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Someone should make a game like Sword Art Online where instead of dying in real life when you die in game, you just have to re-purchase the game and start from scratch

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

The real reason that cash is retired from circulation, is to make it more difficult to bring large sums of money back in time

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 25/05/2023

"Shadow IT as a Service" or "ShITaaS" for short

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

Skele-glow: Any time you break a bone or crack your knuckles, you light up like a glowstick

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

I love notifying people of critical external vulnerabilities, especially when they flat ignore them, saying "it isn't an issue", only for them to get breached this exact way

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 23/04/2023

"I don't understand how they could have gotten in!" Says the company running MS Office 2010 on all their endpoints, downloading all attachments, clicking on all links, and having an unpatched Exchange Server

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 22/03/2023

People may fear the singularity as portrayed in fiction, but I fear the capitalistic nature of the race to achieve it. A new war brews as each faction gets closer to their goal

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 28/01/2023

Capsaicin gummies for nasal decongestion

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 03/01/2023

[insert generic comic book rich guy villain monologue]

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2022

Dating app that records the face of the person swiping, sending you the reactions to your profile

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 19/12/2022

New Policy: Only individuals with verified accounts will be able to post using the letter E

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 12/12/2022

AI platform that actively harvests data from all available sources to generate convincing alibis for any situation

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 12/12/2022

Platform for publicly betting on when celebrities or other individuals will die. Payouts will be given to the users with the closest relative times

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 10/12/2022

A virtual reality platform that allows users to experience the lives of others, but only by completely erasing their own memories and sense of self

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 10/12/2022

Cannon Commuter: A rapid transportation system that involves shooting people out of cannons directly to their destination.

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 09/12/2022

Starting next week, I will be implementing a "musical chairs" policy in the office. I will be removing one desk a day, as such, employees will be expected to arrive at work early. The last one to arrive each day will have a box ready for them

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 15/11/2022

Congrats Earth, reaching 8 Billion schmucks on the planet

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 09/11/2022

I apologize for that impending sense of doom you may have experienced earlier, that was just me testing something. Please carry on as normal

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 23/10/2022

I urge you all to buy label makers. There is nothing stopping you from printing out random IP addresses, and placing them on random objects in conspicuous circumstances

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 18/09/2022

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 17/09/2022

When I'm am driving with Google Maps, and it alerts me to a speedtrap, I like to dismiss it as a false positive. For extra chaos, I'll put fake speedtrap markers in other random places just to get speeders to slow down elsewhere

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 03/09/2022

You know, if I were Spider-Man, I don't think I would be afraid of spiders anymore

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 07/08/2022

Two-part poison that is sprinkled on different orders of fries. That way, Terry can't steal some of my fries without paying the price

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 19/07/2022

Why haven't we removed the `s` from fast food?

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 16/07/2022

Announcemints Package your special messages as a forcible vocal override that also freshens your recipient's breath

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 12/06/2022

Jalapeno Flonase, guaranteed for instant nasal clarity

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 10/06/2022

Winner gets an underpaid developer job

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 24/05/2022

So inspiring 😍 To prepare for his return as Anakin Skywalker, Hayden Christensen broke into 3 different orphanages to practice slaughtering children

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 01/05/2022

What cheeses would make the best "Three Cheese Suit"

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 28/04/2022

How much would it cost to buy the US Government? Politicians are bought all the time, I'm looking to cut out the middle man

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 26/04/2022

Is Mike and Ike short for Michael and Ichael?

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 26/04/2022

Do real people actually follow me? Or are you all just bots. Asking for a friend

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 17/04/2022

So we have today, and tonight? But why don't we use Todafternoon?

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 27/03/2022

An app to lock yourself out of specific features on your phone with math or puzzles for when you go out drinking. Can't unlock it til you've sobered up

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InfoSec Jester @infosecjester.bsky.social · 23/03/2022

Alright, I've got to ask, where did *you* originally know Captain Falcon from?

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