Jozya/Critter🏳️⚧️ΘΔ🔞
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2-for-1 dino deal 20 years old actual irl dilophosaurus freakazoid🔞🔞🔞 (that means no minors) read my pinned post
2-for-1 dino deal 20 years old actual irl dilophosaurus freakazoid🔞🔞🔞 (that means no minors) read my pinned post
![Huge feral dilophosaurus showing off all kinds of hole and backsack, making Seductive Creature Noises (trademark pending) at her handler, who is contemplating the impending loss of her job at Jurassic Park.
Her thought bubble reads:
"for the love of GOD do NOT lick her asshole. you are going to get SO fired if you lick her asshole or kiss all over her fat fucking nuts or make out with her knot or- OH MY GOD STOP THINKING ABOUT HER GIGANTIC COCK AND HOW FFUCKING[sic] HOT IT WOULD BE TO BEND OVER AND LET HER TAKE YOU RIGHT NOW.
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god fucking damnit I need that thing inside me. fuck it, let's do this."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccpkslebktdoxncykwhzherj/bafkreia3d5la5gadtarxtxcgpnx4tj2gtapoihbdnj5upv6xpnsmnn2o7i)
![(excerpt from Foolish David's Lost Proposal on the SCP Wiki)
CRISPINJUNIOR.AIC: IS THERE A GOD
Seibold: Crispin Junior, are you ready to grab your little camera and take us on a guided tour of-
CRISPINJUNIOR.AIC: ANSWER THE QUESTION IS THERE A GOD
Seibold: Uh...
Hakim: Yes. There is a God, He is good, and the dinosaurs are His most favorite creation.
CRISPINJUNIOR.AIC: IS GOD PURPLE
Hakim: That... I'm not sure of.
CRISPINJUNIOR.AIC: YOU DON'T *FUCKING* UNDERSTAND MAN I *NEED* GOD TO BE PURPLE FOR SOME REASON
Carson: He's green.
CRISPINJUNIOR.AIC: SELF-TERMINATING
[The archaeopteryx falls over, unresponsive.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccpkslebktdoxncykwhzherj/bafkreicittvjqjqslidnfoz7g75svjmqllhkqcixz53re53tauebny5npm)
![[A UN soldier with a bulky device labelled 'HYPOSTATIC INTERFACE' completely covering his face and a cool blade attached to his left arm. Attached is part of a document produced by an organization called the "Global Defense Council," the logo of which is a cross formed from a compass rose flanked by a pair of four-pointed stars.]
"The realities of warfare against the Archonic threat faced by UNGDC in Europe and elsewhere has proven one thing: mankind is not equipped to face an enemy of this magnitude. The tactical successes achieved by the Threat are believed to be a result of their collective consciousness' access to near-unlimited information and past experience, and its ability to coordinate the actions of individual instances with perfect precision.
To defeat the Threat, we must close this information gap at any cost.
Project Copperhead, an initiative spearheaded by the United States' Defense Advanced Paranormal Research Agency (DAPRA,) is our answer. Through the implantation of a 'hypostatic interface' utilizing [redacted] in tandem with several tested and novel methods of [redacted], Copperhead troops are granted a 'limited omniscience,' allowing them to predict the Threat's next moves with upwards of 98.8% accuracy. Additionally, via a [redacted], the Copperheads can act with perfect unit cohesion. Preliminary field trials have been deemed a success, and full-scale production is expected within the month.
While we have been made aware of some ethical concerns regarding the [redacted] during the process of Copperhead[...]"
The article trails off into white void. A blurb reads:
"Additional text withheld for brevity. Please contact your Department Head if you require access to this material."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccpkslebktdoxncykwhzherj/bafkreigtdjzv6czmy4bghkarpxnjkhowlv3v4g4bm4okvkm62wixiddrvm)
