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Amanda

@initiala.bsky.social
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Like, 96% sarcasm. Books and comics and nonsense. 💅 she/her

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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EARLY BOOK MAIL FOR MEEEEEEE also pin and sticker mail day yayyyyyy, let’s see what October is getting up to in this, the 20th installment 😱
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I brought a Clefairy pen to take notes and my water bottle covered in Sailor Moon and Pokemon stickers to my all-day job interview today. Probably didn’t land the position, but at least they saw who I was through accessories
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The baby has put himself in Baby Jail
A brown and black and white tiger-striped cat looking up with big eyes as he lays at the bottom of a tall clothing hamper.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tobias would like attention. He maximized his cute to achieve it
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
:) grids.fun/t/about-me-p...
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I swear this one has some MC in him, even just a bit, because yeah
A brown, black and white tabby curled into one of those impossible cat positions while sleeping. He is much larger than this picture appears.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I keep trying to get a picture of my brother’s husky because she has Disney princess eyes, but instead I keep getting hilarious SNOOOOOOT
A gray and white husky staring down the barrel of her snout at the camera
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A goat has been sacrificed!!!
A small, straw Yule Goat is on fire in a Solo StoveA fire in a Solo Stove
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I see your tennis balls and raise you…..radioactive accident ostrich !!
A screenshot from Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket of a shiny Dodrio, which is a very bright green. The card itself is rainbow-like to indicate it is a special card.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I got it in the mail today and it felt so illegal 👀🫣
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Oh, I saw this Big Feller a few weeks ago—neighbor’s Hello Kitty statue for scale
A very large praying mantis sits on top of a ceramic statue of Hello Kitty
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
No new pictures where are you at mentally
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Me when Nick Markakis came to bat at the Bananas game tonight
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
New reaction image when the osteoarthritis acts up
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
ACK!!
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Snoot
A photo of a red Merle Australian shepherd. She has one brown eye and one blue eye, and a lot of white flash. One ear sticks straight up and the other ear is a little floppy at the top.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Well, this is definitely A Type…
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Tired. Was up late kneading and beating the crap out of this dough while listening to Joan Jett but I had cinnamon rolls for this morning so I guess it’s a draw
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I either need a band to pony up for the rights to use the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot photo as an album cover, or recreate it (safely, probably??) for an album cover because come ON this goes so hard
Artur Korneyev, Deputy Director of Shelter Object, viewing the “elephants foot” lava flow at Chernobyl, 1996.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Not helping, Spotify
screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "falling apart jk hahaha unless". The playlist art features Pearl from the end credits of the titular movie Pearl, smiling in an uncanny way with tears in her eyes, and the words "crash out" on the top right
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Thinking how insane this version would have gone as a Guitar Hero level
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bringing back transparent casing for electronics might not fix *everything*, but it’s gonna make an indent on my personal ability to feel joy again
A rainbow collection of various electronics from the 90’s and early 00’s, all of the electronics casing has transparency so you can see the machinery inside. It was a more peaceful time, when we enjoyed electronics and weren’t plagued by The Horrors.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
These are CJ Cregg and Toby Ziegler! CJ is 6 and Toby will be 2 in May. CJ is Too Smart For Everyone’s Comfort and has a short tail that was kinked at birth (we think). Toby has one brain cell and is full of love. He has the longest tail ever, and requires acrobatics to clean it.
An all-black cat with green eyes. At the time the photo was taken she was very annoyed because I had been Petting Her Too Much. She is the boss of the house.A brown and white tabby cat. He is folded like a pretzel while trying to clean his tail. This is a normal activity in our house, as Toby likes to get belly rubs at any and all times, and afterwards he decides to use this position to do Weird Cleaning Poses.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Timeline cleanse with cats
A brown and white tabby cat looks at the camera with mild reproof. He has a very long tail, the longest tail. He is very handsomeA fully black cat loafs on the floor. You can only tell she is a cat because her ears are slightly less black on the inside and also they are triangles. She has big green eyes and is wondering why I’m making bird noises to get her attention.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Dice polishing time
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I have good news, it was a stunt—he’s looking at local artists’ work!
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Fusion Ftuesday made me laugh out out
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
They sent this boy into an arena
A photo of Woody Harrelson from his high school years. He has swoopy blond hair, but otherwise looks exactly the same as he does now.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
They’re really out here asking for $1400 rent with no included utilities or trash for 600sq ft and the kitchen looks like this
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bless whoever put “head/foot” tags on the proper sides of the fitted bedsheet. May you always find $20 in a jacket you haven’t worn in six months.
Close up of a tag on a purple fitted sheet that says “head/foot” to indicate which side it goes on
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The Canadians have sent their advance forces
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
*sees a sign for Rocks State Park* Me:
A screenshot of a young man’s face from the “Road Work Ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does” Vine
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
New addition to my Anastasia pin board arrived 🥰🥰🥰
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Dear keyboard makers: I want the cute little slim keyboard WITH a number pad 🥲 some of us need a number pad but still want to have cute computer accessories (Taking suggestions)
A pink keyboard and matching mouse. The buttons are rounded. Notably, there is not a number pad to the right hand side of the keyboard. The author of this skeet is sad about that.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Party time
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh I made a gingerbread house with that theme. It won first at the office :)
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I made a gingerbread house and it was a disaster. But it was also supposed to look like a disaster, because I sacrificed a Reece’s peanut butter tree to be the dry tree fire starter (it was too big to fit into the tiny prefab house)
I’m sorry, text doesn’t help understand this photo any better than visual. This is supposed to be a gingerbread house made of Oreo cookie. It has been broken in multiple places and decorated with icing that looks like flames. There is a Reece’s peanut butter tree that also has flame icing on it, which is supposed to be the fire starter. The gingerbread house looks like a toddler made it, not a grown woman. It was meant to be a PSA to water your live Christmas trees so the fire department doesn’t have to when it catches fire.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The Latin genus for a pine trees is "pinus". Anyway, would you say that the Charlie Brown Christmas tree has "erectile pinus dysfunction"?
Image from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. Charlie Brown stands in front of Snoopy's very decorated dog house, and his expression is devastation as his little tree bends in half under the weight of the red ornament.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Roomba app: “this perfectly good part has 86 hours of life left :( why are you replacing this healthy part?” Me: you mean this perfectly healthy part (It is always this part. I replace this bit more than any other part)
The underside of a roomba, specifically the side brush. One brush spoke is broken. One is fine. The last spoke is twisted into an unsuable state. It is not perfectly fine.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A cow stands in the ocean waves. The text reads “I am cringe. But I am free.”
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Oh okay
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Confession time: I don't know if we're using the "her sister was a witch, bro! And what was HER sister? A PRINCESS. The Wicked Witch of the East, bro" sound as satire or straight, because like. Yes, I am going to look at you and tell you that you're wrong??? only W+E are sisters? No princesses??
a sepia-toned image of one of the McElroy Brothers (I'm sorry, I don't know who is who) holding up a piece of paper that says "I don't understand this meme and at this point I'm too afraid to ask" in all caps. There's a little arrow at the bottom that says "To be continued", referencing the Cowboy Bebop meme
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Dog content
A red merle Australian shepherd with heterochromia eyes looks very innocent as she lays in the center of a bed. The bed has purple sheets. Please note that the dog is allowed on the bed, however she has not learned to share space and is also a blanket hog.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
*slides up to the Hear Me Out Cake* here’s an actual “hear me out”….. Dracunix from TCG Card Shop Simulator
Image of a bipedal, humanoid purple and red creature with large bat wings and ears. It looks slightly vampiric. There is a gold circle on its stomach. There are large tufts of white fur on its chest, and purple fur on its shoulders and forearms.
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
I am, in fact, contributing to the continued sale of candy corn because I buy one bag and dump it into this cat thing for decoration
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Real name: Clawdia Jean Cregg (CJ) Nicknames: Miss ma’am, Beebee, Beebs, pretty girl, Sharps, Madam Chonk
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Real name: Tobias Ziegler (Toby). Nicknames: Buddy, Bud, baby boy, monkey tail, Mister, Seepy Boi
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Damn, just missed the first million cutoff
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
The Big Sigh this freeloader let out
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Amanda @initiala.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Had a good hair day today, and the sun really helped a girl out
A white woman with blonde, curly hair looks directly at the camera. She is wearing glasses, a stripey camisole, and a tiara. The background is out of focus.A white woman with blonde, curly hair looks coyly askance at the camera. She is wearing glasses, a stripey camisole, and a tiara. The background is out of focus.
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