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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Love me. Love me?” Pick a lane, psycho. You can’t act like the world’s biggest asshole 24/7 and then cry because nobody says nice things about you. That’s not how reality works.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m going to guess that Trump Intelligence didn’t make it past the first round.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Before we begin negotiations I would like to remind everyone that failure to agree to our terms will mean the end of everything you hold dear. Now who wants cake?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In ten years or maybe 10 months someone will hack into whatever they will decide to call it so that no laws are broken and the results will be disastrous for the world’s population. No one will be accountable and no one will be surprised The question is will AI prevent this or just make it possible?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So now Trump is promising $5K if the GOP wins the midterms? Why I’m so old I remember Trump promising “..if you vote for me you’ll never have to vote again!” I know. That was back when you could go to Niagara Falls without risking a side trip to El Salvador.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m not a statistician but how hard would it be to devise a system where the people counting the votes don’t know whose votes they’re counting? Apologies in advance if this is a stupid question but who’s going to cheat if cheating could be helping the other side?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Chief Justice Roberts says Trump Ballroom project likely illegal. If only we had an authority on the Constitutionality of the president’s actions. Maybe an expert who could share his opinion. Crazy, I know.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If enough of us get together we can pass a resolution renaming the president FAT DONNIE. Pretty sure most Canadians would be on board.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The honorable John Roberts has sided with conservatives concerned that the country is under threat from radical disco hordes that can only be defeated by an “national emergency” ballroom. KC and the Sunshine Band is our only hope.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trump calls the “Emergency Ballroom” a military complex so as not to be confused with the “Pentagon” which is just a military complex that doesn’t really do anything except function as the command and control center of the largest military in the history of the world……
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is the Government Accountability Office in charge of tabulating the number of reasons Trump has rolled out for why he needs an Emergency Ballroom? Are we under imminent threat of a resurgence of the tango? It was originally rolled out as a long needed entertainment space. Emergency entertainment?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Will someone please remind Andy Beshear that he’s the Governor of Kentucky.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are “Bait planers” the new “J-Sixers”? Do they get their own slush fund?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trump: “If I make everything liberals do criminal then they will be as criminal as me. Genius!!” “But sir….” Trump: “Okay..okay. We’ll leave it as it is for now.”
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Growing up there was a joke cycle where the punch line was some variation of “Everything’s bigger in Texas.” I feel like there’s a real missed opportunity here regarding John Cornyn and his recent observation that “There’s nothing we could do to rein him in.” So, biggest? In Texas? Ted Cruz? Anyone?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The world’s wealthiest assholes are spending the money they stole from you to purchase all the remaining resources and by that I mean the stuff that they couldn’t steal from poor countries using your tax dollar-supported military. The media would be sounding the alarm but they’re paid not to.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Once again the current administration casually fans the flames in the Middle East. After threatening Iran with “total obliteration” for their pursuit of nuclear weapons they make a deal with Saudi Arabia. And for approximately the bazillionth time no one asks “Why?” Could it be more obvious? Money.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank, publishes an incomplete database of voter fraud cases brought by prosecutors since 1979. As of November 2023, there were 1,465 proven cases of voter fraud listed in 44 years, an average of 33 cases per year. - Wikipedia What the actual fuck?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Suspiciously absent from the president’s address on voter integrity - no mention of the famous Russia Russia Russia Hoax? For eight long years we heard about this freaking “HOAX!” Now that it’s become politically expedient to have Americans believe that voting has been manipulated who’s hoaxing who?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Donald J. Trump would have you believe that the same system that put him in power twice is corrupt on a massive scale. If this were true he is the last person who would point it out. If it were true he must immediately step down.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He forgot the most important component. Honesty. Without honesty there is no trust. The president thinks we should have trust in the system. Without honesty. Without truth.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In response to questions surrounding Trump’s recent landscaping missteps: “I know more about grass than any human being,” Trump recently boasted. Paging Willie Nelson.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Things you need when accusing the system of being rigged: 1. a team of competent lawyers 2. a friendly judge or two 3. evidence Sixty cases lost or thrown out and we have this ONE guy who's just going to head-butt reality until every one plays along. Fuck that.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Imagine what they might accomplish if the current administration didn’t waste all of our time and tax dollars trying to find ways around the laws that have already been written using our time and tax dollars by people who actually know what they’re doing.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Boycott CBS.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Trump has his statue of gold. A monument to greed. I support this. I think everyone who crosses that threshold and becomes a billionaire should automatically get a statue of gold. Like a scarlet letter. And every time they crash the economy we should demand a pound of flesh and a pound of gold.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What’s the CIA up to now that the FBI is busy investigating the FBI?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The kids playing army with a trillion dollar budget want to build a fort with your tax dollars. It's going to be totally gnarly man. Most of it will be underground so we'll never know how big it is. They were going to make the tech bros. pay for it but it's so much easier to just rob the poor.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Here’s a thought: When Chuckles The Clown puts his phone in his pocket and steps up to the microphone the way late night TV comics have done since the days of Jack Parr. When the loudest and most offensive celebrity wannabe steps out onto the stage and tells a joke that punches up for once…
When will ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Secretary of Energy, Chris Right, says that we can go ahead and open the Gulf of Hormuz without clearing the mines. Great news for the advertising department at Polymarket.
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Y'all know what to do with this one...😎
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I hope the US military doesn’t run out of ammunition as quickly as Pete Hegseth ran out of cliches.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump posted an image of himself as Jesus. He removed it when it was pointed out that it was offensive to Christians. Is it any surprise that Trump did not recognize the Jesus in his post? Two Corinthians.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Amazing. I was in middle school when Apollo 11 mission captured the world’s attention. Just a few weeks later Woodstock would prove that half a million people could gather to celebrate peace, love, and music. It was magical. Like we were on the verge of taking a step in the right direction…
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So I think it’s time to update the list of people that Trump hasn’t insulted, pissed off or threatened. 1. Vladimir Putin. 2. Stephen Miller. 3. Benjamin Netanyahu
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How is this substantially different from Trump’s rhetoric on January 6? In a moment fraught with anger and violence the one guy who’s entrusted with leadership sows the seeds of chaos. “How can I use this anger and mistrust to my own benefit? How can I use the suffering of others to help my cause?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Now that we’ve had a twenty year “War On Terror”, redefined our idea of life in a civilized society, realigned our traditional alliances, shafted our trading partners, created a surveillance state and declared that anyone who disagrees deserves to die in a foreign gulag maybe we should look….
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Turnip: Give us what we want or we will destroy your civilization. Dems: Destroying civilizations is bad. Wrong. We must impeach. GOP: You’re pathetic. Iran must give us the oil or die. Media: Congress is divided along party lines. Supreme Court: Oh well. We tried. Human Civilization: Oh well.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The president has made the shrewd political calculation that threatening to obliterate Iran’s civilian infrastructure and destroy the country in the process will guarantee his victory in the upcoming Venezuelan presidential election. The New York Times editorial board remains skeptical.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My sincere condolences to the families and friends of US military personnel. And more importantly to the men and women who proudly serve, who never imagined that a SECRETARY OF war would follow a madman towards another senseless ground war in Asia. A war he himself predicted would end in disaster.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Mixed messaging. Prevent the Iranians from ever being allowed to acquire nuclear weapons. Also seize their oil and make a fortune because everyone knows that wars are for-profit enterprise. And as anyone who’s bankrupted a casino knows, you can’t make a fortune without spending trillions. Wharton?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Trump seems to share George W. Bush’s penchant for claiming victory approximately 1200% too soon. I know we can’t really talk about the strategery of letting the enemy know that they’ve already been defeated before the US Media’s graphics departments have decided on the appropriate music.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If we let every president who couldn’t keep his dick in his pants start a war there will be endless….Hey, wait a minute?!
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The “acting Attorney General” says the president is “frustrated” by the investigations into his political foes. Without any mention that the shouldn’t have his stubby little fingers anywhere near the DOJ investigations. Their corruption is getting corrupted by his corruption. Infinite loop of crime.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
For the prediction markets: Pam Bondi will head up the new Department of Participation Trophies. It's a sort of Hall of Fame for the people in the Administration who were very criminal but just not quite criminal enough. Like the folks trying to convict the president's enemies without any charges.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This picture? This All-American Family Portrait?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Trump’s signature on new dollars? I’ll be using my debit card from now on. Not letting that thieving bastard anywhere near my wallet.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Earlier I posted my congratulations to the president for his new participation trophy. We all know he loves shiny gold things with no actual value, but credit where credit is due, Trump has accomplished quite a lot in his second term.
A helpful list of Trump’s many crimes.
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Congratulations to this year’s winner of the America First Award. Interesting how conservatives previously mocked these so-called “participation trophies” handed out to sensitive children for simply showing up at competitive events. Now that we have a sensitive child for president who will win next?
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intangiblevibe.bsky.social @intangiblevibe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Don't be sure to tune into NewsNation to hear progressive icon Bill O'Reilly do a segment on how awful San Francisco has become. This is time better spent with a spliff and some dub reggae while Bill-O gets mellow with the KU Klux Klan in Harrison, Arkansas.
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