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Oh that sound in the background? No it's not sandpaper, it's my ghost writer working on my autobiography

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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
guess who got the bluey light projector pillow pet
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Shipped my plants at the all of garden. Relax, it's called GARDENINg humor
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
When the tariffs hit your autistic special interest 🫠
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Yo mama so early, the WORM got HER. I'm so sorry, there was nothing we could do to stop it.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Rumors of my death are exaggerated. I simply went on a Nubbys Number Factory binge these past few weeks.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
guys the frogs in the cute little glass boxes at the zoo are NOT free to take apperently now I need 30k in bail
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My stupid dumb ugly mom keeps grounding me but she doesn't know i always got bed cheese 😏
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Me: I wish there was someplace I could smoke weed and eat my mcnuggies without my mom yelling at me to get a job fishing aisle at local big box retailer that used to be a Sears: hey
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Not enough imodium on earth to help me deal with ur shit
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
a guy in a mario costume in Times Square told me u can smoke nicotine with ZERO health issues if u pinch ur nose when u take a drag
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
What do you mean the femboy impregnator didn't work? Keep trying until it gives results !
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the joker but all he does is sneak into the batcave and shakes all of Bruce's soda cans and no matter what convoluted trap Bruce sets, joker always looneytoons his way around it
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
making multiple accounts on various sites to hijack different content algorithm groups
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fortnite Foreclosure
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fortnite Fenderbender ugh....
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Why do they make batteries look so chewable
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The ghost that haunts my house keeps throwing my toothbrush into the toilet when I sleep
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
How was i supposed to know wearing a coffee filter as a hat is punishable by 7 days in jail
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Society really messed up when we decided oversized gangster SpongeBob tshirts weren't cool
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Feel like as a society we should appreciate USB more
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SafariMonkey @safarimonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@intelgaming.bsky.social I messaged Librarian yesterday and he confirmed that he did have a Bluesky, and also posted this: x.com/NorthernIion... . Since your squatting account @northerniionlp.bsky.social has more followers at this point maybe you could advertise it from there?
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
look at this #bug what do i name him
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I don't need to drink water i need to eat drywall
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
No no, it's true. Angry Birds really was a psyop
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
As a kid I was sent home from a classmates birthday party because I refused to drink anything unless it was in a bowl placed on the floor and all the other kids ignored the birthday girl to play kitty cat with me.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Don't meet your heroes. ESPECIALLY if ur hero is a super hero because that means ur in real deep shit
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You want someone who can come up with solutions on the Fly? Wrong. You want me. Born on the shit pile, gearing up for a summit while your Fly is still a maggot wriggling in yesterday's trash bag.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This one ghost in my house keeps messing with me when I'm asleep by blowing air into my ears so my dreams are interrupted by hurricanes
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Missed connection: you were a barista at a neighboring town's only coffee shop. I was the person making 14 separate pickup orders online because I kept forgetting to change my location when checking out
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Need everyone to speak louder and be more straightforward when talking to me. And no i will not do the same
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Im struggling to write a post about Beyblade Earth Theory but I can't think of anything funny so just picture it in your head and thank me later for planting that mind seed
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Do white boys make comedy sketch groups anymore
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Chess would be so much better if they added a fishing mechanic
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
No I'm not a gamer. This is just how I smell. Also I'm depressed.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Don't know who needs to hear this, but they are real. Keep hunting them. You're so close to getting proof.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Love how mushrooms just kinda look like that
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Kids don't collect bugs at recess and let them loose in math class anymore.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I can't call 911 in emergencies. What if the operator tells me their name and I forget it, I'd literally die from embarrassment
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My cousin saw me puff out my cheeks one time at the new years party and now all 37 of my brothers are calling me "Froggy"
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Leave ur home. Walk north and don't stop until you hit water. He will be there waiting for you
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Santa doesn't leave coal. Cause the woke. Good for him. Good for him....
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Why don't they warn you that you start growing feathers in your mid 20s ????
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
See that's the difference between you and me. You see with your eyes, but I observe with my thousands of tiny hair like feelers all over my body.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
what if the drones are just the friends we made alon- [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
another Monday in the content mines. Hard work but need to do it to feed my child.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Time zones are crazy like it's always Wednesday somewhere???
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
really messed up that my bones are wet. dry as a bone? yeah right.
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Slug vs Worm discourse in my backyard goes hard
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
dont trust people who wear socks to bed. why are u hiding ur toes....? creature..??
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intel @intelgaming.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hey guys, I'm going to run out real quick. Don't touch the glass of milk in my room
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