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@inlovewithnight.bsky.social
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 15h
Unsure if pack of teenagers in a McDonald's in nowhere Ontario were laughing at me or something else but jokes on them, probably, somehow. God this is so many hours of driving. Cookie and caffeine and on we go.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 21h
Nice of you but also slightly weird, barista. Anyway getting on the road!
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 22h
Almost forgot my passport but I REMEMBERED. hauling stuff out to the car now.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay it stuck the landing. Open Wide by Jessica Gross. If you want fucked-up messy female main characters this is one for you. 👍
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cat peed outside her litter box for the first time ever. Hopefully just protesting its cleanliness and not going to become a Thing. (I cleaned it obviously.)
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know it's not new information but the ESPN NHL crew is sooooo bad. Messing up names, getting basic facts wrong, rambling uselessly. Ugh.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not big on hockey either tonight
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
filling in my Out of Office and realizing I haven't taken a day off since July. life.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yuletide signups are open!!! I'm not gonna have time to do mine until I get back from Canada. /o/
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
interesting piece on the state of comedy
newyorker.com
How Podcasts Are Changing Comedy
The comedy-podcast boom is changing our idea of what it means to be funny.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this sounds like something that is very good but not something I personally want to read; perhaps some of you do?
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
people are convinced that starting a conversation is "creepy." basically over-afraid due to the sense of constantly being observed, I think. :\
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh I bet that's it, thanks!
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
60 pages left in the book I'm reading. If it sticks the landing it'll be my favorite this year. Verdict to come tomorrow when I finish it.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
does anyone know why "expand comment" doesn't seem to work anywhere on Dreamwidth anymore? I always get an error when I try to expand out collapsed comments on any thread.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Eejay is cuddling and kneading on my legs. sweet bb.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
eeeeee
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Antagonist expansion?
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So pretty but I can't help feeling doom about a second hibiscus bloom in Michigan in October.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the interview was fine, I wouldn't mind working with these people at all. they would just have to provide a pretty good offer and based on what the crazy boston lady said in the screener, I'm not sure they can/will.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the favored tit
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
interesting, thanks! I guess I'll get this month done, send him the numbers, and see if he wants me to do them again differently. it's a low dose of Losartan and it's not very expensive or anything, I just would LIKE to get the daily pill number down if possible, ha ha
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
forgot I have a job interview this afternoon. I don't even want it anymore but I'm gonna do it just in case they fall madly in love with me and give me $150k/yr (this is outside their stated budget). anyway this means I have slapped on mascara and lipstick and hopefully don't look too corpselike.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
not 5 minutes, no. is that really enough to explain 40-point swings?
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
116/91 but a few days ago was 156/89. one of those is normal and one is stage 2 hypertension. (my readings in-office are consistently normal.) is this a giant waste of time.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so I'm supposed to be tracking my blood pressure with a home device so my PCP will let me stop taking losartan. two weeks of tracking with the losartan, two without. but the numbers are so all over the place I'm pretty sure this device is just garbage and the data is meaningless? like last night was
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
there are a number of things I need to get done today and tomorrow before I'm out Weds-Fri but I am 100% out of motivation to do them.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ummm
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
got the mocha. I'm a garbage person but I'm a garbage person with a little treat.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
trying to convince myself I don't need a mocha but honestly it's borderline
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
two work days and then little vacation. idk if I'm going to make it.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In bed early with a headache but I've got a little friend.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh god what nerds. thank you!
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
well today's nap ended up being three hours and followed by another errand so it was BLISSFUL but I am not backreading.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
got my writing done and now I have to get gas and go home to play cruise director. today there WILL be a nap. let's get that... something. there is no bread here.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I haven't done a long walk for a few days because resting my knee but tomorrow I might have to force one and then nap.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today was pretty good but I didn't get a nap and it's embarrassing how load-bearing that apparently is for me. I feel unhinged.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Commercial for a drug called Bimzelx that causes suicidal thoughts. Is this a parody yet.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Scream
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Somehow I missed this and now I have to track it down.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She's asleep in my lap right now! (With the night game about to start)
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dammit Gabe.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, there was a collection of pictures of how people have modified their Larkin jerseys and then someone wearing that t-shirt at the end. ruined the fun.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there have indeed been "Osama bin Larkin" t-shirts out there with his picture :\
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
eeeeeeee
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Week whatever of college football unhappiness.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shawl progress. It won't be ready for New Mexico trip but hopefully this calendar year.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the English soccer players I follow wrote IN HIS MEMOIR "I never wanted to get married because my parents' divorce was a mess, but after our second kid I let my wife talk me into it because it was easier with the kids."
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I enjoy reading it the same reason I read the Slate advice columns: for the drama
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Women have to think that way!!!! Women have to do that!!!! My god. (This is about her keeping her pre-marriage savings or using them to pay off his debts.)
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