Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 23h// This shoe is, apparently, a Threat to Humanity. I will not elaborate unless asked. 021
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 6h"Thanks! I think I might at least pull off the evil uniform, if NOT the attitude." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 6h"Yep!" Thumbs-up. "I'm Lep, field researcher for Akashic Labs, a multiversal-exploration institute." He doesn't mention his home civilization's constant space wars for its very survival, at least not right away. "Who might you be?" 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 6h//Soooooo I was playing a Fate: Grand Order mod for Slay the Spire. The mod designates certain enemies as 'Threats to Humanity', which has a mechanical effect. For reasons known only to the code and the developers, it designates EVERY enemy in ANOTHER mod I was running as a 'Threat to Humanity'. + 130
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 23h// This shoe is, apparently, a Threat to Humanity. I will not elaborate unless asked. 021
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He'd be happy to help. "Sorry, remind me, who's Aoba? Who are all of your various personas, alternate selves, and such?" 000
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I try not to hold the sins of a FEW members of any demographic against the WHOLE." "For instance, the Tzynn. Some of my colleagues are Tzynn, and they're fine researchers with interesting perspectives." A sigh. "The Tzynn EMPIRE, on the other hand? Well, they start. EVERY. FREAKING. SESSION. + 121
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I try not to hold the sins of a FEW members of any demographic against the WHOLE." "For instance, the Tzynn. Some of my colleagues are Tzynn, and they're fine researchers with interesting perspectives." A sigh. "The Tzynn EMPIRE, on the other hand? Well, they start. EVERY. FREAKING. SESSION. + 121
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Bottle it up for now, vent it later when whoever's ticking me off is no longer in the room." His hands mime a scale. "I try to walk a tightrope between honesty with my own emotions on one hand, and avoiding doing or saying what I'll later regret on the other. 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He tests the scouter on a random cat (power level 0.5), himself (43), himself with his hazard suit on (137), and Sobek herself (probably really high). "...Well, it didn't explode, at least. So that's something." 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Well, the Federation had come up with the idea independently, before we even found out the Saiyans exist and WAIT PLEASE JUST GIVE THEM BACK!" "...While my civilization is largely post-scarcity, my bosses would still prefer I return as much of my equipment as possible in once piece." 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"AAAAAAHHHHHH oh wait never mind you're just being silly." A nervous chuckle. "For whatever it's worth to you, those glasses are able to detect power levels, though they tend to blow up if I point them at anyone or anything REALLY-powerful." 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*Nods* "What do you do all the time? What's your family-slash-friend group-slash-society like?" He resists the temptation to ask a zillion questions about government, social services, and tax policy. 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Greetings and salutations, Carol!" He returns the handshake. "Tell me more about yourself and your plushie friends." Ames must be really-creative to have dreamed up this entire cast of characters in her head. 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Letting one's anger spur one to violence is not strength; it is weakness and cowardice." "Holding your tongue when your amygdala is screaming at you to throttle someone? THAT is strength." 020
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Talks {READER}'s ear off about Bionicle lore. "...Sooooooo the Matoran lived on the island of Mata Nui (well, they USED to be called Tohunga until LEGO changed their name to be less culturally-offensive to the Maori), when the evil Makuta attacked and enslaved the Rahi wildlife with corrupted +static.klipy.comBionicleALT: Bionicle 101
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I'll never turn evil. Both because of my principles, and because I'd REALLY SUCK at being evil." *Gestures to self* "Look at me. Does ANYONE think *I* could pull off the 'evil intimidating prettyboy in uniform' look? Nobody would take me seriously!" 221
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Greetings! Who might you be? I'm from OUTER SPACE and THE FUTURE!" (Well, ONE possible future, but he doubted Ames wanted to tackle the complexities of multiverse theory in her plushie roleplays.) 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I'll never turn evil. Both because of my principles, and because I'd REALLY SUCK at being evil." *Gestures to self* "Look at me. Does ANYONE think *I* could pull off the 'evil intimidating prettyboy in uniform' look? Nobody would take me seriously!" 221
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Bird Fuhrer, not actually being Ze Uberbird of propaganda, dies just like most things die when you shoot electricity at them. Your mission complete and the continent freed from the tyranny of the Bird Nazis, Lep opens a portal back home. 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Absolutely!" *Bows to the plushies* "Greetings and salutations. I am Lep, EXPLORER OF THE INFINITE MULTIVERSE. I come seeking wisdom and bearing gifts." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Talks {READER}'s ear off about Bionicle lore. "...Sooooooo the Matoran lived on the island of Mata Nui (well, they USED to be called Tohunga until LEGO changed their name to be less culturally-offensive to the Maori), when the evil Makuta attacked and enslaved the Rahi wildlife with corrupted +static.klipy.comBionicleALT: Bionicle 101
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thumbs-up. "...I mean, there's probably SOME women out there who deeply desire men who are married to their body pillows, but prooooooobably not TOO many." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You catch the Bird Fuhrer mid-monologue about the racial inferiority of ponies and 'two-legs'. He squawks about how you must be some kind of elaborate plot of his supposed nemeses, the Bird Jews, who supposedly poisoned his birdseed and stole his stale bread. 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Sure! Tell me more about their lore and backstories, so I can write them accurately!" 010
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Hello. I have discovered a One-Way Portal to the Continent of Bird Nazis." "The Continent of Bird Nazis is, as one may expect, full of Bird Nazis. If anyone wants to punch Bird Nazis in the face, er, beak, feel free. (We'll bring you back with a different portal.)" 102
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Bird Nazis of the Continent of Bird Nazis have built much of their racial-superiority mythology on flying really fast. Your outspeeding them forces them to add an uncomfortable number of qualifiers to said racial mythology. That, and you punching a lot of them in the face. 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Hello. I have discovered a One-Way Portal to the Continent of Bird Nazis." "The Continent of Bird Nazis is, as one may expect, full of Bird Nazis. If anyone wants to punch Bird Nazis in the face, er, beak, feel free. (We'll bring you back with a different portal.)" 102
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Ah, gotcha. I understand." He takes a deep breath. "Anything else you'd like to discuss? I'm curious, but I don't want to impose." 010
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026//Random enemy faction name: 'Crusade of the Holy Thunderfist'. 101
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Weeeellllll, if you need something to vent aggression on, I'm sure we can program the holodeck shooting range's targets to look like that one evil rich guy from your home city." 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Oh, rest assured, I'm not stupid enough to flirt with lesbians. Only if I ACTUALLY BELIEVED half of the stuff I was just spouting." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026//Thinking of writing a no-holds-barred fight scene... but Lep's not a brutal hand-to-hand guy. He kites and shoots his opponent before they close the distance, or he's toast. 030
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Eheh, thanks! If there's one thing I do well, it's being me." *To Ames* "WOW, you work fast." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*Click* *Series of increasingly-angry beeps of rejection* "Point one, we have biometric two-factor authentication on all our weapons." "Point TWO, we STILL need clearance from the military attache to fire weapons for anything except immediate cases of self-defense. And no, I'm not telling you xir+ 100
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Awww, but I haven't even tried the whole 'generate an image of the family of 5 1/2 kids I've imagined us having in my fevered fantasies' trick yet!" *Notes the gun* "...Okay, OKAAAAAAAAY, I'll stop." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Rest assured, my flirtation tactics toward women-who-I-do-NOT-want-hating-my-guts would be FAR superior." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026//Random enemy faction name: 'Crusade of the Holy Thunderfist'. 101
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerAmes @cutestlilamesever.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(This looks fun :3) 541
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"...Good question. I mean, if the room were about to explode, I'd just yell 'THE ROOM IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!' like a sane person." *Scratches head* "...Maybe if they were mind-controlled and I had to snap them back to their senses, because I didn't want to take advantage of them when they were + 100
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Coping with my conflicting feelings over the culture of criticism by spreading positivity!" 7120
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*tips Jordan Peterson-brand fedora* "I see a female like yourself is finally looking for a Nice Guy after your years of chasing Chads. You're hoping to cook and clean for me as I build my crypto/NFT empire." *turns up nose* "Sorry, but I'm already legally-married to my body pillow." + 101
Reposted by Lep, the Multiversal ExplorerLep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026//Has anyone here chuckled at my sense of humor? 131
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026//Has anyone here chuckled at my sense of humor? 131
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Actually, I was practicing zzir. Or whatever you call the absolute OPPOSITE of rizz." 000
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*tips Jordan Peterson-brand fedora* "I see a female like yourself is finally looking for a Nice Guy after your years of chasing Chads. You're hoping to cook and clean for me as I build my crypto/NFT empire." *turns up nose* "Sorry, but I'm already legally-married to my body pillow." + 101
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I mean, I *USUALLY* try to talk things out. But giant mechs pick up where words leave off." 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*Meditates in a lotus pose, marinating in an aura of pure pacifism* "Well, now that you TOLD me to practice violence, I'm going to do the exact opposite just to spite you. Thanks for the unintentional motivation!" 010
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"{READER}, please tell me something positive which promotes peace!" "I need to re-center myself before I get obsessed with dropping high-explosive ordnance on the enemies of democracy again." 020