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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP

@ingeniousfreak.bsky.social
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❝Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognises genius.❞ •RP|Parody|21+• MDNI | penned by #river

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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
He's been baking all morning. Don't ask*. But if you want some homemade shortbread, let him know. He made enough to supply the whole street for a month... ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ᅠ ⠀ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ( * he's bored )
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
river.— New platform, new me... I guess. I may need some time to adjust. It's weird to start from 0 again. I may repost some of old stuff from Twitter here, like the solo I wrote almost 4 years ago. To those who know me already: Lovely to see you again 🫶🏻 To those who don't: Happy to meet you 😊
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
< 🌐 Left Twitter. It became insufferably stupid. This seems marginally less tedious. Feel free to follow, if you must. But don't bother addressing me unless you have something of substance to offer. In other words: Don’t be boring. Ta! — SH >
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
bsky.app/profile/inge...
Old typerwriter in black and white, with the text "About River" on top
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐗𝐈𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ Symbol key; please ㅤㅤ keep these in mind when ㅤㅤ interacting. ㅤ river.— OoC post ❛ ❜ other character talking { } thought process / inner ㅤㅤ dialogue / deductions 【📲 】 text message < 🌐 > IC social media post ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐗𝐈. ㅤㅤ My account, my rules. ㅤㅤ If you don't like what I post, ㅤㅤ how I RP or portray my ㅤㅤ characters feel free to leave, ㅤㅤ mute and/or block. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐗. ㅤㅤ If we're mutuals & you want ㅤㅤ to unfollow have the decency ㅤㅤ to soft-block. I'm not here to ㅤㅤ up your follower numbers. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐗. ㅤㅤ This account & writer are ㅤㅤ trans-inclusive and won't ㅤㅤ tolerate any transmisia or ㅤㅤ discrimination against the ㅤㅤ LGBTQ+ community as a ㅤㅤ whole. If you have any ㅤㅤ issues with that kindly ㅤㅤ fuck off & jam your shitty ㅤㅤ "opinion" up your ass. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ All untagged posts are ㅤㅤ open to be interacted ㅤㅤ with unless stated other‐ ㅤㅤ wise. So if you see a post ㅤㅤ you want to interact with: ㅤㅤ Just do it! 😊 ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ Furthermore, I don't have ㅤㅤ expertise in terms of forensic ㅤㅤ science, obviously, but I do ㅤㅤ my research. ㅤㅤ May take a while because my ㅤㅤ resources are limited but you ㅤㅤ catch my drift. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ㅤㅤ episodes, withdrawal et ㅤㅤ cetera. So please refrain from ㅤㅤ giving me a lecture about ㅤㅤ how I portray these things. ㅤㅤ I know what I'm talking about. ㅤㅤ (There might be some ㅤㅤ exaggeration for dramatic ㅤㅤ effect. That is purely a style ㅤㅤ choice.) ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕𝐈. ㅤㅤ Most of the things I write ㅤㅤ regarding mental health ㅤㅤ issues, drug abuse etc are ㅤㅤ ( loosely ) based on my ㅤㅤ own experiences. That ㅤㅤ includes hallucinations, ㅤㅤ messed up memory, drugs ㅤㅤ & side effects, behaviour ㅤㅤ during psychotic or bad --
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕. ㅤㅤ In addition to the previous ㅤㅤ point: ㅤㅤ I expect that kind of patience ㅤㅤ as well. I do not mind ㅤㅤ occasional reminders ㅤㅤ as Twitter tends to mess up ㅤㅤ quite often, but should you ㅤㅤ repeatedly harass me for ㅤㅤ replies you will be blocked. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ㅤㅤ except for me I will draw my ㅤㅤ conclusions and move on. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐕. ㅤㅤ I understand losing muse, ㅤㅤ I understand only having ㅤㅤ focus for certain SLs/banter ㅤㅤ & generally I don't mind ㅤㅤ waiting a little longer for ㅤㅤ replies. My patience is ㅤㅤ limited, however. If I see you ㅤㅤ reply/interact with everyone --
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ㅤㅤ intentional. Please tell me if ㅤㅤ something I say upsets or ㅤㅤ even offends you. I rely on ㅤㅤ that kind of feedback. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ I'm chronically ill and deal ㅤㅤ with fatigue, so that plays ㅤㅤ into my activeness as well. ㅤㅤ Further I'm neurodivergent ㅤㅤ & very likely autistic. At times ㅤㅤ I run into issues regarding ㅤㅤ communication and can ㅤㅤ come off as rude. That's not --
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ I'm from Germany, which ㅤㅤ means English is not my ㅤㅤ native language. Mistakes ㅤㅤ may always happen, replies ㅤㅤ may also take a little longer ㅤㅤ than you are used to. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈. ㅤㅤ My name is Jordan, writer ㅤㅤ tag is #River. I'm non-binary, ㅤㅤ all pronouns are cool but I ㅤㅤ prefer they/them. I'm in my ㅤㅤ mid 30s and started RPing ㅤㅤ around late 2013/early 2014. ㅤㅤ I fled here from Twitter, as ㅤㅤ a few others may have as well. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ—⊱ 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 ⊰— In this thread I will add some things about myself. That may include some personal background, rules & no-gos regarding RP and the like. If you have any questions feel free to DM or @ me. I don't bite 😉 ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
bsky.app/profile/inge...
Picture of Sherlock from behind in black & white with the text "About Sherlock" above him.
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ㅤ ㅤ ❝ 𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 ㅤ 𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚. ❞ ㅤㅤㅤ #SherlockRP Account ㅤㅤㅤ OC & Crossover friendly ㅤㅤㅤ GER/ENG ㅤㅤㅤ Mature content (21+) ㅤㅤㅤ Selective ㅤㅤㅤ MV | MS Penned by: #river (Video credit: "wqtscns" on ig) ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐗. ㅤㅤ Sherlock is in therapy. ㅤㅤ As much as he fought it ㅤㅤ at first, he is relieved to ㅤㅤ have found someone who's ㅤㅤ able to get through to him. ㅤㅤ Obviously, he keeps it ㅤㅤ secret. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ Sherlock is ticklish and ㅤㅤ he hates nothing more ㅤㅤ than being tickled. Unless ㅤㅤ your character is a child ㅤㅤ or someone really really ㅤㅤ really close to him, they ㅤㅤ shouldn't try. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ ( I can't remember if it was ㅤㅤ canon so I'll put it here ) ㅤㅤ One of Sherlock's favourite ㅤㅤ hideouts is the space behind ㅤㅤ Big Ben's clock faces. He ㅤㅤ avoids going up there in ㅤㅤ summer, however. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕𝐈. ㅤㅤ Sherlock has sensitive ㅤㅤ skin that may become ㅤㅤ irritated very fast. That ㅤㅤ is one of several reasons ㅤㅤ he doesn't like unsolicited ㅤㅤ touch, is picky with fabrics ㅤㅤ and the like. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐕. ㅤㅤ One of his favourite ㅤㅤ pastimes (besides the ㅤㅤ obvious) is playing small ㅤㅤ yet infuriating pranks on ㅤㅤ Mycroft. ㅤㅤ Like pouring salt in his ㅤㅤ topshelf liquor, rearranging ㅤㅤ furniture in his home/office ㅤㅤ by millimetres etc. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐕. ㅤㅤ At some point Sherlock is ㅤㅤ perfectly aware Lestrade's ㅤㅤ first name is Greg, but he ㅤㅤ still uses different names ㅤㅤ for him as a running gag. ㅤㅤ Why? ㅤㅤ Because he's a twat (and ㅤㅤ thinks it's funny). ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ He isn't overly concerned ㅤㅤ with his looks but very well ㅤㅤ aware he's quite attractive ㅤㅤ and he'll shamelessly use ㅤㅤ that to his advantage. ㅤㅤ However, he will be annoyed ㅤㅤ with his hair if it doesn't ㅤㅤ sit right. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈𝐈. ㅤㅤ Sherlock is by all means on ㅤㅤ the spectrum & deals with ㅤㅤ sensory processing sensi- ㅤㅤ tivity. This might result in ㅤㅤ overload and/or shutdown. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
𝐈. ㅤㅤ Sherlock is aro/ace. That ㅤㅤ doesn't mean that shipping ㅤㅤ is off the table, however. If ㅤㅤ there is Chemistry between ㅤㅤ our characters I won't ㅤㅤ fight it. He might, though. ㅤ
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Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP @ingeniousfreak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ —⊱ 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 ⊰— ㅤ Here I will add some of my personal headcanons regarding Sherlock. You may not agree with all of them. That's fine. But I ask you to refrain from forcing your own ideas about him on me and my portrayal. (Discussing them respectfully is welcome.) ㅤ
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