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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati

@insert-clever-name.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless. mastodon.online/@paulhutchinson Amateur photographer, Lover of FOSS, Linux, etc. Politics: Green. #Atheist / #humanist /"NonTheist-NonAttending-Quaker" (Whatever that might mean).

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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Distant Hills" The main hill in the image is (probably) "Largo Law" - 290 metres tall Taken from the Fife Coastal Path between East and West Wemyes ... #What3Words ///translate.thus.presumes #phonephotography #darktable #Scotland Higher resolution -> flic.kr/p/2sCjDeT
An image of a couple of hills in Fife, Scotland overshadowed by a raincloud.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rocks near West Wemyss, Fife, Scotland 60 second exposure + ND1000 filter, tweaked in darktable. Arthur's Seat can be seen across the Firth of Forth. #Canon #darktable #uk #LongExposure #Scotland #fife Higher Resolution -> flic.kr/p/2sCqLuV
A long exposure of a group of rocks just offshore of a pebble beach on the Firth of Forth. The long exposure flattens the water into a smooth, almost hazy appearance.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Naming no names ...
Darrow
"All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The Jetty at the Island of Kerrera - near the town of Oban. flic.kr/p/2sgmZx3 #Scotland #darktable
A small ferry boat arrived at a concrete jetty across a narrow stretch of water with the mainland of Scotland opposite, under a light grey cloudy sky.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Preston and Paignton Seafronts in the early spring sunshine. Canon R50 / Tamron 18-200mm @45mm F/11 1/640 ISO400 #What3words ///than.puddles.vets #Torbay #Devon #England
Image shows Preston and Paignton Seafronts in the early spring sunshine.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
First spotted a few days ago, but saw it again a couple minutes ago ... really enjoyed the reply.
A> Funny you put Ramadan and eid up first. Its a Christian country first and foremost.

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Bedford Borough Council 
Maggie Tyers

Ramadan began on February 17. That is
why we put our Ramadan message on
social media yesterday.
Lent began today, which is why our Lent
message went on social media one day
later.
The date of Lent is determined by the
church calendar, rooted in the decisions of
the Council of Nicaea (325 AD).
The official start of Ramadan traditionally
depends on the sighting of the new
crescent moon.
Bedford Borough Council holds no
authority over the Council of Nicaea and
was not responsible for the creation of the
moon 4.53billion years ago.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Torbay's Eastern Sky OnePlus 9 Pro 2025-12-20 09:03 f/1.8 1/6513 FL 35mm equiv. 33mm #Torbay #Devon #PhonePhotography #darktable #What3words ///scenes.sizes.ropes
The Sun is shining through a bank of clouds close to the eastern horizon, light 50% cloudy sky 50% blue sky. A dark blue sea lies below.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Boat, Rope, and Seaweed OnePlus 9 Pro f/1.9 1/3606 ISO101 #Torbay #Devon #UK #landscape #phonephotography ///poster.casual.urban
A small fishing vessel is beached at low tide in a corner of Paignton Harbour under a blue sky. The boat is moored with a rope draped with seaweed.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Exeter Weir - white water - blue sky - debris atop near side of the weir Canon R50 Tamron 18-200mm Zoom @19mm 1/4000s f/6.3 ISO800 #Devon #UK #Canon #Water #River ///reduce.crop.urban
Exeter Weir - white water - blue sky - debris atop near side of the weir
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Hey #Sainsburys, I think I'll take the price WITHOUT the Nectar card, thanks.
Image of an offer on the Sainsbury's scanner offering a higher price with a Nectar card than without.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Foliage over the canal. Canon R50 / Tamron 18-200mm F/3.5-6.3 @ 117mm f/5.6 1/4000 ISO1600 #Canal #nature #water #Canon #England #Affinity #FromTheArchives
Willow leaves catching the Sun in the foreground against a "bokeh" background of an English canal
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"Boat on a Rope" A sunny day and low tide at Paignton Harbour showing a beached boat with a seaweed covered rope mooring it to the harbour wall. #Paignton #Devon #harbour #photography
A sunny day and low tide at Paignton Harbour showing a beached boat with a seaweed covered rope mooring it to the harbour wall.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Found this image online - no source given - but the smallest bit of research would have revealed that the eclipse is partial EVERYWHERE, so no, no darkness (bar an insignificant drop in solar brightness in parts of Antarctica).
Alt text
September, 21
Six Minutes of Darkness
Earth to Witness
Longest Solar Eclipse in
100 Years
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Gamma Cygni Nebula in Hydrogen Alpha Evostar 72ED / ZWO 1600 MM 10 x 300s processed in PixInsight astrob.in/lx6re3/0 #Astronomy #astrophotography
Gamma Cygni Nebula in Hydrogen Alpha

Evostar 72ED / ZWO 1600 MM
10 x 300s processed in PixInsight

https://astrob.in/lx6re3/0/
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Crescent Moon 2025-04-30 19:19z Skywatcher Evostar 72ED / ZWO 1600MM Best 1500 frames from 3000 AutoStakkert4 / Wavesharp #Moon #Astronomy #astrophotography
Crescent Moon astrophotography
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Exposed rocks at the northern end of Preston (Paignton) Sea front. #Devon #England #Coast #Photography #PhonePhotography
Exposed rocks at the northern end of Preston (Paignton) Sea front. Green seaweed, grey-brown rocks, blue sky and sea.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
#BandW #Monochrome Seaweed, rope, and boat in Paignton #Harbour . Low tide exposing the sandy floor of part of the harbour. #Devon #England #Photography #PhonePhotography
A monochrome (B & W) version ... A seaweed draped rope stretched over a sandy edge of Paignton Harbour, tethering a small fishing vessel.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Seaweed, rope, and boat in Paignton #Harbour . Low tide exposing the sandy floor of part of the harbour. #Devon #England #Photography #PhonePhotography
A seaweed draped rope stretched over a sandy edge of Paignton Harbour, tethering a small fishing vessel.
Blue sky and sunshine.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Maths 101 ... just failed. Maybe he did design the cybertruck.
Moon landing tweet... he says its 76 years ago
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Spotted on BlueSky h/t @flofflach.bsky.social‬ #Quakers #WestminsterQuakers #metpolice bsky.app/profile/flofflach.bsky.soc…
photo of a "cartoon" in Private eye: Text 'Police make "first ever" arrest at a quaker house. Photo shows doorway and sign saying Quaker meeting house, speech bubble overlaid reads 'You have the right to remain silent'
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
From my bio ... "Tesla lover/Elon hater." Just got this via a kind, understanding neighbour for my Tesla ... Sticker text ... "I bought this before Elon went crazy"
Sticker text ... "I bought this before Elon went crazy"
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
North part of the Isle of Kerrera (near Oban) #Scotland Apple iPhone SE (3rd generation) ƒ/1.8 1/1043 3.99 mm ISO32 Location: CF6V+42J Oban - #W3W ///boards.disarmed.shave #Photography #Landscape #phonephotography #FromTheArchives
North part of the Isle of Kerrera (near Oban) Scotland  - Green fields, hill, distant hills under a dramatic sky.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
On Twitter (or whatever) via Reddit ... "James Heale: Reform UK have been handing out copies of a book titled “Highlights from my first 100 days by Kemi Badenoch” Inside the pages are… all blank " #UKPolitics #UKPol
James Heale: Reform UK have been handing out copies of a book titled “Highlights from my first 100 days by Kemi Badenoch” Inside the pages are… all blank
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Spotted on Reddit ...
r/pics
Convicted felon makes appearance at 2025 Super Bowl
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The latest crop of "follow bots" that I've blocked (I may not be followed by a large number of people, but as far as I know they're real people). Easily spotted - same link, combination of handle, OnlyF*ns mention.
Screenshot of recent blocked accounts - onlyfans, same link, etc.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The Coastal Path OnePlus 9 Pro ƒ/1.8 1/7223 6.064 mm ISO50 ///cracks.parks.ruby 50°27'36.7"N 3°29'18.9"W FG66+3HM Torquay #FromTheArchives (2024-08-20) #PhonePhotography #darktable
A narrow path winds past cliffs alongside a sunlit bay.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#TreeOfTheDay Spotted during a short #PhotoWalk this morning around the Berry Head area of #Brixham #Torbay Canon R50 Tamron 18-200mm @ 21mm f/3.5 1/1000s #photography #darktable
A leafless but still impressive tree standing beside a footpath.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Well, at least it's sunny somewhere! Looking across St.Mary's Bay, near #Brixham #Torbay towards Sharkham Point on a grey, overcast day ... but at least the Sun is shining somewhere. #landscape #landscapephotography #photography #darktable Canon R50 Tamron 18-200mm @ 44mm f/6.3 1/2000s
A grey overcast day looking across past a headland towards a sunbeam bonanza in the far distance.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
"Old Man's Beard"? Clematis seeding bodies? A clump of hairy seed bodies spotted in a #hedgerow Canon EOS R50 ƒ/6.4 1/320s Tamron 18-200mm @ 186mm Location: Approx. 1km SW of Berry Head #Brixham #Torbay
A clump of hairy seed bodies spotted in a hedgerow
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Torbay Dawn (Monochrome) A black and white image at dawn over the sea from Preston, (Paignton) Sea Front. Canon 1100D Tamron 18-200mm @ 19mm f/19 10 seconds ISO 100 Location: W3w ///help.level.long 50°26'49.8"N 3°33'15.7"W CCWW+V7C Paignton
Torbay Dawn (Monochrome) - A black and white image at dawn over the sea from Preston, (Paignton) Sea Front. Partially submerged rocks in the foreground and a band of cloud in the distance.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The Grand Union Canal near Nether Heyford, Northants. #Canon R50. - Tamron 18-200mm @ 28mm f/14 1/80s. ISO 1600 #canal #photography
An image of the Grand Union Canal near Nether Heyford, Northants. taken from under a bridge with narrowboats moored into the distance.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Wizard Nebula - NGC7380 ReProcess Imaging Telescope: Sky-Watcher Explorer 200P Imaging Camera: ZWO ASI1600MM Pro Filter: ZWO H-alpha 7nm 1.25" Software: PixInsight · N.I.N.A. www.astrobin.com/c65uln/B/ #Astrophotography #Photography #FromTheArchives
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Late afternoon sunlight through light high clouds. Canon R50 - Tamron 18-200mm @29mm F/5.6 1/4000s ISO 800 #Devon #Photography #darktable
Late afternoon sunlight through light high clouds
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hollicombe beach with its red/golden sand lies among red sandstone headlands beside a deep blue sea. #Torquay #Torbay #Devon #beach #photography #PhonePhotography #landscape #darktable Location: What3words ///terms.hunt.amount CCXW+GFQ Paignton 50°26'55.8"N 3°33'13.5"W
Hollicombe beach with its red/golden sand lies among red sandstone headlands beside a deep blue sea and a blue sky with a little high, thin cloud.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
The Wizard Nebula in Hydrogen Alpha Sky-Watcher Explorer 200P ZWO ASI1600MM Pro NGC 7380 is a young open cluster of stars in the northern circumpolar constellation of Cepheus. The surrounding emission nebulosity is known colloquially as the Wizard Nebula, 2021-08-21 #Astrophotography
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
(continuing today's #canal theme) ... "Reeds beside the Canal" #FromTheArchives #Photography #PhonePhotography #SampfordPeverell #Devon #darktable Location: What3words ///developed.early.reception
A colourful image of a reed bed alongside a canal.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
"Overhanging the canal" #canal #Canon R50 Tamron 18-200mm @ 117mm f/5.6 1/4000s ISO 1600 #FromTheArchives #darktable
An image of branches of a tree overhanging a canal. The leaves are the focus of the image with the view providing an "out-of-focus" background.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Caen Hill Locks from the "bottom". A sunny day #FromTheArchives #Canal #Photography #PhonePhotography #darktable Location: What3words ///apes.crunching.briefing
A view looking up the long flight of locks at Caen Hill on a sunny day with the greenery of the surrounding trees predominating the sides.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A moody #monochrome image of #Torbay from Corbyn Head #photography #FromTheArchives #darktable Canon R50 - Tamron 18-200mm @ 18mm f/3.5 1/2500s ISO 100 Location: What3words ///trunk.places.fats
A dramatic monochrome of the sea from the sea wall - lots of clouds and a moody-looking sea.
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Paul of the Tofu eating Wokerati @insert-clever-name.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
"Rose Cottage" in the village of #Cockington #Torbay #Photography #Canon R50 Tamron 18-200mm @ 18mm f/6.3 1/60s ISO 250 Location: What3words ///headlight.weeds.supposing
A thatched-roofed cottage with pink painted walls
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