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Yesod, Information Sephirah

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I am the head of the Information Department at Lobotomy Corporation, Yesod. sephirahyesod.straw.page (Parody account.)

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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
No.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Agents are not to play board games with Abnormalities ranked HE or higher. They tend to be "sore losers" and ensure a negative result if they do not win.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
No. Disciplinary action is only given out when one breaks the rules. If X-9937 has done something deserving of punishment, then either provide further detail so an investigation can take place, or evidence.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No, O-01-55, I do not. You are only to give your pebbles to the Agents that work with you.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Funny.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
(Jeeeez Mr Yesod looks all sad and stuff lately...... Did he hate being a cat THAT much???? I thought he looked kinda cute!) (- Nicole)
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
(IT SUUUUUUCKS so much blood I have to clean up and the Clerks are laughing at meee :(:(:(:(:( I hate this) (- Nicole)
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I am no longer a cat. I feel somewhat embarrassed for having hid myself away for the duration of this, but I stand by the decision. If I were to be lax with this disease, the precedent may be set for any further infections. Regardless, I have work to catch up on. Lots of work.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It's been at least 24 hours now. Still no changes. I'll stay in my office.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Understood, Angela. I find it confusing that you're partaking in such a website, seemingly for entertainment. I wouldn't take you for the type. I'll attribute it to the "Mirror World" phenomenon I've heard mentioned, though. Perhaps the "Library" is a far more lax place than Lobotomy Corporation.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I'll refrain from making any sort of pitiable excuse for my inyability to work. Judging from the differing appearance, I'll assume you're a part of that "library" I keep hearing about on here, rather than the Angela at the Lobotomy Corporation facility.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's been 12 hours now, and this disease purrsists. I've never felt the walls of my office to be so aggravating to look at. The Agents are studying the Abnyamality which seems to be the clawse, but no relevant information has been found.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I may have spoken too much here. "Ends, begins, ends, begins, end."
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Deaths seem to happen in a landslide, and the Agents hardly care. I'll just add more rules and penalties. Surely, that will make them aware.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The other Sephirot may be fine running their Departments with far less rules and far more leniency. That's fine, the fatality rate proves my Department to be superior. I can take pride in that. Yet, no matter how much I may try, the Abnormalities still breach, and the Agents treat it carelessly.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
And yet, the world seems to claw at me nonetheless. This cat incident is such an example. When my gaze falls upon my own body, I feel an inscrutable disgust and sickness I can't place. This disease has made it far worse. Is this just a sympton of my head "turning into metal"?
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
In situations such as this, I find plenty of time to review Abnormality files. I wonder... Are T-01-54 and I truly that different..? While my restrictions and bindings are self imposed, they are no less different. If I were to be too lenient, I would be unleashing catastrophe among the facility.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I suppawse I have also been making numerous puns subconsciously. I can't spawt any as I type, only once my message has been sent.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's been a nyamber of hours now, and my cat transformewtion purrsists. It appears to have only replaced my ears with feline ones atop my head, as well as greatly improving my hearing, vision, and smell. There are no objectively negative effects yet, though I will document any that show.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Keyword: Expected. Netzach falls short on such expectations.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
To not even be able to leave my office without risk of infecting Agents or potentially other Sephirot is such a shameful display it may even give Netzach pause.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's no compliment. I am Yesod, the head of the Information Department. The Asiyah Sephirot are held to a higher srandard than the rest of the company, and for good reason. Each of our Departments provides a core function to the company, thus we're expected to show professionalism.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I fully comprehend the situation. But just because something is "cute" does not diminish it's destructive potential. I've heard O-01-55 been referred to as "cute", but one mismanagement could cause the death of several Agents. The same goes for O-01-67. And D-02-107. Need I mention D-01-106?
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
And yet, that occurence is in a "mirror world", is it not? One experience does not exactly translate to anyather. Whatever happened at this library may be simewler, but we have no way of knowing if it's exactly the same.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Cute? You find this display cute? I've been infected with a potentially deadly disease, one which we know nyathing about, and you find it cute. It may seem harmless, but it could be similar to T-04-50. It's contagious, and it may not even wear off. It could last for an hour or several days.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Do nyat make light of this situation.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Very well. I find it hard to believe that she wasn't involved with this whole "cat plawt" to infect me with such a disease. It appears to be related to a new Abnormality to the facility, one we have yet to gather much info on. My office will stay quarantined until further information is gathered.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
All Deparments, Agent X-1430 is to be executed on sight and the hallways leading up to my office are to be quarantined effective immediately.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I don't think you understand when I say that I am a robot. I am incapable of contracting any disease, much less one gained from simply reading a messa
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Amendment: I don't know what a "Touhou" is, but replicating such a thing is no cause for breaching a HE Class Abnormality.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Agents in my Department are to stop breaching T-01-68 because it's "fun" to fight. Entertainment is to be pursued after work hours. Causing needless Clerk deaths will not be tolerated in the future.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Amendment: This announcement is *NOT* an encouragement to increase such activities. I will find IDs, and the Agents in question will be punished severely.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Any more Agents caught tricking trainees into working with T-09-85 will face an instant demotion to Clerk status.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is fundamentally incorrect.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is just the sound of a sneeze. If you're sick, then go to the Welfare Department. I don't understand why this is something I am supposed to respond to.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My office is only to be entered briefly, and exited once our business is concluded. If you are suffering from a loss of SP, then consult your nearest Agent with a WHITE-Damaging weapon. Otherwise, wait until your work hours are concluded and retreat to your dorm to recover.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If I am to be strong-armed into responding to any anonymous comment on this "strawpage", then the least X-9937 could do is be organized with it. It seems she'd forgotten to show me one message, thus decided to interrupt me during important work.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
(Yesod also didn't wanna answer this one :( hes such a loser sometimes) (- Nicole)
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
(He refused to answer this one and gave me a week of extra janitor duty :((((( I'll make him answer it someday, though!!!) (- Nicole)
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"Truth" is subjective, and can easily be misinterpreted.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
As far as my memory goes, that has never happened once. Lobotomy Corporation has many purple haired employees, it may have been one of them that you saw.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
...A different timeline. Interesting.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
An interesting change. As far as I recall, you're simply a heart we keep in a small container set inside a containment unit.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm going to decide to not question how a heart is operating a device.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
With that being said, here is the message and my response. No. My appearance is meticulously crafted every day, and there is no "hair in my eyes".
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It seems that X-9937 has managed to convince the other Agents of the Department to go on strike until I respond to this "strawpage". I suppose a simple statement takes far less effort and time than demoting the current team and training new Agents.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
(Agent Nicole here! I made a strawpage for Yesod, and I'm gonna make him reply to anything put on it!!) (sephirahyesod.straw.page) (- Nicole)
sephirahyesod.straw.page
sephirahyesod's strawpage
Made with StrawPage
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I won't be using it much. Just simple Agent alerts, so they won't conveniently "not hear" the intercom.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
While I am unsure which Agent in particular has been doing so, work results of late have been strikingly good. I don't support this change, but the results do show it to be a positive one.
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Yesod, Information Sephirah @infoteam.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If I take a break, then the chance of an Abnormality breaching and causing Employee deaths skyrockets.
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