In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026heaven exiled me for wanting to kiss another His Image, mother please help 0184
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026i was joyfully taking a walkses is my precious home, the gardens. then i saw him... the fuck you guy. 2123
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026i keep hearing rumors of some "Blosman". who is that i know there's an Osman but whos blosman? have these people gained delusion from their seclusion? all the allusion of this guy brings me confusion! 000
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Heaven please pick me up I'm scared, the yellow guy brought the alcoholic skeleton lady again and she keeps giving me frisky looks :( 010
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026decided to camp out on one of the other bridges where heaven usually lives to see the yellow guy command his 5 fish crew and fail miserably again. i'm sure he'll get it one day 020
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026never fuck with the green folk, i pantsed a green jumbleguts (dont ask how) and he blasted my dick off, it took months to get heaven to bring it back 000
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026decided to delete it entirely bc it sucked ass. trust me it was not interesting 110
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026tried going to March's place to get a sun tan but then it started petrifying my balls so i had to book it 121
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026accidentally trampled my next of kin and felt really bad about it went to that weird gorilla man, apparently he's a doctor, he told me my "unseen organ" grew three times larger. was he calling me fat?? 110
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026pretty peam, the seperate parts tweening reminds me of Don't Starve Together's main menu screens 010
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026MATE GET OFF THE BLACK PIGMENT AND LEAN DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TUMORS THAT COMBINATION PUTS IN GUILT, THE UNSEEN ORGAN 100
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026accidentally walked under a choir boy, looked up, and good lord they packin 120
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character is giving a thumbs up and the word skittish is on the bottomAlt: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up and the word skittish is on the bottom 000
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026just heard screaming from the local pope party. not like, the normal rowdy screaming but like screams of terror. in like, pope flavor more pope-y flavor than most screams are 110
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 24/03/2026last post was shit because i didn't have anything good under the guise of brutal orchestra please forgive me heaven dont make me Come Home: Instantly kills the Opposing Central party member. Deals an Agonizing amount of damage to All party members if the attack misses. "Heaven awaits." 110
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026o ughghh.. . my. angels.... . theyr vcrawlgin... . . 010
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i blame osman for this. how the hell did he get a second term bro 100
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026@chiitan.love i made this account less than an hour ago as a shitpost between friends how have i been spotted 😭 220
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026my stupid Next of Kin is watching skibidi toilet on his Gardenpad. doesn't he know he should be playing Grow a Garden and watching tung tung sahur bring domestic violence upon ballerina cappuccina? 110
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026she chose a different guy to zeitgeist with ☹️ 120
In His GIGACHAD ALPHA Image @inhisimageborch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026boutta score me a bad bitch up here in the garden 🤑 040