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Uncle Geoff

@internet-inspired.com
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Frontend Engineer, building accessible, ethical & user-first websites for charities, schools and arts & culture orgs. European Inside™ #FreePalestine #SlavaUkraïni #CraftCms #OneWeb #Ethical #a11y #ux

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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 09/09/2026
It’s pizza night!
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 21/08/2026
My route home tonight featured a spooky plum tunnel!
It is late at night, dark and illuminated only by head torch. A country footpath runs between, and beneath, plum trees. In torchlight, it looks like a mine shaft! The trees are well set with fruit, though less bountiful than is the norm. The exceptionally dry summer is evident in the dusty earth, and parched undergrowth.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 13/08/2026
Oooh baby, do you know what that’s worth? They say Devon is a place on earth!
A view across the beach, to the sea. The fore is dominated by the red sand typical of south Devon, a cockle shel, the inside  painted with flowers, lies on the sand. In the distance Ness Head rises from the sea.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 12/08/2026
Solar eclipse? We’re ready!
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 26/07/2026
Inside, it was like a museum piece.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 26/07/2026
Anyone else explore a creepy, abandoned, Cold War bunker this weekend?
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 15/07/2026
Why would anyone choose to cycle in a gym? Most of us have green space nearby, often closer the the gym! Go explore it.
A view across open pasture, flood plains for the nearby river. The setting sun is low, orange and still incredibly hot.A view across a field of corn, the setting sun, in a clear sky, is nearly touching the horizon. To the right a rough dirt footpath that tonight serves as a cycle path, propelling the rider towards the setting sun.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 05/07/2026
Upgraded the beast to bigly rubber this weekend. Wish I’d done it sooner! Easy suspension upgrade, rides great👌 #newTyreDay #bikeLife #fairlight #gravel #bicycle #steelIsReal
The fork of gravel bike, fitted with Manything cages and Hope wheels sporting new Continental Race King  tyres; 29x2.2”. 

This is the biggest tyre it’s possible to fit on this bike, a Fairlight Secan 3.0.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 26/06/2026
Happy with the progress so far, looking forward to the grand finale!
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 23/06/2026
And, 30 seconds ago, this. Though I do feel bad as I separated a group, so they had to dash off in opposite directions. There was much sproinking
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 23/06/2026
And got to watch this instead.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 23/06/2026
It’s just about cool enough to walk to the supermarket, at 20:40! It’s a lovely evening to be fair, if a little melty!
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 31/05/2026
May has been a good month, for me, for #cycling. It’s been wonderful!! What an adventure. #gravel #singletrack #steelisreal #adventures
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 22/05/2026
Got some new charcoal, the good shit. It smells great!
Large logs of charcoal stacked in a cardboard box. No shards, no dust, just logs.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 28/03/2026
Today was a good day. #bikesky #cycling #steelisreal
A pearlescent blue steel gravel bike, with a single pannier leans against a bench  overlooking a wetland habitat, with a small lake surrounded by reed bed. The skies are mostly clear blue, with a handful of small cumulus visible in the distance, beyond the lake, just above the horizon.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 19/03/2026
There’s worse commutes I think. Afternoon rush hour and zero traffic on one of the fastest routes out of the city! Perfect. 👌 #bikesky #spring #gravel #adventure #commuting
The sun is descending in the sky, above a wide bend on a large river. The sun reflects off the river water. This is spring, the sun has returned! 🙌
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 16/03/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Overhead, branches of an ancient oak overhang a scene from a Jurassic coast. Headland after red, sandy, headland, jutting into a sea, and being eaten away with every tide.

In this place, the sea is winning the war against the land.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 01/03/2026
Seriously Apple, this is an unknown word to you? Welcome to censorship 2026 style.
Screen shot showing Apples predictive text (current iOS) placing scare quotes around the word “unredacted” indicating this is an unknown word.

Welcome to censorship 2026 style.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 20/02/2026
Buenas noches amigos!
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 19/02/2026
Morning South Devon! Surprisingly good waves today.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 24/01/2026
But what a day!
A rdouble ainbow dominates the shot, arcing over a wild, stormy sea that is crashing against the sea wall.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 24/01/2026
Good morning Devon!
Huge wave crashing over the promenade, in front of of the shattered Victorian pier
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 21/01/2026
Personally a huge MSR fan, but I recently saw the bike packing specific Big Agnes tent around 1/2 price, which makes it a great option, IMHO.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 19/01/2026
Achievement unlocked! 🚀 #craftcms #webperf #a11y #seo #ux
Screenshot of PageSpeed Insights result for my website, on mobile devices, showing a perfect score: 

Performance:  100
Accessibility: 100
Best practices : 100
SEO: 100Screenshot of PageSpeed Insights result for my website, on desktop devices, showing a perfect score: 

Performance:  100
Accessibility: 100
Best practices : 100
SEO: 100
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 15/01/2026
All #craftcms sites are now running on PHP 8.5! 🚀
Screenshot of the ploi.io  dashboard showing that PHP 8.5 is the only version installed on the server.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 03/01/2026
Gotta have the spares in stock, just in case! I’m riding a Secan 3, I was sorely tempted by the Faran.
A pearlescent blue gravel bike leans against a bench, standing in a field of short grass, overlooking a large river. The setting sun’s lights illuminates the scene. The far bank of the river features a low bluff, with a handful of bare trees. It is winter, in England.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 30/11/2025
Finally found a break in the rain long enough to get out on the bike! Cold, but fun!
A steel gravel bike leans against a bench at the side of a towpath. The sun is shining, with blue skies punctuated by the odd cloud.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 27/11/2025
Getting close! #webdev #webperf #craftcms
Screenshot of Google's Page Speed Insights showing a score of 97-100-100-100 on mobile for https://internet-inspired.com
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 26/11/2025
Today's best Ai nonsense, I properly lol'd! #webdev #iykyk
Screenshot of VSCode showing the main html element with the class 'i_like_tim_van-damme'. 

Copilot suggests changing that to 'i_like_tim_van-dammes_movies'! 

:rofl:
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 20/11/2025
It's defo a Cloudflare issue! 😂
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 20/11/2025
@harryfk.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Hello Harry, just a quick one to let you know that I got an error trying to subscribe to the Villager's Dispatch…
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 14/11/2025
I hate this weather! It’s pissing down outside. I just want to get out and ride!!
A blue gravel bike, with pannier rack, a single bag on the far side, two bottles in cages, and a pair of gloves hanging from the crossbar, leans against a guard rail for a towpath that runs alongside a large river. The bike stands in shadow of a railway bridge running overhead, across the river on a Victorian iron bridge.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 19/10/2025
The weather was a bit shit today, lots of rain, but that didn’t stop the #freedom machine!! #cycling saves lives.
A steel gravel bike leans against the guard rail of the tow path that passes beneath a Victorian railway bridge crossing a large river. In the background are trees and open land.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 15/10/2025
The #Bicycle, the original Freedom machine! Health and mental benefits aside, this thing is incredibly efficient. I reckon 30-40km per Scotch Egg!!
Two steel gravel bikes, with racks and panniers lean against a steel gate at the side of a quiet country lane. In the background, but still dominating the scene, is a broad mature oak that is filtering and scattering light from the low afternoon sun.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 23/09/2025
Managed to get out on my bicycle today. Today was a good day.
An iridescent powder blue gravel bike, with King Cages on the forks, a blue hydroflask bottle in a cage on the down tube, and a blue pannier bag, on the drivetrain side, leans against a bench at the side of a large river, surrounded by a mix of open fields and woodland 
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 23/09/2025
At this time of year we’re literally overrun with wave after wave of undocumented migrants. Our fields, our rivers, the skies!! It’s as if they just don’t care about our ‘sacred sovereignty’!
Hundreds of migratory birds find a nights refuge, floating in the calm water at a bend of the river Trent, as dusk falls.A large flock of migratory birds are clustered along a narrow sandy shoreline of a large river, the safest place they can find to catch some sleep.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 19/09/2025
Cancel #Disney? Easiest decision this week!
Confirmation screen in iOS confirming the cancellation of my Disney+Premium account, saving me £129.99yr.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 14/09/2025
Yo @bsky.app what dis?
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 14/09/2025
My family: Why are you running cables, WiFi is mostly OK!? Me:
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 10/09/2025
Not floody in Colorado…
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 10/09/2025
Floody in Miami too…
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 09/09/2025
2TB, 7,100MB/s read speed. £99! 🤯
A Crucial Gen4 NVMe 2280 M.2 SSD laying next to an Apple trackpad, and Apple Watch charging cable, on an oak desktop. The drive is shorter than the shortest side of the trackpad, and about the width of the magnetic connector on the Watch cable.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 01/08/2025
My best means of escape! I’ve truly fallen in love with her. 😍 #cycling #bikepacking #singletrack
A pearlescent blue bike, with a planner rack, leans against a wooden fence at the edge of a field, overlooking a woodland are that the setting sun is just sinking behind.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 01/08/2025
I’m not sure about these new Google Search Console ‘insights’. This doesn’t seem right…
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 30/07/2025
Just trying to buy something from jobesports.com, can I? Hell no. I’m a frontend developer, >20yrs in this game, with an iPhone 15 Pro, and I’ve tried 3 browsers. Is the problem me? Again, no.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 20/07/2025
Halcyon days.
A view across a field of grass, the sun just about to dip below the tree line on the horizon. In the foreground a pearlescent blue gravel bike, with fork cages and a pannier rack lies on its side, in the grass, glittering in the sun light.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 12/07/2025
New Mac Day!!
A hand holding a boxed Mac Mini, in front of a Thunderbolt display on a wooden desk.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 30/06/2025
First day of not riding in a week, after bike packing in The Netherlands, and I can’t wait to do it again!! The new Secan rode like a dream. Very happy with my choice of bike!
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 18/06/2025
New Bike Day!! Could not be happier! Absolutely love my new #Fairlight Secan!👌 #NBD #SteelIsReal
A light pearlescent blue gravel bike is propped against a wooden fence, at the side of a large river.
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Uncle Geoff @internet-inspired.com · 14/06/2025
I’ve never understood why anyone would go to a gym to ride a bike! Amid every city, every neighbourhood, there are places of beauty and tranquility…
A view from the riverside track, a tow path in former years, under the shade of mature oaks, looking across the river.
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