Outdoor Boys
YouTube video by The World According to AI
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Me if religious fucks had the balls of spewing their putrid rubbish dogma of hatred and ignorance in public spaces instead of doing so behind their keyboards:
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I was expecting an insult. Interesting phrase
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Sarcasm is an invisible planet?! Wow! Never got taught that in school :v
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Funny how you just need to break some angles to turn kitchen environment into a spaceship.
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minus8 archive🔞 @chtkghk.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This includes the capitalists and corporations who put profit before advancement and exploit said engineers, scientists, etc turning their hard work and successes into commodities which are used to keep people in poverty and poor conditions.
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minus8 archive🔞 @chtkghk.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Many of us DO NOT deserve the technology, luxury and comfort that engineers, scientists and intelligent people haved bestowed upon us in first world countries. Anyone disdaining intelligence, science, progress, etc should be forced to live in pre-industrial society with all the suffering it entails.
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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girl 🩷💜💙 @fleshverse.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Lemonfont @lemonfont.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don't think voting with your wallet is conducive. It just allows rich idiots to dictate the outcome.
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bsb @blackshirtboy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Some more notes specifically about speech bubbles/balloons.
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
To be honest, the sight of tons of makeup in girls' faces had really twisted the image and concept of beauty of a lot of people. Wear it the least as possible. Let the crowd get used to the natural faces regardless of acné, black spots, freckles, etc
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Qué hermoso todo
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Técnicamente son paneles de yeso, contrachapados y triplay, pero sí, es rarisimo que usen materiales tan endebles para las viviendas habiendo estandarizado cosas como los blocks de concreto, las vigas de acero, polines, etc para la construcción de edificios
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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Ser adulto es mantener buenas relaciones diplomáticas con gente que no te importa una chingada
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Lucy 🇺🇲🇺🇦🐾♿️💙 @juice2024.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
🇺🇲
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Looks like someone is into prey and hunter dynamics
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Más cagadas de este señor (pero en inglés) youtu.be/f0bLKef5yIU?...
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Trump refuses to rule out military force to seize Greenland and Panama | BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Cierto pelele patético de color naranja salió a parlotear estupideces como de costumbre: youtu.be/b52BabDJ9rE?...
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¿Trump le puede cambiar el nombre al Golfo de México?
YouTube video by MILENIO
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Chrome has a big rack, in my opinion
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Part 4 out of... I don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of my venecian-style cities created in Townscaper back in november 2022
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Ay Deos!! Todo se ve tan delicioso!!
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I'll leave these with no context whatsoever. But has become one of my favourite phrases of all time
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
About two years ago, I didn't know that skin bleaching exists. And when I discovered that a lot of dark skinned people (mostly women) subject themselves to that process, I ended up confused and sad :/
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Amé la frase. Tenía que compartirla
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Wasn't it's beginning?
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I haven't totally learnt this lesson yet, but I'm confident that I'm in the way. Won't harm to share this, I guess youtu.be/LtzT-tH3tyA?...
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No wonder there’s a loneliness epidemic… - Nicque Marina
YouTube video by Nicque Marina
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It's very hard to do, though :/
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is the voice of DAVID DRAIMAN from the band Disturbed. So haunting and beautiful
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
In some circles, we have the theory that Sony is twiching and raging in fury over this victory, for it shows that this kind of games are better that the micro-transaction DLC disasters they'd like to create. They're suffering from success
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Te sentiste Layton en la vida real? O más bien como si estuvieras en 999
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I have rarely done isolation exercises in the calves, unlike what I've done to work out forearms. But I think I've found the perfect way to train them in the near future youtu.be/i9y8wmLYyXc?...
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This Is Why You Have Small Calves According to Science (And what to do about it)
YouTube video by eugene teo
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Internet Simian @internet-simian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Deberías subir el clip de cuando Mármol te muerde a media partida de Baldur's Gate jajaja. Que sabemos que no se veía en pantalla, pero se escuchó muy gracioso xD
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Arinn Sinncubus @arinn-sinncubus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
When someone posts artwork without mentioning the artist, and ya spend the next 15 minutes going full CSI on reverse search to find the original artist😉
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Alt: An animated GIF showing a CSI woman typing rapidly into a computer with a determined and focused look on her face, whilst she speaks to her colleague who is seated next to her. They are both facing a computer screen.
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