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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah trash 80 I was a TI-99 kid. Learned to program on this 😆
An old silver computer with built-in keyboard and a cartridge slot on the right. Also pictured is a giant power box. There's a CRT (sold separately) showing the startup screen with the TI logo framed by two bars of sixteen colors
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And just like that, the inexpensive trailcam pays for itself with an animal I knew was around but never expected to see: a ringtail
A b&w photo of a Ringtail in side profile. It's a sleek mammal resembling a cross between a cat and a fox with a bit of squirrel, but with a long tail that's striped like it's relative, the raccoon.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anakin/Padme 4-panel meme
Anakin: inspired by the stillsuits of Dune, this will allow you to conserve fluids by drinking your own waste. 
Padme: after processing it into clean, potable water, right? 
Anakin: 
Padme: after processing-
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The pterodactyl man from the Spider-Man meme, saying "But I don't WANT to be monogamous! I want to date four cute pterosaurs at once!"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
QRP your starry art The only good digiscope shot I've ever taken from ~15 years ago. Okay there are literally no stars visible in this image it is not starry at all but it's what I got okay??
A detailed photo of an approximately 3/4 full moon, showing many details. Near the terminator, the shadows make the craters stand out particularly well.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*screaming like a shonen protagonist* Ultimate Technique: Zero Fucks!!!
The Teen Girl Squad ARROWED drawing with the ARR crudely scribbled out with no concern for the blue lines, and replaced with RATI so it says "RATIOWED"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's not a moustache this are spider chelicerae.
Close-up of spider mouth parts. Two shiny blue-black chelicerae, with visible fangs, that terrible the above "gentleman's" "moustache"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
They were this:
The Legion sphere-of-nude-bodies boss from Castlevania: symphony of the night
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Demotivational Poster depicting a chain under tension with the central link pulling apart. 
"Dysfunction

The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🎶 Yeah, I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun 🎶
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music plays guitar for a few small children
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Imagine going "actions speak louder than words" in *defense* of the signing up as a Blackwater merc cus he wanted an adventure killing brown people but has said he wants m4a guy.
An undisclosed loser says "stay mad, Planters actions speak louder than your claims"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I was squinting when I first saw this and now I can't unsee what I saw (and it's strangely apropos):
Image of the white house future ballroom wing wrecked but full of construction materials. A large tree and a series of smaller trees have been crudely outlined in green to resemble Godzilla with his spikey tail curve around him
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Hey did you put that manikin of Jack Lousma into the Skylab mock-up?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked" "What"
The shower (oriented sideways relative to the viewer) in the walk-through Skylab mock-up at Johnson Space Center in Houston, TX. In the shower is a manikin resembling astronaut Jack Lousma in the same pose as in the famous photo. Unlike in the photo, he's looking directly at you with what I can only describe as a seductive gaze.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: TNG episode title generator image that says "Commander Riker Interrogates You With Nonsense"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me too! And I don't subscribe to any ai blocklist so this is a personally curated label which I appreciate!
From Anti "Anti-Al" Labeler:

Al Hater  2026-03-30

Subscribes to anti-Al blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Listening to your kids fuck
Quote skeet about a Telegraph article about not wanting to hear your adult children have sex. Ripperoni's skeet about kink representation in media is right below it on my timeline.

Mike Recine @mikerecine

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.

The Telegraph @Telegraph.

'Our 25-year-old son and 27-year-old daughter are both back living at home as they can neither afford to rent, nor save for a deposit'

'They shouldn't need to live like monks but hearing them in the bedroom feels a step too far'...

Telegraph

THE MIDULTS

We don't want to hear our adult children having sex with their lovers

9:13 am

9 May 2026

2.7M Views
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
For comparison, I found the graph I was thinking of. It's from the IEA, but shows the exact same "the trend of reality will become what I wish it was instead right about... Now!"
A graph of PV GW/year installed, showing both actual and IEA predictions over the years. The "actual" line shows extremely rapid growth, while every prediction line shows installs flattening immediately from whatever point they're at when the prediction was made.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Here you go!
A crude drawing of a bucket labeled "Slop" pouring green slime into the open mouth of an orange duck saying "yum! yum!" with the word "You" and an arrow pointing at it
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
All Might looking at paint colors and finding the perfect one:
A bright green paint swatch for a color named "Plus Ultra"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The fuck is a Republican congressman doing on Blue- oh no Just remember if we get enough of these dipshits in power everything will be GREAT
Two skeets from a line thread by Congressman Greg Landsman, @repgreglandsman.bsky.social, regarding the attacks that killed over 80 children:

The U.S. is destroying Iran's missiles and bombs to stop them from taking more lives.

These strikes are targeting military infrastructure - with warnings to Iranian civilians to take shelter away from these military targets.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A nice moonbow or whatever you call it
The moon shines through a wispy cloud, creating a rainbow
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Colored shadows! (This has nothing to do with rendering I just happened to have an example of colored shadows handy)
A strand of multi-colored Christmas lights(out of frame) shine through a gate with vertical bars. Subtractive color from individual lights being blocked creates magenta, yellow, and cyan shadows.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"MAGA are so easy to grift! Anyway, time to order another Lincoln Project hoodie and then vote for George Fucking Conway in a Democratic primary!'
Skeet: Francja Katzur @francekatzur.bsky.social

So what, he's not a purist. He knows his way around the block, hates trump.

Welcome aboard and good luck.

Screenshot of headline:

Trump critic George Conway files to run for NY House seat

Conway, a sharp critic of President Donald Trump, has filed to run as a Democrat.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Wait, does this mean I didn't need to remove my potentially divisive tattoo?!
A close-up of an upper arm, with a crudely edited "tattoo" that says "if (d!=0) return n/d;
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Screenshotting this because it is the new Torment Nexus Post
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Got my new Bloödcheëp shirt from @rosemarymosco.com ! Was playing 20 questions last night (while wearing this) with 8yo and the answer he picked was Bloodcheep four times in a row 😆
A t-shirt featuring the terrifying, vulture-like visage of a make Northern Cardinal in full molt, aka a Bloödcheëp, with a single stray feather sticking out of his head. Above the image it says Bloödcheëp in spooky letters.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Like here's a comparison from a county website trying to explain it, cus the thing on the left is mostly what we have and what we mostly think of when we hear "roundabout"
"How is a traffic circle different from a roundabout?" graphic from Washington County website. Shows the circle-with-perpendicular-intersections traffic circle we're used to vs the smoothly-flowing entrance and exits of a roundabout
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This one?
Cover of the book "Semenology: the semen Bartender's Handbook" by Paul "forie" Photenhauer featuring a photograph of a glass of brandy or something with a line of what is definitely the author's jizz pouring into it.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
TFW you're a snotty. hungry. leaky, horny animal that is easily frustrated, excited. and startled
Close-up of the face of.the woman delivered on the second slide of the previous skeet. She has a blank yet intense expression, as though contemplating her body's weirdness
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Lol does he know what site he's posting on? *Walking into the Conference of Advance Theoretical Kink going "Guys! Guys! I've discovered *spanking*!"
Major Manliness @majormanliness.bsky.social

Feel blessed. It would transform you from being boring ass vanilla, into someone that others would actually find interesting and desire.

September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
But seriously look at this thing.
Photo of a Halloween display at Lowe's featuring a witch with cauldron, a skeleton DJ, and the "classic" Twelve Foot Skeleton. Next to it is a wrinkled vampire in a tattered tube that towers over the skeleton, which doesn't even come up to Nosferatu's shoulder. It doesn't look it but I promise it's the Big Skeleton.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
🎶duh duh duh dun-uh duh duh duh dun-uh🎶 🙀Ah-aah-aaahhhh-AAHH! Ah-aah-aaahhhh-AAHH
Torbie feeling the beatTorbie screaming a metal scream
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
For posterity
Ambrose Grant

@ambrosegrant.bsky.social

No one is asking you to vote for a fascist, you're being asked to vote for a normie ass liberal over an actual fascist, stop being hysterical

If I thought all water was piss it's understandable why I would be repulsed by the idea of drinking water, but I'd be clinically insane to believe that

August 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM

Infinite Perspective

@infiniteview.bsky.social

"Dude, that's piss!"

"Haha! No it's not, silly!"

"It's yellow, it reeks, and I just saw that dude piss in the cup."

"Oh, him? Yeah, he's on my team! So it's delicious! *gulp gulp gulp*"

That's what you sound like. Maybe you love the rancid taste of transphobia but that doesn't make us crazy.

...
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Gru's plan meme
Page 1: Flying Car Benefits: 
Page 2: - no need for airports or runways
Page 3: - nobody has to go to flight school
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If you see this, quote post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE
A young man in black pants, white shirt and tie wheels a ~1m³ metal box with attached electronics past another similarly dressed man. It's a super-low-budget time machine prop because this is Primer(2004).
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Henry says "hi" and also "check out my fancy butt hole"
Henry the fawn pug doing a handstand in a grassy yard, as one does when one needs to pee. His butthole is clearly visible. It's very fancy. Look at it. You know you want to, cus it's pretty great.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Okay off-topic (?) but...
Stephen Fry in tuxedo and top hatJack Black as Minecraft Steve
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Anyone want to bet this douche canoe DIDN'T say Roe was going to be fine and people were overreacting? Anyone wanna take that bet? Anyone?
Nicholas Bagley @nbagley.bsky.social

What's more, I have a very high degree of confidence that the birthright citizenship order will never take effect. Maybe I'm wrong about that -- we will see -- but I think optimism here is in order.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Elon:
"I love that you are into horse riding"
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It doesn't have exactly the same effect but in the genre of "large men in music doing Andre-adjacent things" I have to nominate Peter Steele playing double bass like a guitar
A large man has a double bass, the huge acoustic stringer instrument normally played with it standing on the floor, slung over his shoulder like an electric guitar. The image is monochrome with a sticky green tinge. It's a promotional photo, but he did really play it that way.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The True Gospel (Apropos, the name of this beer is metaphorical, but not ironic)
A beer bottle with a red label featuring a photo of a horse's neck and head, its mouth wide and teeth bared. It's called "Horse Piss Beer" and it means it. I know.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I've always wanted a, any, Cancel Weirdo Culture to explain the leap from "this shit" (ppl warning each other about an abuser) and "taking up the mantle of the justice system" (which applies penalties for the alleged crime including imprisonment for a period of years). Sadly, today is not that day.
Michachu (about rapist and follow, LB): We have a legal system for this shit, and I've seen what happens when others decide to take up that mantle. I want no god damn part of it.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
M31, The Andromeda Galaxy
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Brush em off! We must return to brunch!
Future Claire from Scrooged. Her face is heavily made up with pale foundation, bright red lipstick and dark eye shadow. She has a broad black lacey hat and a white and black blouse. She's giving a forced smile because it was definitely worth what she had to give up to enjoy her brunch.
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A decent-for-me digiscope of the moon while observing mercury, Venus showing a nice crescent and the moon with 8yo. There were other planets up but it was windy and we'd had better views of them before.
The moon in thin crescent. The night side is clearly visible from earthshine. The day side is washed out, but craters at or near the terminator are clear by virtue of being in partial shadow
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Look at this Metroid mini-boss-ass creature
Fossil creature with a long skull with four large openings on the side. Back is bony plates with spikes sticking diagonally up off the sides. 

A plaque reads Aetosaur, longosuchus meadeib skeleton, Triassic, Howard county, Texas
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Invincible 😅
Your private part is named after the last movie or tv show you watched. What is yours?
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
No I'm fucking not what are you talking about you crazy website??
Bluesky score 9.00
"Trendsetter" lol
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Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
"This awful thing from the firehose of shit is just a distraction from this other awful thing!" was the dumbest resist refrain from the first Trump term, glad to see it's alive and well.
Skeet: "Im not saying to ignore him completely, but you need to recognize when the guy is just baiting to get a distraction from all the dumb shit republicans are doing right now."
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