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Creepy inflatable Alastor

@inflatablealastor.bsky.social
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I just be posting things idk 27 Ok byeee The Dumb One In SCDT #NicerThanAmirTalai

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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like time passes differently on planes… like an hour on land feels way different than an hour on a plane… it’s trippy
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 13h
Idk but that would make a killer fanfic
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 14h
I’m far to lazy for that I just shove the whole thing in my mouth
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 15h
just an embarrassment of riches here, thank you CIA.
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 15h
You only need one eye
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 17h
Piss @amirtalai.bsky.social (I shouldn’t be allowed to have free will)
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Amazing 10/10 no notes
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Go right ahead 😎
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mayyybe
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💀💀
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Best prize ever!!
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok @amirtalai.bsky.social
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean I can’t lie… I do bite ……….jk or am I
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t wait to force Alastor to dance to “Manchild” by Sabrina Carpenter. 😂
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My husband literally had to confront someone the other day because this person at the mall was staring me down with Meta glasses on like go tf away...
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Be as chaotic as possible… 😏unfortunately I will not be there as I have came down with the covids…. Lucky lucky me…
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amirggy
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Us
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I meeeeean she’s not wrong but like you’re rocking it
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean, does this look like the face of a man who would lie to you? I didn’t think so. #Trustworthy
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seems Legit
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never Change @amirtalai.bsky.social
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
…. Polished is debatable 😂
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes! You also can screen unknown calls as well 😊 now I don’t have to get calls 24/7 about a car payment that I owe (I don’t have a car)
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imma just leave this here… also rest in piss Charlie 💁‍♀️
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean….
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s been hazbin
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man of style
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some of us are unhinged but we mean well 🫶😂
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Im sorry hopefully you get some sleep soon!
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I really don’t have an explanation I was just bored @amirtalai.bsky.social
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😂😂
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It be like that
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got you 💯
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Um here @amirtalai.bsky.social
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You wrong for this @amirtalai.bsky.social.. 😂
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As someone who has a bidet amir speaks the truth….. shits life changing 💯
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok but make sure someone records it… i wanna see that shit
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why the fuck do AirPods needs cameras….. like last time i checked you don’t need a camera to listen to fucking music or to watch a video…. It’s weird as fuck
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A Soldier Has Fallen @amirtalai.bsky.social *insert trumpet music here*
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They have edible glitter 💁‍♀️
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today’s a day so I made Cunty @amirtalai.bsky.social Cakes…. Or cunt cakes as you will
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
About damn time
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And If you have those God awful Meta Glasses take them the FUCK OFF!
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Periodic reminder - while recording/posting a Q&A panel is perfectly acceptable, please do not record actors at our convention tables without our consent. It's not nice.
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
2025 annual Lilith Fund Report ❤️ @amirtalai.bsky.social
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Creepy inflatable Alastor @inflatablealastor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Why are you like this…..
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