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Miles Holmes

@infinitygate.bsky.social
6.1K followers 3.1K following 5K posts

Canadian dad, author and game designer. Also a road warrior, a dungeon crawler, Star Wars fanboy, jetpack enthusiast and aspiring Astartes.

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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's a snake in my Bootcamp! 😂 Chloes first day of training included the dreaded obstacle course, which she tackled with purpose. Later, she earns some R&R with the Xbox. She is really good at Tempest.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People who show up dressed like this in our country are asking to get the shit kicked out of them, at a time when our polite/pyscho gauge is redlining. Seriously, don't. We will laugh and share the pictures of whatever happens to you and we will sleep like a baby that night. You've been warned.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, boys. You know you gotta lean into daddy's sharts for him to love you. Anyways, you can't look away from the cloud of Big Mac aftermath you're now engulfed in. Open your mouth. Say something, I dare you. Seriously, I love self-defecating humor, and we are catching him in the act so often now 🤣
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone meet Chloe! 🐍 She is a beautiful little gray-banded king snake 1yr 3 months old, has been with us 2 wks. Never had a snake, wasn't my idea, (thank my son) but every day is science class with her and after putting my scent in her habitat she's very chill being out first time! Sssso cool.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don't worry...the change is just to pacify the idiot pedophile in his own country. Nobody else is doing this.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not on our google, it's not.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You remember the movie the Fly? Jeff Goldblum has a great plan, is charming and then bold but he gradually declines until he's full-blown Brundlefly, botches the last selfish attempt to save itself, then begs his girlfriend to put him out his misery? Canada feeling very Geena Davis rn
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can't see the problem
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When he's sitting upside down on the girder, I picture that close up of Tobey Maguire Peter's fingers blooming with little barbs...now from Tom's butt. 🤣
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I used the 407 one day passing through Toronto as part of summer vacation plans. How bad could it be, I thought. 81 dollars is how bad. Holy shit, Doug. You good leaving our roads hostage to privatization? What are we, the GD USA here? No wonder the 401 is jammed solid 24/7. Never again.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, maybe a few months late, but I have now had the Angine de Poitrine experience at Bluesfest. You don't need to know what it is, or what 'microtonal' even means to know these guys rock. Encore!
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Back to Halloween town!
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#ElbowsUp
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
#ElbowsUp, claws out.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Do you have to tell them what "kind" of American you are?
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wishing everyone a happy Friday the 13th with their loved ones!
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Mister Loki is (literally) my closest advisor and he has a lot to say about recent events. 😊
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
DNR
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hello my name is America and I used to be a democracy but now I just shoot people in the street.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Two of my favorite people ever right here. 🥰
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2026 here we go
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Still in one piece, looking weirder by the day. #3I/Atlas
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It seemed like a joke once long ago..
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Hard to believe how long ago we were crunching to ship ME 2 and the cross-country trek my team took from Edmonton to set up in Montreal. Developing Mass Effect was an amazing experience! Jack and Wrex remain my favorite followers and Strontium Mule was my favorite mission. #N7Day #MassEffect
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
...does that say about us as a species? What does it say about us that our best and brightest would rather not talk about it at all like our good friend Brian Cox here (pictured below), rather preferring to keep science to the feel-good zone. The truth is things aren't great here right now. 7/9
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#3I/ATLAS Perihelion Pet Theory #5: Fella: Hey Russia, the exterminators we called for are here. You're done.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#3I/ATLAS Perihelion Pet Theory #2: Goldiscales: the derelict probe of an ancient race long dead. It will report our presence, file it away as it has for billions of years, to a people that will never know all that it has seen.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#3I/ATLAS Perihelion Pet Theory #3: Mr. Feathersbottom: Cosmic whale, cosmic whale. Baleen evolved to strain solar energy in passing. Very old, very old. Peanut?
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#3I/ATLAS Perihelion Pet Theory #1: Charlie: I think it's a big ball in space that I should fetch, and when I do my person will rub my tummy, SO MUCH. Dolores: I think it's a colony ship that has already seeded Mars,Venus and will soon seed the Galilean moons. We are doomed. Charlie: uhhh
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
So NASA's images of 3I/ATLAS just leaked! I guess we better get Shatner suited up.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
BREAKING: TRUMP taken to Walter Reed for emergency care
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Knew I'd seen her before somewhere
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The only way the Trump-Putin Summit in Alaska could be any more impotent is if the pair of them were grilling their nuts the entire time they talk.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
😂😂😂
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Sober truth
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Three guesses where the boys and I are headed this evening and the first two don't count. I could sure use this right about now. 😍 #Superman
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
He's Toonces
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
before he had work done
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Me and my six year old, according to him. I love #FathersDay 🥰
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
they know full well how this story ends when the people have had enough
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Well now we know
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Trump calling in all forces to LA
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#Dune:Awakening credits posted! Very proud of the team at Warp on this one.
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Miles Holmes @infinitygate.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not sure why but hit with that feeling back in 2015 watching Fury Road opening day. The hairs on the back of my neck as this bad boy opens. I need the next one, George. Eyes on the prize, man. Time is shorter than usual when the fuckery is everywhere.
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