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InfiDale

@infidale.bsky.social
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Secular Humanist/Anti-theist. As optimistic as a realist can be. Physics/chemistry/biology/anthropology. Hated learning most my life. So I'm cramming (also kinda funny)

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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t believe in Jesus, so I’m allowed to hate someone. Especially if they rape women, children, and countries.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 13h
The least vulnerable a human being can be is dead. He is no longer vulnerable, he’s dead.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t believe in Bigfoot. But when I say that, the Bigfoot believers don’t call me a liar and accuse me of hating on Bigfoot. Very different when I say it about God.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 14h
Baby Jesus was a refugee and adult Jesus taught us to love our neighbor. To Jesus, our neighbor (Luke 10:25-37) is one who shows active mercy and compassion, regardless of race, religion, or social boundaries. That’s what the story of the good Samaritan is about. Jesus would have been very anti-ICE
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 16h
If that’s the only reason you’re not doing it, maybe you should do it. You’re not gonna inherit a magic kingdom, but you can probably get laid.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 17h
They wear a torture device around their neck. Of course they want to watch public executions. Their religion is based off of a public execution.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 18h
Seriously. I’m on the side of whoever’s got the rainbow. If they somehow ganked that shit from him, they’re my new saviors.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 18h
The LGBTQ community didn’t steal the rainbow from God. If you think they did, maybe we should be worshiping them? 🌈
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*your *you’re
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How do we know the Roman soldier who was supposed to nail Jesus to the cross didn’t just botch the crucifixion the way the United States botches executions?
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every time they pretend to find Noah’s Ark, the Christians couldn’t be more excited about it and we don’t even hear a word from the Muslims and the Jewish people. The story of Noah’s Ark is part of all three religions, which should tell us something.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By rhetoric, do they mean the definition of murder?
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve been rebuked so many times, and I’ve seen no results. The block button works almost every single time. Rebuking is just some religious mumbo-jumbo, the block button works like Mutombo. 😈👆🏾
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A rainbow is an optical phenomenon caused by refraction, dispersion, and reflection, of sunlight in water droplets. That’s it. Nothing else. Science 101
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grab your prophet by the pussy!
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They’re now raping Jesus and refusing to apologize? Looks like Donald Trump has officially taken over American Christianity!
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Gotta love me. G O D, no one above me. Look good but fuck ugly!” — Method Man
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If a baby dies and goes to Heaven, does it somehow learn to think and take care of itself? Or do the other dead people just have to take care of all the dead babies forever? 👼🏼
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Impossible means something that cannot be done. If God cannot be done, how did Mary make Jesus?
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If they use they/them as a singular, they must not be a poorly educated asshole who chooses to eschew proper English so they don’t have to admit that they are homophobic and/or transphobic. I don’t care if we’re talking about 1 or 100 people, I agree with them.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
… S I N N I N G!
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus and Judas sittin’ in a tree… 💋
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We checked. Don’t worry. Both still dead.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ourselves. Most of us are pretty stupid. But the vast majority of us still believe in ourselves. The stupidest thing we believe in is ourselves.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They made a long post about how we should respect everyone’s religious beliefs, then added a caviat excluding devil worshipers and non-believers. So, not everybody. Just everybody who agrees with them.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aron read it perfectly, but the laugh was necessary.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost left hanging out to dry, and then @lilithliberated.bsky.social saves me with the laugh! 😈
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why would Donald Trump worry about gas prices? His empire is built off of and fueled by an almost unlimited resource, human stupidity.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I Kinsey their point. 👀🥁
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“It’s horrible, but I get it and I’d do it too” is how the Joe Rogan type of people win. Of course I get the temptation. But you could get it and not do it.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t care whose ancient mythology is less harmful. That’s not how we should be governing ourselves in 2026.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If his death ends up being cholesterol related, will the MAGA Christians replace their gold cross pendants with McDonald’s golden arches? ✝️🍔🍟
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*You’re wrong Twice.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main difference between the Bible and the Harry Potter books is that when someone calls the Harry Potter books their favorite books, they’ve probably read them. And just because the creator of the Harry Potter universe is transphobic, that doesn’t mean the creator of our universe is. 🪄🏳️‍⚧️
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And who gets to decide what constitutes a horrible Christian? All of the other Christians? Most Christians think they’re the only Christian who knows how to properly be a Christian.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a picture of liquid oxygen. Now, show me your God.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ability to see something has very little to do with our ability to detect it. We can detect the presence and/or absence of oxygen. Ever been underwater? We can also freeze liquid oxygen and take a picture. If you can take a picture of your frozen liquid God, you have a point. If not, you don’t.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, I know that. I’m just making fun of them. They’re dumb and assholes.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is just so stupid. If you can’t teach anybody about Jesus unless they already believe in him, nobody will ever believe in Jesus. 🤪
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ever notice how MAGA will only say LGB or maybe LGBT? They’re not trying to be rude, they’re just not capable of remembering more than four letters. That’s why they went with MAGA.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If God doesn’t like ugly, who the fuck made all the evangelicals?
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Christian Love” 🥰
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A ratio is a mathematical comparison of two or more quantities that shows how much of one thing exists compared to another. They don’t believe in basic mathematics.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you believe that God created everything and that everything needs a creator, you’re wrong. Either everything needs a creator or everything doesn’t need a creator. But it can’t be everything but your thing. That’s not everything.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“God is love, and we’re gonna kill everybody who doesn’t agree.” — Evangelical Christianity
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if that was his goal.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald Trump wears lifts (2-3 inches) in his shoes so he seems taller, like a real man’s man. That’s gender affirming care.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t care what you think Jesus told you to tell me. Jesus told me to tell all the Christian nationalists to shut the fuck up. Now what?
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TDS is still supporting him. That dude is a piece of shit.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God? That’s closer to the Big Bang. We can detect what was once there. Anything before that is still undetectable, like your God.
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